Charli XCX has made me realize that I am a wallet fucker…I know that I’ve had Chrissy Teigen’s army that I’ll assume is no more cuz the rest of the world realized she’s a fucking piece of shit….but there was a time, right before she got critically famous, that I never understood how that happened, but it happened…and at that time she called me out for being some pervert degenerate predator or some shit that was obviously NOT true and it was all because I made fun of her for being a wallet fucker…a low life, overrated, pile of fat sadness wallet fucker, where clearly John Legend was using her as a beard cuz I heard rumors he used to date Kanye, or was in too deep and got paid heavily after meeting her and felt she was part of his success….and the divorce would be too expensive….

Anyway, the reason I am a wallet fucker is because I thought Charli XCX was some overrated night club act that was barely famous…I saw her in her leotards and thought “she’s got tits” but that they were more of the bottom feeding variety…

As it turns out, she recently spent 5.1 million dollars on a mansion in LA with a recording studio in it….and I thought…this bitch has at least enough money to buy at 5 million dollar home….even with a mortgage she’d be making 25k payments per month…meaning she’s way more legit than I thought…

So that makes me looking at her bikini boobs, probably at a mansion, far more fun and exciting cuz they are rich and famous even though you think she’s barely famous…fascinating how that works…

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