Ana Lorde is 35 years old and looks it.

She markets herself as the world’s best boobs…and I think it’s safe to say that she’s just playing, she can’t actually believe that, I mean that’s a very bold statement when there are so many tits out there.

She is an OnlyFans chick, obviously. She has 7 million followers, insanity…..I can assume they are 7 million of the saddest motherfuckers out there….or bots.

I’m not hating, the world needs this kind of content, or women who believe they are the hottest things out there so that they produce this kind of content.

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Her name is Melanie and she’s a Fashion Nova partner, which is in her bio, because to some people that’s a status symbol…like they’ve made it to the top of the THOT food chain where they get to help billion dollar instagram brands make even more money because they feel like they are part of a club…

It started with Skinny Teas and probably won’t be going anywhere too fast, if anything, I should jump on that train and exploit willing women to promote me, I figure they sell losers their ONLYFANS, why not sell losers on this site right here….

Maybe I should change my approach of making fun of half naked influencer, to worshipping them like the guys in their comments…

LINDA

BOBS

PERFECTA

FIRE EMJOI – FIRE EMOJI – FIRE EMOJI – HEART EYES EMOJI

LINDA

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Is she human?

Or is she sex doll?

At a certain point, the sex dolls are more realistic than the instagram pictures that have been edited so hard they are cartoons.

I’m not saying BECKY HUDSON edits her photos, this could be all natural….

What you’d get from her if you ran into her in the grocery store where she was buying large objects to fuck on her onlyfans…at least that’s what you’d assume she was doing if you saw her at the grocery store dressed in any of these outfits…because you are an asshole who objectives and stereotypes women who look like this….not that she actually looks like this…it could very likely be internet CGI shit…

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – I am spotting a trend where girls with giant tits, who may or may not be fat chicks, but who are probably fat chicks…are mastering the whole sleazy content market.

I guess they are more eager than naturally hot fit chicks, so they put in more effort and go above and beyond in making sure their content comes across the right level of slutty and not sloppy.

They tuck in that sloppy obesity, give themselves a waistline and cash the fuck in on the losers who are paying and subscribing.

Cosplaying as the hot chick….while loser dudes cosplay that they have a chance with these chicks if they just throw enough money at them….not realizing that the dude they are sexting with is cosplaying as the fat chick cosplaying as the hot chick for the nerd cosplaying as someone who can secure the fat chick cosplaying as the hot chick….

It’s pretty complex levels of scheming, that Celine may or may not be a part of…

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Daniella Chavez is out here looking fancy.

Keeping instagram classy.

Bring the inspiring content that is designed to change lives and lure paying customers..

The world is her OYSTER and all she has to do is show her clam….to paying customers…

I’m not implying she’s a whore, but her content is.

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Hannah Olivia’s a big girl with big dreams doing big things on social media for your little thing that I assume she’s manipulating for money….

It happens, people are suckers, it’s a hustle….and it works….so keep on stripping down…big momma….

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Social media is life, so it’s time to start showcasing the social media stars who may be virtually unknown and anonymous, in part because of how aggressive the AI filter and photoshop is, but also because everyone’s and influencer and no one actually keeps track of any of them on the same level they do with actual celebs, even though the social media star is arguably more interesting and less coddled than an actual celeb, despite likely being self involved narcissists….but they had to push to get seen, or buy fake followers to get seen and now they are all fighting to be seen more or harder than the next guy!

So here is a social media babe being hot with the hot content – Julia Taylor

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Angelina Michelle is an extremely redheaded model. So redheaded that it looks like it comes out of a box that is on sale and that every white haired French Canadian woman who lives in a trailer park and works at the local poutine factory has jumped onto it.

If you’ve been to Quebec, that imagery will hit, to everyone else, maybe there are white trash bitches in their 60s committed to the red hair.

Anyway, this one is a legit model apparently signed by ELITE and her content is pretty fun produced photoshoots, which is exciting to me.

I am from the produced photoshoot era and this selfie shit just doesn’t speak to my soul, it’s annoying and makes me hate the self producing bitches photoshopping themselves to be hot, let a corporation or trained photographer do that for you.

She’s got pale skin, I don’t know how pink the pussy and nips are, but from redheaded nudes, probably real pink contrasting that orange pubic hair…almost too pink really…and well, she’s also got tits.

She’s a white as fuck, ginger as fuck, hot tall body with tits as fuck model…That’s all we know about her an here’s some of her IG pics.

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Her name is Larolon….

La roll on my dick…or on my face…or just use those titties as a thanksgiving dinner roll on my dick, or on my face if the dick’s to hard to find amongst the obesity…

She’s from Argentina but currently in Miami. I assume she’s one of those migrants that everyone pretends they are mad at when they scream about politics….THE BORDER….the ALIEN KILLED SOME COLLEGE GIRL….THE BORDER…THE ILLEGALS…you know it never fucking ends…but when it’s someone who has tits like LAROLON….all of a sudden the border crisis becomes something you can jerk off to…

Seek ASYLYM on my dick…or on my face…or just use those titties as a dinner roll LAROLON…you million follower followed slut.

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Claudia Canals, or as I like to call her, C-Anals because if the name ANAL is in your fucking name, I am going to focus on that, because I am a pervert, I have an stunted brain thanks to a lack of taking responsibility for myself, I understand basic schoolyard comedy…

When the Australian instagram chick’s content is all hot half naked and in bikini, which one would have called provocative or attention seeking in a simpler time, back before girls started posting their literal anal on their social media for likes….fixated on her ANAL is far more fun than the other CANALS she offers…

We’re just looking for FUN in these dark and miserable times.

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