I assume these are either screenshots or pictures from one of her latest videos, but since I don’t follow Charli XCX or give a fuck about her music, I don’t actually care what they are from.

I just know that the mall brand, club touring, been around a while but didn’t really have much impact, despite being able to afford a 30 million dollar house, making me think she probably had more impact than I thought, is here fucking a mattress in a mattress store, which is far hotter than fucking a mattress in a back alley and getting scabies, bed bugs or Monkey Pox like that poor dog who shared a bed with two MEN WHO HAVE SEX WITH MEN, leading to anal lesions, as sharing beds with MEN WHO HAVE SEX WITH MEN, would do.

The bootleg Amy Winehouse, who’s hotter than Amy Winehouse used to rock those leotards like all the other popstars, and her tits were substantial becasue the rest of her was doughy.

I guess in her rebrand, she decided to get fit, so that she could pull off the hot popstar she wanted to be proper, so she’s looking better than ever, as deals with the devil tend to do for people.

Ultimately, I don’t care about her backstory, her demonic inclinations, or her new found success, I’m just glad to see her fucking mattresses in mattress stores, it’s so much higher end and more classy than the soiled mattresses I’ve sniffed.

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Charli XCX may or may not have sold her soul to the devil over the whole COVID thing, I don’t really know how any of that works, because I’ve never been offered any opportunities, thanks to being a talentless hack…..

But she has been around for at least a decade, so maybe she sold her soul a long time ago, or maybe she paid her dues to ascend to the higher level of their weird satanic entertainment industry……I wasn’t there…..

I was over here updating pics of her in her leotard calling her out for being chunky with big tits as she did her best Lady Gaga impression around America….I even saw her live at a club once and said “who is this bitch” and was surprised Charli XCX had taken such a shit booking, but I guess it’s how you pay your dues….and it likely paid out since I saw she bought a 20 million dollar LA house during COVID, while the rest of us weren’t allowed to hug our grandparents, she was flying from the UK back to America for one last go at this celebrity thing before she turns 40….

The good news, she brought her tits.

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Charli XCX is the pudgy mall-brand act that has been touring malls around America for about a decade as she paid her dues to her overlords, proving her loyalty, and allowing them to give her that A-List life she now deserves…you know the slow burn to soul selling….

The reason I say Charli XCX sold her soul is because for the last decade no one gave a fuck about her, then all of a sudden after COVID, she’s buying 20 million dollar houses, has a Netflix show about her, is in all the magazines, covering the magazines, like this one for V Magazine….

We’ve been watching her big fat girl tits the entire time, so they can’t trick us in thinking she “just went viral”….when we know that nothing “just goes viral” after especially after 10 years of performing, that shit is manufactured…

I also say she’s a satanist because the music industry puts satanic imagery and symbols in every video they put out, so whether the talent know they are doing satanic things, someone out there is doing it on purpose as it can’t just be a coincidence or random…

I don’t know if she actually sacrifices babies, maybe every time she swallows or takes a load on her tits instead of inside her….and I don’t know if she actually eats babies or any of that….I just know she’s being hotter than she’s been, looking better than she’s looked, so maybe selling her soul has been good to her…..

I’m ot saying she’s all that hot, she’s got a bit of a ratty face, but she’s got tis in mesh like an OnlyFans girl, while being pushed as a popstar, so that’s hot enough, which is all you can really ask for.

It is FISHNET FRIDAY and she is not wearing panties in her fishnets which is great…the censored titty pics have got to fucking go though, we’ll assume they’ll be released soon enough since showing tit is a solid marketing strategy…

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Chubby and demonic Charli XCX who you may know as the low level popstar with the tits who wore a leotard and did her best LADY GAGA impression while pretending to be a higher level popstar…..but she did tour, have a record deal and connect with the powerful people who could make all her dreams come true, so long as she signed the contract in blood….re-launching her as a legit popstar after years of insgnificance.

Well, she’s on vacation, in her bikini, with her big tits, that she had pulled out the other day, and she is getting her fuck on on a zodiac with some balding handler who is in some weird ready for pegging pose, or ready to shit on her pose, because these rich people are weird and do wierd things to get their rocks off…

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When you sell your soul to the industry after a decade long mediocre career in the industry, at least mediocre compared to the other starlets, not compared to the other try hards who don’t make it, because even when Charli XCX was mediocre she was doing better than 99 percent of aspiring popstars, be sure to pull the titties out…especially when the titties are her most marketable feature….especially when you’re European and this is considered a bikini top…..in what I consider the ultimate in marketing materials…but I like tits. I’m a straight dude like that.

