Well, they got one part of her name right….

RIGHT?

GET IT?

I don’t mean Theo or Dora or Moutin…..

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN…

Do you know what I mean?

I know, get this guy a comedy special on NETFLIX…

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Mila is very important, she’s got an IMDB page and that’s more than we can say about me and probably you, unless you’re a pervert actor, director or producer who is just so board in your rich and famousness that you end up on legacy sites from 20 years ago by accident hoping I post some tits that you don’t have to waste your time googling, because you my friend, are important…..I’m talking to you lifelong reader Steven Spielberg…..

Anyways, she’s got an IMDB and that makes her FAR more than someone pushing nudes on OnlyFans, even though she’s pushing nudes on OnlyFans, it’s just one side of her, a multifaceted talent…..

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Her name is La Rolon, but based on her pictures, I think she’s less of a Rolon and more of a set of tits….

La Tits is probably a better name for her marketing efforts which include her tits, but maybe she’s more subtle about her tits and doesn’t want you to think that she’s just a set of tits, so drawing more attention to the tits like naming her after her tits would take away from any mystery or subtlety of her tits just being in all her pics, because she’s got them.

She can’t hide them, she’s not going wrap herself in bandages like some kind of transgender woman living her best life as her version of a man….so the tits go where she goes…and keeping her La Rolon name instead of La Tits is just better for the personal brand she monetizes on the internet thanks to the tits….

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Martina Cammara is clearly living up to her name by hanging out in front of her camera all fucking day, arguably way too fucking much, but it probably works out nicely for her because dudes are desperate losers and it’s a way to get paid.

Martina Cammara may or may not be attractive in real actual life, you can never tell with these photoshoppers, but I figure with tits like she’s likely a fat chick using her tits for personal gain, which fat chicks should do if they are the kind of fat chick with big silly tits.

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It’s always interesting for me to see just how many women have this look. It’s like the Kardashians hit the scene and all of a sudden 1000s of Kardashian looking chicks surfaced from the ether that is the internet. Is it their natural look, like did they all look like this when they were growing up and in High School, or did they evolve into this look thanks to instagram filters and the medical spas that help them create this look in real life….it is just such a mystery….like the fake tan of the early internet or the too much make-up of the early internet has evolved….and you gotta wonder just how many of these kids of women we can handle, which is apparently a lot…since there are so many of them….

Her name is Genevieve, but she’s likely interchangeable with 100000 other chicks…an that’s what makes her special.

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Izabela Izycka is an entrepreneur…thanks to her use of her giant tits…

It’s nice to see that a business plan for a budding entrepreneur really only requires one page or one strategy when the entrepreneur has big tits and that’s to show the big tits as hard as she can so that as many people follow the big tits and that way the big tits can sell them shit they don’t need…..but that they buy anyway because they are mesmorized or in a spell thanks to the big tits…

That’s not to reduce entrepreneur and college graduate Izabela Izycka as solely being a set of tits, but that’s kinda what she’s doing to herself in her content stream and if she reduces herself to be just tits, why the fuck can’t we….especailly when it’s ALL we see.

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Her name is Kaitlin K, she’s a social media influencer or nude content vendor that you’ve probably never heard of, but she has 675k followers, so she’s definitely figured out how to seduce a large group of men into watching her every move, but I don’t think that was too complicated to figure out, it wasn’t like she had to map out a strategic marketing plan or business plan, she didn’t have to go to school or train for this, she didn’t buy some youtuber course on how to make millions selling idiots get rich scheme courses, she just looked in the mirror, or down on her chest and said “these bad boys are gonna make Kait K a happy woman”…..

She was gifted with giant tits and giant tits make dreams come true so if you’re a chick with less than giant tits…it sucks to be you….but I’d be more than happy to comfort you, to let you cry on my pervert shoulder because I am into tiny tits and the failure that live with not being giant tits…my penis can relate.

Anyway, here’s Kait K doing it. She’s not important but she probably thinks she is, so that’s what it’s about.

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The world likes to hate on the social media influencer or the onlyfans model, but that can’t be the case with all social media influencers or all onlyfans models, because there are a bunch of girls making a lot more money than if they had a job, all thanks to the power of converting their horny social media followers, to their nude content platforms….

It’s one of those every chick’s got a price, and they’re all just a dollar offer away from sex work, but now it’s made more obvious and the sex work is hardly seen as sex work, because they don’t have to actually face danger to touch dicks or fuck dicks to get their pay….

If anything that takes away all the edge, desperation, hardness and risk to being a sex worker, so dudes pay to see half nudes and to sex a call center you’ve hired to sext on your behalf…BORING scam….

I want facing death with every trick cuz you don’t know how fucked in the head the man hiring you is….

This internet whoring is too fucking soft….

Her name is Oliwia Knapek and I know nothing about her…

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Everyone hates my social media influencer posts….

Which is shocking because all these social media influencers get paid all the big money from the brands or their subscribers….

Meaning they’ve clearly gamed their audience into giving a fuck about them…..because the general public, YOU, fucking hate them…

You’re mean.

Can’t we all get along and appreciate the hard SELF INVOLVED work it takes to be an instagram girl….

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The only thing I can think of as a reason why people hate influencers so much is jealousy. If you were able to post sexy half naked pics of yourself for millions of people, luring half of them into paying you 5 dollars a month to sext with the Filipino virtual assistant who does the sexting for you….you’d fucking do it….

If you were able to post sexy half naked pics of yourself for brands to throw millions of dollars, or even to gift you free luxury vacations you could never afford had you not found the whole posting sexy half naked pics of yourself works for 1000s of people trying to get paid or free trips…..you’d fucking do it…

So all this rage over random half naked instagram bitches comes from your angry, bitter, working a regular job soul….when really you should just stare at the tits and let them influence you as they game the system and you don’t….

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