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2019

11

Nov

Charli XCX Cowgirl Erotica of the Day

Charli XCX Cowgirl Erotica

Being hot is so fucking flimsy as an angle in anything a woman does, yet EVERY single girl tries to be hot in anything she does to get the most successful outcome out of the effort…even 300 pounders….

I watched some bootleg standup comedy show from some random place and the 400 pound monster woman telling the terrible, obvious, boring jokes, had her tits pushed up to her chins…

I just see it every fucking day….especially doing what we do here…just the struggle of girls trying to make it…stripping down to make it…solid lesson to teach the younger fans about empowerment or whatever…

It’s not about substance, it’s about superficial shit…and that’s ok for me cuz we get to see the big tits in various positions doing things…and I like tits and don’t care about the thigns they are doing….but we’re the ones taking the blame for being misogynists who sexualize women..

It’s like no one even knows who Charli XCX and her dumb name is. She is the bootleg Rita Ora is, yet she’s a lingerie wearing cowgirl for whatever the fuck this is…instead of just working on making good music for her pop career that still hasn’t taken off….after 8 years of trying to use her tits to get ahead….it’s just fucking weird….but that doesn’t mean you can’t jerk off to it..


Charli XCX Cowgirl Erotica

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2019

07

Nov

Charli XCX Big Nips of the Day

Charli XCX Big Nips

Charli XCX got some big nips…

I know most of the world doesn’t know who Charli XCX is, but I don’t think Charli XCX is in on that…her narcissism and positive feedback doesn’t make her think she’s the loser that she is…the haters she plays off as just jealous…her bank account may also validate her as I don’t know what her financial dealings are and she could have a series of multi million dollars deals…I just know she isn’t ver good or interesting or compelling…

I remember when she first started out and was in leotards with her big tits out, using that strategy to get noticed as girls do, not realizing that she should feel like she has imposter syndrome, the now annoying syndrome all these influencers are milking, which basically means they don’t feel they deserver the BLESSED life and success they’ve seen cuz they know in their core that they scammed…the syndrome of people who tricked people into buying into them…and knowing they tricked them..while pretending they deservered it..not a syndrome…that we have to listen to these idiots talk about..

Frankly, I prefer CHARLI XCX approach of just pulling out the tit on live broadcasts from a phone, cuz that’s what we actually care about….even if them nips be BIIIIIG…tea coaster big…it happens.

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2019

11

Oct

Charli XCX Titty Bounce Jock Strap Erotica of the Day

Charli XCX Titty Bounce Nude Bra

Charli XCX is some useless popstar that doesn’t matter, because apparently we don’t have enough of those. It is one of the really garbage things that social media has created. You know talentless idiots now get to have long lasting careers because their followers don’t unfollow them. It’s like old porno sites back in the day, once they got your credit card, you were fucking screwed, just billing over and over and over with no way to cancel it, so you just sort of accept it as your new normal, and give into it, and jerk off to it, cuz you’re paying for it.

Long gone are the one hit wonders, even if they have one hit, cuz they are never fucking forgotten, like Charli XCX who posts weird sleazy shit she finds funny, quirky, or hot….when she should have been put out to popstar who barely was pasture long ago…

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2019

04

Oct

Charli XCX Ass Shrine of the Day

Charli XCX Ass Shrine

I saw Charli XCX perform accidentally when I used to leave the house many years ago…and no one cared….

It was at the time she first moved to America from the UK, and was making moves on social media to be the next Rita Ora…a dream no one actually has, because Rita Ora has accomplished very little except maybe fucking a Kardashian….and record producers…to get an illusion of a career…so that she could get invited to the it-parties and fake it til she made it a career..

So at the time I saw her and she was working her tits in leotards hard…no one cared….and I assume still don’t care…but it’s 5-6 years later…and she’s been consistent at the trying to get people to care…using ass, tits, whatever…and according to her IG story, her concert with Brooke Candy, another winner who paved the way for hipster sluts to make bad music, is sold out…

So there’s that…while you look at her white panties wishing their was more of a stain on it, but the filters are too strong, we’ll never know if she’s been ovulating in these panties, or better yet, having her period – free bleeding like all the cool kids are doing in these panties…and that’s unfortunate.

