Melissa Alvarez is an interesting instagram influencer with her 850k followers subscribed and committed to what I assume are a set of fake tits, not just because most women with the last name Alvarez have shitty tits, but because in every one of her pictures the tits are featured and they look like little basketballs you used to play your Nerf basketball on in your dorm room because you had no friends or pussy.

There is the chance that her tits are natural, just amplified through filters and other AI tactics on social media designed to seduce the fans and really she’s more than just a set of round tits, she’s also got a round ass that she’s packaged as being created by fitness.

She doesn’t seem to have an obvious link to her OnlyFans account but instead sells workout programs for 600 dollars a pop, where I’d hope she’s at least naked in the workouts, because at 600 dollars I’d want my workout to have a happy ending….full completion.

I guess it’s better than selling skinny tea, bang energy and fashionnova, but I’m sure she does that too.

Here’s Melissa.

Image Credit – Instagram

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