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CHARLI XCX was a pudgy aspiring popstar from the UK who I thought did nightclub tours, the nightclub circuit, but who I didn’t realize was a big earner, or someone with a lucrative record deal until seeing she bought a 20 million dollar house, which for the record, is a shit ton of money to pay for a house….and sure she sold her house in the UK for a bunch of money, not 20 million dollars of money….but clearly she was more significant than I gave her credit for….I thought she was a bootleg Rita Ora, when Rita Ora is a bootleg popstar….but there’s clearly money in being bootleg…..fake it til you make it or some shit

Anyway, CHARLI XCX was always busty, chubby, leotard wearing idiot on stage doing her best, but now that COVID happened, she’s gone full satanic with her content, that th industry fucking love her, and she’s finally going to hit the numbers she probably always thought she deserved but hadn’t sold her soul to get….

She’s in bikini, checkerboard bikini, and is likely still pudgy, just not offensively pudgy, but tits.

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Charli XCX is out here using some “Holy Spirit” branded panties to remind you that she sold her soul to the devil in the last year or two officially, in efforts to finally have a career and the devil pulled through for her, because she’s had some hit videos/singles, some Netflix show and some media coverage she’d never have if she hadn’t sold her soul…..she also bought a 25 million dollar mansion, because working for Satan to destroy the younger generation is key….

Doing things like dripping your nasty ass and cunt all over religious branded panties to be shocking, or to be offensive and edgy, when we all know that’s low level disrespect to Christianity, almost a fucking joke dis to Christianity, but hopefully enough to get her struck down, because that’s what her and her big enough tits, just not big enough for her to be seen as hot enough, cuz all I see is some underserving trash acting like she’s finally made it after 10 years of trying, who clearly didn’t make it those 10 years prior because she’s just not very interesting….

Even bringing the shock value, like a Catholic school girl fucking a crucifix to be edgy, is hardly fucking working, it’s probably less about her pussy being the holy spirit and more about needing the holy spirit after smelling it…

Vile pig bitch.

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Charli XCX may have sold her soul to the devil, or whatever secret society in LA that calls all the shots for these idiot popstars, after a decade of her trying to be a big deal, a global pandemic just suddenly gave her relevance she was fighting to get for years, despite already being a millionaire signed artist, she was off the radar and no one cared, but I guess her people said “TIME TO GET SOME RETURN ON INVSTMENT ON THESE TITS BEFORE SHE’S TOO 40 FUCKING YEARS OLD”….and this is all part of that…

So now Charli XCX pops up on NETFLIX, with videos, in the media, showing off her near middled aged tits, and throughout it all, it hasn’t made her any hotter….she still pretty fucking ugly to me….but tits will get stared at by me. It’s what I do.

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Here’s some Charli XCX, who we’ve decided sold her soul to the devil over the COVID lull in humanity we all just experienced, because like all the billionaires, she came out of it better than fucking ever. She had a netflix show on her produced, she recorded an ALBUM, she dropped a series of slutty and demonic, SLUTMONIC – it’s a look, music videos….

I just find it weird, because she’s been around for at least 7-10 years and hasn’t managed to pull off any of those things, but all of a sudden people care about her tits, which I guess they’d have to since the rest of her is whatever as far as I’m concerned….

I don’t know what this glammed up photoshoot is for, all fancy with her background set, but I am pretty sure I saw nipple discoloration through her bra, and when you’re an old impotent pervert who hates porn, nipple discoloration through a shirt is the foundation of all things good. It’s our bread and butter…of yesteryear when nipple discoloration through a shirt was enough to make you cum your pants if it was happening in front of you. The good ol’ days.

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Being an old timer with a blog, when I should be doing more meaningful work for my legacy that will never happen, because I’m an old timer with a blog, and thus incapable of being remarkable or meaningful…but being an old timer with a blog, I’ve seen Charli XCX go from being a virtual unknown in LA working at night clubs, literally at night clubs, in a leootard like some bootleg lady gaga….to selling her soul to the devil this past year, where she’s gone onto produce a series of very satanic music videos, photoshoots, and a Netflix special…..because all of a sudden, the powers that be wanted to give her the shot.

As it turns out, throughout it all, she’s had her tits, and we’ve been documenting it since first being introduced to them all those years ago….she’s still got the, whether they’re great tits or not, who knows, the face is creeping me out in the top pic so I’m trying to not make eye contact with that JULIA FOX looking monster….but I guess now that she’s more popular than ever, finally making it, the tits are higher profile and thus more worthy to jerk off to than her older tit pics of when she was just a try hard trying hard to make the connections to get her soul sold to the right person who would take her to the top.

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