Charli XCX should change her name it XXX…..because she woke up, put on some skimpy ass raver bathing suit and decided “ass and titties”….despite playing a Lady Gaga song, that I guess is trending on TikTok, as they brain wash the younger generation with retard dances….however, I’ve been told that TikTok is the most representative of where we are at in society, because people call out that whole cancel culture and woke on there, and make jokes about it…yes, black people on TikTok mock Black Owned Business signs at the grocery store put there by white people showing their support for black people in the most racist of ways….anyway….let’s hope she’s partaking in a Lady Gaga song trend and is not actually a fan of Lady Gaga…since Lady Gaga fucking sucks…but these popstars all aspire to be her or have her level of fame so that’s probably why they idolize her despite her shitty songs….because Charli XCX who should be Charli XXX just wants her own shitty songs to trend at that level…groupie shit…

Anyway, this angle is aggressive and the whole thing pretty porny for the UK barely a popstar who’s been around for a long time now…long enough for me to know she’ got fat tits time now…

I like it. Good work Charli…

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Charli XCX finally looks hot….you know get a face on her that I can jerk off on and feel more at home….plus based on the girls of instagram we’re used it…this face is probably less plastic….OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…..see, I got jokes…

The key to Charli XCX is the highligh of this pic, her tits…she’s got tits and people like tits….I like tits, I assume you like tits….

I have seen her perform at a club once early in her career….and it was pretty embarassing and low end, so I just discounted her as some rich trash pretending to do pop, maybe a tactic to get her work visa to live the USA dream…

She was on the hipster kick, and it was trendy, leotards and tits, I just figured girls get away with alot when being so shit…

As it turns out, she is actually really successful, she had a house in the UK I saw sell for a few million, then she bough an LA house for like 10 million, I mean that’s serious money….all from someone who you’ve never heard ONE song of…

She has done the BEBE REXHA, only opposite, where she took her low level hipster shit to do behind the scenes work and she wrote a Selena Gomez Song and WILL I AM song, a Iggy Azalea song and a Camilla Cabello and Shawn Mendes song….so maybe that’s where the house comes from….not that we care about any of this, we don’t need her origin story, this is not her BIOPIC…or her unauthorized biography where I say ” thank god she doesn’t milk the fact that her mom was born in Uganda like she was Halsey pulling the black card…and I don’t mean her Amex cuz she scammed so hard”….I mean the race card to milk black parent to get more money in this ear of inclusivity…controlled by fucking idiots..

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Charli XCX is in a bikini and she’s still got the tits that I think were her key selling point when she first came to america as a third tier popstar…like other third tier popstar tits before her, mainly RITA ORA, these tits have really been good earners for the host bodies of said tits…

I know based on their low level of celebrity, you’d assume that they were just rich kid socialites who managed to pull some scam through a fake record deal, allowing them to enter the USA….and live their best celebrity life in the USA as a third tier popstar with tits…you know you’ve never heard any of their songs, how could they be killing it, and the answer is because the entertainment industry has so much fucking money to go around, just not over here, as they don’t pay me to promote their bikini pics even if they should…

So this one, who you’d think was a whatever, just bought a 5 or 6 million dollar house in LA, owned by some producer she may or may not have fucked like she was Rita Ora, which means that she had to have at least 20% downpayment and proof she can pay the 20,000 a month mortgage….not to mention she’s got baller houses in the UK too…so either she inherited a small fortune, whcih is possible, or her shitty pop music got her paid….

All this to say, knowing that she’s as successful as she is and not the mooch I previously thought she was makes her hot sloppy tits just as hot and sloppy.

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Charli XCX is doing the wet ass pussy dance….which is weird to me because promoting another person’s music when you’ve got a record deal of your own seems weird…I get that it’s some sort of brotherhood or manipulation from a small industry to make a hit song, in a “she’ll promote you back when you have a hit song, but I like there to be more of a rivalry amongst the lemmings…

You know we know you are all puppets, but if you’re all friendly with each other,it takes away the fun or the drama in their shitty content, their brainwashing and manipulating of their adueinces…

We can’t all get along, especially when you’re fighting for listeners…..even if Cardi B is way more famous than Charli XCX and her TikTok to the song is a bit of a dig or making fun of the song…..

So when they are cross promoting each other, I know there’s some bullshit…that’d be like Adidas and Nike doing a Collaboration on all shoes, or even worse, a Nike ad featuring an Adidas shoe…pretty confusing.

That’s not to say Charli XCX is even on the radar or a threat, because no one’s actually heard her music, despite her living in a 4 million dollar house in the UK and god knows how many other houses in America….because apparently you don’t need to be good to be rich at this shit…

This is really all about her cupping her tits and jiggling them, because what Charli XCX does have is titties and that’s all you really need!

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The future is now. Why leave the house when you can buy a shitty green screen from Amazon for 100 dollars or less abd basically be ANYWHERE you want to be.

I don’t think Charli XCX and her gnarly ass caterpillar level eyebrows gives a fuck where she’s grabbing her tits for attention, so long as she’s grabbing her tits for attention.

The rumor is that Charli XCX is some UK popstar but no one has ever heard any of her songs, so it could be myth….like that you can’t get COVID from eating ass….but at these stage in the game you might as well be linking up for COVID ass eating parties…because we all need to get the virus once, why ride it out so hard…

Charli XCX is a massive whatever in terms of her position in the entertainment industry, but at least she’s got tits she’s hand-bra-ing for the dudes out there..reminding you that all these women are sluts and resort to slutty to stand out amongst the news.

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Charli XCX is being pretty extreme in this photoshoot…that isn’t really a photoshoot, but all you need to produce photos in your phone, so we’ll call it a photoshoot.

I mean sitting on a dudes head while on all fours in some 69 done wrong because the dude under you is a faggot who wants his ass eaten and can reciprocate….

She’s a barely famous popstar who never quite made it, from the UK but likely living in America because your border walls aren’t high enough to keep people with record deals the fuck out…mooching off your resources like AMERICAN money that should be better spent on AMERICAN people…whether she pays tax or not….if you keep letting these immigrants in…what the hell will America mean….and next thing you know thanks to Globalization…we’ll be dealing with a Global Pandemic, rather than pointing and laughing at a third world pandemic from the comfort of our LAZY BOY chairs as we watch this season of SURVIVOR….

Barely famous or not, she’s been about that leotard life when it was a thing, she’s been about her big tits braless like she was Rita Ora…and it’s worked alright for her…but now she’s pushing it with white panties…while riding a head…getting head the wrong way…because everything she does is wrong.

The nice thing is that in this Pandemic, we are learning just what kind of sex workers EVERYONE is…because nothing like a global pandemic to bring out the slutty.

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Charli XCX is some barely a popstar popstar. I think I saw her performing once, in a subway station with a bra set out for people to throw their change in, back when we were allowed to leave the house. She used a bra instead of a hat because it spoke more to her personal brand, while allowing her tits to be braless, nipples hard, to motivate people to give her change…she found when singing in a sweater she would make no money, but in a leotard without underwear on, she’d make a solid 100 dollars a day.

She carried that logic to her attempt at a legitimate music career, one that hasn’t really popped off, but her bra was never seen again, because she knew she had something solid enough to get her off the streets and into AMERICA…

Unfortunately, she’s doing a little too much unfiltered content to show you how authentic she is as a person…because there is such thing as too authentic…

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