Sophie Hall is probably a hall you’d like to throw your hot dog down…

If you know what I mean….

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Her name is Cosmic Kitti, which I doubt is her actual birth name, but she’s one of those average looking girls who you’d probably think you could pull if you were at a bar with her drinking one night, or if you swiped on the apps in an era before the average chicks confused themselves for super models.

It just goes to show you that where there is a will there is a way. The girl you’d expect to see working at Subway is now an international traveller and content creator and all it took was a smartphone and an internet connection.

The world is her fucking oyster because she’s got tits and doesn’t need to accept the bottom of the barrel that average chicks typically expect.

She can do big things like post sheer bathing suits and asshole videos for Zuckerberg’s platform….the original OF….

You can check her out HERE

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Amber Quinn looks like one of the first generation instagram models. They’d post these cheesy fitness and cheesy bikini photoshoots. They were the girls that sold the skinny teas, that were hired by rich athletes or rich dudes for entertainment purposes, flown to Dubai for Hummus parties where they got shit on, eventually getting rich in the process and thinking they were the next Kardashian.

I don’t know Amber Quinn’s story, but she’s got an OnlyFans she’s subtle about, while promoting that cheesy lifestyle content with her tits out, doing that early instagram hustle, while probably making a lot of money.

She also sells courses to people on how to make money online, which I’ll assume includes a chapter on showing tits until rich people notice and pay you to hang….but that could be the whole book…

Shockingly, she was raised in a broke single mother household, so you can figure out her motivation to use those tits for money based on that fact alone….it’s almost text book isn’t it….but the amazing thing is that it works…cheesy content on instagram with tits out appeals to dudes with credit cards I guess.

It’s amazing how simple this shit is to game….

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Melissa Alvarez is an interesting instagram influencer with her 850k followers subscribed and committed to what I assume are a set of fake tits, not just because most women with the last name Alvarez have shitty tits, but because in every one of her pictures the tits are featured and they look like little basketballs you used to play your Nerf basketball on in your dorm room because you had no friends or pussy.

There is the chance that her tits are natural, just amplified through filters and other AI tactics on social media designed to seduce the fans and really she’s more than just a set of round tits, she’s also got a round ass that she’s packaged as being created by fitness.

She doesn’t seem to have an obvious link to her OnlyFans account but instead sells workout programs for 600 dollars a pop, where I’d hope she’s at least naked in the workouts, because at 600 dollars I’d want my workout to have a happy ending….full completion.

I guess it’s better than selling skinny tea, bang energy and fashionnova, but I’m sure she does that too.

Here’s Melissa.

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Tay is a Miami based 5 foot 8 tall Cali girl at heart, whatever that means.

She is pear-shaped, which means she’s got big birthing hips and a wide ass to inspire you to breed with her, since birthing hips, like giant sloppy tits are triggers for your animal brain to want to breed a bitch.

I typically don’t really celebrate excess fat on a chick and aim for anorexia often caused by aggressive drug use, but that doesn’t man a soft, doughy SLIM FAT chick can’t generate the boners when posing provocatively.

Sure, toned bitched, fit bitches are probably better, especially if you’re a queer…but a little shape never hurt anyone, except maybe a few people who accidentally suffocated after being smothered by a fat girl’s cunt, but you don’t hear them complaining, that’s some dying with a smile on their face shit.

I am not defending this OnlyFans chick who carries her weight on her hips, I mean she could definitely do some fitness, I’m just saying, estrogen made her this way and as a non faggot in this very gay world, that’s appealing to me.

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Social media is life, so it’s time to start showcasing the social media stars who may be virtually unknown and anonymous, in part because of how aggressive the AI filter and photoshop is, but also because everyone’s and influencer and no one actually keeps track of any of them on the same level they do with actual celebs, even though the social media star is arguably more interesting and less coddled than an actual celeb, despite likely being self involved narcissists….but they had to push to get seen, or buy fake followers to get seen and now they are all fighting to be seen more or harder than the next guy!

So here is a social media babe being hot with the hot content – her name is Kassie Wallis

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I don’t know who Jenna Lee is, but we’ll assume that she’s not married to Tommy Lee since I’ve seen his wife, she’s some famous Vine Star who does softcore exclusive porn….

I’ll also assume she’s not married to Jet Li, or the Lees who own the Chinese restaurant in my hometown that I am sure used to serve rat….

I have a feeling LEE may not even be her real name, it’s probably a NOM DU PLUM or whatever they call a pen name or stage name, or STRIPPER name that allows them to detach from their actual self and become this character that gives boners…and boners they give….

Jenna Lee is out here doing her best job at giving boners. She could be AI. I believe nothing on the internet is real….and even real chicks doctor themselves up to be something else using AI, but maybe that’s the metamorphosis from whatever her real name is to becoming Jenna Lee….

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This hot chick from instagram is an exciting one.

Her name is Vanessa Perez Leslie, she is married to an ex-NFL player named Jordan Leslie, who played a few seasons with a few teams but I guess never became a super star because according to google the devil that decides who becomes rich or poor on the internet, he was sent off to the CFL, which to NFL players is a fate almost worse than death, except they get to drink maple syrup, eat poutine, fuck hot chicks in igloos and other Canadian shit….

She’s a photographer, but also likes to get naked or semi naked for photographers and with tits like that, she should be doing just that.

As far as half naked chicks on instagram go, she’s pretty decent….and that’s saying a lot since most of them are vile, offensive, fake as fuck monsters trying to manipulate you to give them your credit card info….rarely are they in it for the artistry of pulling the tits out and it shows.

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Maria Rivero is not Mario Lopez….but you’d probably like to eat her taco more than his, not to say that he doesn’t bring the old family taco recipe to the table hard, but to say that her taco is a vagina and we like vagina…even on self proclaimed instagram models who may just be fat chicks in disguise.

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I guess I kind of hate that the internet has allowed everyone to cosplay as important celebrity types who have fans….or fan clubs.

But I am torn, because if you can game an idiot to pretend they are important celebrity types with fans…they end up getting naked….

As someone who wants to see all chicks naked because I was definitely a big advocate for “How much to see your tits” with the normies, I get to see how much it takes a bitch to go as far as she’ll go, and not even spend a fucking dollar….it’s financed by all these other motherfuckers out there.

So maybe it’s a great thing!

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