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2024

22

Jan

Madison Poveromo is the Instagram Of The Day

Everyone hates my social media influencer posts….

Which is shocking because all these social media influencers get paid all the big money from the brands or their subscribers….

Meaning they’ve clearly gamed their audience into giving a fuck about them…..because the general public, YOU, fucking hate them…

You’re mean.

Can’t we all get along and appreciate the hard SELF INVOLVED work it takes to be an instagram girl….

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2024

22

Jan

Darina Litvinova is the Instagram Of The Day

The only thing I can think of as a reason why people hate influencers so much is jealousy. If you were able to post sexy half naked pics of yourself for millions of people, luring half of them into paying you 5 dollars a month to sext with the Filipino virtual assistant who does the sexting for you….you’d fucking do it….

If you were able to post sexy half naked pics of yourself for brands to throw millions of dollars, or even to gift you free luxury vacations you could never afford had you not found the whole posting sexy half naked pics of yourself works for 1000s of people trying to get paid or free trips…..you’d fucking do it…

So all this rage over random half naked instagram bitches comes from your angry, bitter, working a regular job soul….when really you should just stare at the tits and let them influence you as they game the system and you don’t….

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2024

20

Jan

Taylor is the Instagram Of The Day

Hollywood celebrity is dead.

The story of the small town hot chicks running away from their seemingly arranged marriage to their high school sweetheart by hopping on a bus to achieve bigger dreams, only to end up turning tricks in some budget motel to survive when arriving to Hollywood, but occasionally breaking through and getting a Soap Opera job, or an Extra job, or if they are lucky a meeting with a Weinstein-like producer that allows her to level up and get closer to those dreams….is no longer relevant.

Social media runs the world.

The eyeballs are on the influencer, the creator, the model and the self starter who produces and uploads that content, seducing and engaging their audience, captivating us with their hot pics…brands throw money at them, perverts throw money at them, and even Hollywood recruits them when they are relevant enough.

That means showcasing these people most of us have never heard of and digging through the 100s of 1000s of hot chicks and even average at best chicks, producing their hottest pics, through professional shoots, AI, Filters and Fillers all in efforts to get seen, noticed and to live their dream life of vapidness….is the future of the site but more importantly the now of the site….

So here’s Taylor

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

19

Jan

Priscilla Huggins Ortiz is the Instagram Of The Day

You may argue that all these images are the exact same. That there’s a formula or a serious lack of creativity in the content space because every self producing content creating slutty exhibitionist has the same shot, same pose, same place, same framing….the level of individuality is zero because they all figure that if it worked for whoever they are copying it will work for them…

IT makes for a lazy society, one where everything’s been seen, been done, feels familiar….so now the nudes of instagram are like the consistent BIG MAC, whether made by a snot nosed kid in Texas, or some IMMIGRANT FRANCHISEE in Canada….shit’s all the fucking same level of dog shit that sustains us for a few seconds or hours….

I’m not hating on PRISCILLA HUGGINS…If anything, I’m hating on the internet for making us all retards….when all we really want is real HUGS from busty bitches like PRISCILLA HUGGINS….because long hugs from busty girls is a better kind of perving….one that is more comfort food of perving…..

While these pics remain the fast food clickbait of perving…

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2024

19

Jan

Amanda Bredén is the Instagram Of The Day

You may not know who Amanda Bredén is, because even people with millions of followers can be irrelevant fucks that no one’s ever heard of, they just don’t like to believe that.

You may not appreciate the social media model and her shameless content for attention….but you have to remember a time when the girls you wanted to see half naked wouldn’t get half naked because you weren’t the guy who was cool enough or rich enough to be someone they wanted to get half naked for.

In this era of everyone getting half naked for losers like us to see, the last thing to do is hate on their getting half naked…because without it, all we’d have is SODOKU or whatever non perverts do on the internet…

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2024

18

Jan

Bruna Schwartz is the Instagram Of The Day

I am not getting paid by instagram influencers to profile them as if this was a marketing campaign that allows the instagram influencer to be featured on this coveted site along with actual celebrities….No one knows this site exists…except maybe you.

I am also not getting paid by you assholes to produce the galleries of internet nudity I posted for 3 fucking years…

I can’t even get you to buy a fucking FLESHLIGHT so that I Can get the 10 dollars from your new girlfriend….or sign up to the SUGAR DADDY DATING SITE, or the CAM SITE….you MOOCH FUCKS.

I’ll post what I want to and right now I want to post Bruna Schwartz…..translated to BROWN BLACK….this is BROWN BLACK…

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2024

18

Jan

Sam Cheyenne is the Instagram Of The Day

When I think of Cheyenne, I think of Cowboy shit, probably because of the whole Wyoming thing…..

This is Sam Cheyenne, not quite the slutty country girl I’d want to see, even if it’s just a trend for girls to get in their Real Tree hunting gear, or Overalls because they found Country music in the last few months after realizing they’ve been lied to about country music all their lives…since it actually has a soul….and a story….

But she does a have a dog and a set of tits, so we’re on the right track, off the the fuckin’ races….

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

17

Jan

Alice Maria is the Instagram Of The Day

I know that you all really fucking love my dive into the instagram girls.

I’ve actually got emails asking me to bring back the galleries of random internet slutty content producers….

WHERE ARE THE WET SPOT WEDNESDAYS….

WHERE ARE THE TITTY DROP THURSDAYS…

WHERE ARE THE ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG THURSDAYS….

WHERE ARE THE NAKED NURSES YOU ANGRILY YELL ABOUT THE COVID LIE EVERY WEEK….

WHERE ARE THE MILKY TITS….THE WORKOUT GIRLS….THE TIGHT PANTS….THE FULL BACK PANTIES…the BRALESS GIRLS….the FISHNETS the On/Offs…..

How dare I take those away from you mooch fucks who don’t buy anything I am selling and expect me to spend 5 hours a day compiling pictures of nonsense for you…

But yeah, you all really hate the instagram posts, whether it’s body positive fat chicks who sell lingerie pics, or muppet faced photoshopped so hard they are AI…rocking their fake followers with confidence because if they don’t believe the lie why would you….

They are important people….they have fans….jerk off to them….

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2024

17

Jan

Konny Sorrentino is the Instagram Of The Day


Kony 2024….

You know, I was on the internet in 2012 and I remember Kony 2012 being one of those viral stories that was on the internet’s mainpage for a day or a week…..

I remember people being so into it, but me being too self involved, lazy to bother caring so to this day, I don’t know what it was about other than it was some African bullshit story.

I don’t know who this KONNY 2024 is either, because I am too self involved, lazy to bother looking up social media influencers, they are all kinda embarassing, soul sucking, trashy and fake in their quest to destroy the world or at least show us what is wrong with the world with every photoshopped picture of their plastic surgery bodies….

Yes, you hate social media influencers, I do these posts to make you rage.

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

15

Jan

Erika Delilah is the Instagram Of The Day

I don’t know who Erika Delilah is, but we live in a culture of everyone being a content creator. Everyone being some kind of celebrity. Everyone being some kind of a personal brand and for whatever reason, the number 1 way to get there is not ALL that different than it has always been, just a little more public because they are seducing the public instead of the casting agents, directors, producers, agents, brand people.

So they used to let the ladies take private meetings and package them however they wanted to package them when they launched them to the public, now the ladies need to self produce the low level smut to build that audience they need from the titties, it seems a lot more honest, even if social media is pretty fucking fake.

I know nothing about Erika Delilah, but she’s got tits they co-star in her content and people still like tits enough to follow them on the instagram.

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Posted in:Instagram Babe