Charli XCX is a virtual nobody and I don’t mean virtual like the MetaVerse, but I’ll assume she’s just as fucking fake as anything you’d see that is Virtual, sine none of these motherfuckers have a fucking soul….and are really just actors, oftentimes terrible actors, doing what they are told….

That said, Charli XCX, ven when she first appeared on the scene with a few uneventful hit songs, a mall tour, maybe a night club tour….she’d wear the one piece leotards the actual popstars of the time were wearing, she was just trying her best….before disappearing, being forgotten until last year when she bought a 20 million dollar LA house, made a few satanic videos, and is putting out this OnlyFans style titty jiggle, which is what you do with big titties if you need attention and I guess in this competitive world of sluts, they all need attention, I mean she’s got a 20 million dollar mortgage to pay off…

I do not know what her CAMELTOE goes up to her belly button, it must be one of those long vags….but overally, selling her soul to the devil has been great for the smut she delivers awkwardly….and when you look in her face, you can tell she’s totally uncomfortable with this, but her mind control programming is telling her to do it anyway.

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