I think I saw Charli XCX playing at a night club or a bar or maybe it was a mall or a strip club early in her career…that was barely a career but I saw the house she sold in the UK and the house she bought in LA…so she’s made real fucking money despite being barely relevant as an “artist”…not that I think any popstar idiots are artisits..

I am old enough to remember when she tried to launch her career, at least in America…and it was in the era of the one piece leotard…you may remember every celebrity or popstar would wear these one-piece leotards to perform in…all pantsless with their asses out and I always thought to myself…Charli XCX has got some titties…

Apparently she got Famous from Myspace when she was 14 because her parents gave her money to record an Album and now she’s having a second wind to her career about 14 years later thanks to TikTok….because one of her songs is now a viral trend on TikTok…and TikTok is the platform to launch and create hits…so long as you have a stupid dance to go along with it….

She is a “person of color” because her mother is Ugandan / Indian…but luckily she doesn’t milk that incessantly because there’s more to a person than their cultural heritage, like her tits, which she does milk incessantly…just not in a lactating kind of way….even on MILKY TIT mondays…

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