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2019

13

Sep

Charli XCX Butthole Flash of the Day

Charli XCX Butthole Flash

Charli XCX is a butthole flasher. Clearly she knows that a butthole is the answer to all marketing efforts. It is how you get free coverage that you’d otherwise need to pay for….the power of the butthole roping us in and manipulating us. Who’d ever think seeing the place a girl shits from…and probably gross shits cuz most shits are gross…but when you factor in that she’s from the UK and likely has a terrible diet…not to mention a lot of travel borne illnesses from her life of luxury…coupled with anal on those fertile days she doesn’t want to get pregnant…was what we as a people would be most excited to lick and see…BUT ALAS humanity always throwing surprises at us…


Charli XCX Topless

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2019

11

Sep

Charli XCX Wet for GayTimes of the Day

Charli XCX Gay Times See Through Wet

Charli XCX has her tits out for GAYTIMES because tits are what she’s known for, at least what I know her for, because I can’t name one of her songs, and if I was to go to the local mall and ask 1000 people what their favorite CHARLI XCX song is, I imagine only 1 person (if that) will know one. She’s that level of barely famous but the media wants to sell her to us…even though we aren’t shopping.

SO, her in Gaytimes, is really a whatever situation, other than me finding it offensive that she’ll take any opportunity to pull her tits out, even willing to exploit her tits to the gay crowd, since they are probably the only people paying attention to her because they mistook her for a drag queen and they love drag queens…

The fact that gay dudes don’t like tits, doesn’t mean she shouldn’t show off her tits, especially if it’s all she’s got…but it is pretty shameless, like take every chance se can to show the tits off, and despite being perfectly fine with that cuz I am a pervert, I think it’s selling herself short, pornifying herself in the worst way….like go big or go home this skirting around the issue is fucking dumb…

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2019

05

Sep

Charli XCX See Through of the Day

Charli XCX See Through

Charli XCX is a dick sucker…and these are her tits she uses to get the dick sucking done right.

Funny enough I saw her leaving dick sucker comments on HALSEY’s comment on some EUPHORIA stars slutty fat girl who pole dancing BECAUSE dick sucking is what she’s done to get as relevant as she is, which isn’t that relevant, but is more relevant than any of us….

Even funnier, I have seen her performing at some random event and no one cared, this is back when she was being talked about more often cuz of her fat tits…that she liked to play up like EVERY single girl who has tits.

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2019

24

Jul

Charli XCX Tits of the Day

Charli XCX is not hot in any way….

She’s also not talented. Her music that is basically non existent in the music industry, an industry filled with shit music, just not Charli XCX shit music…but she’s on a mission to get out there using her tits and we can’t hate her for that. It’s just been a long run…she’s been at it forever…doing the Rita Ora immigrant making it in America and putting herself out there as hard as she can….

But the reality is, I’ve seen her perform at some party once, and she’s got zero stage presence, no one gave a fuck, she just sucks…but thanks to social media she’s able to tell a totally different story…with the tits.

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2019

10

Jul

Charli XCX Towel Erotica of the Day

Charli XCX Erotica

The internet….or Social Media more specifically…a place where girls get to have an audience in places they clearly like an audience….like putting on a towel after a shower or before getting dressed…

When I take a shower, or get out of the shower, the last thing I am thinking is that I need to get a selfie…to send to my friends…with my tits out…all clean….yet so dirty….and by friends, I mean the random people of the internet that I don’t know but that satisfy my social media needs…likes and follows motherfuckers…

Let people in, almost shove it down our throat and force us to digest and consume it – like we’re being raped with their slutty pics….a place that isn’t so bad to be…except for the rejection and loneliness.

Charli XCX Erotica

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2019

04

Jul

Charli XCX Titty Grab of the Day

Charli XCX Titty Grab

Charli XCX is not American, but she is trying to mooch off your culture, your society, and all the opportunity it provides her, like some border jumping Mexican, only British.

She is not hot, her music is shit, but she has tits she uses in her marketing and we like tits, even IMMIGRANT tits….but more so when they are desperate for the Green Card, not when they already have one as they have worked the system proper…cuz they have less use for us that way.

Here she is.

Charli XCX Bikini

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