I used to make fun of Charli XCX for being a pre-instagram pop star that got signed and thus got a big up front payment, only to be relatively disappointing small stage act that never really poppped off..

Recently, I saw the house she sold in the UK on some real estate site, and the house she bought in America and realized she’s rich as shit…we’re talking multi million dollar properties all while being so uneventful…

I was sure that I saw her headline the county fair, or maybe it was a local night club where no one paid attention to her performance, but that could have been anyone, I was drunk….

So as it turns out, I have no idea how the music industry works, or whether she had hits or not, because I was only interested in her tits, which were at the time, in leotards and big enough to stare at…

Well, apparentely, all these years later, we’re discovering that she’s also got an ass….that she’s posing proper with….in squat the way it was designed to shit.

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