Charli XCX Bikini of the Day

2022

Jun

CHARLI XCX was a pudgy aspiring popstar from the UK who I thought did nightclub tours, the nightclub circuit, but who I didn’t realize was a big earner, or someone with a lucrative record deal until seeing she bought a 20 million dollar house, which for the record, is a shit ton of money to pay for a house….and sure she sold her house in the UK for a bunch of money, not 20 million dollars of money….but clearly she was more significant than I gave her credit for….I thought she was a bootleg Rita Ora, when Rita Ora is a bootleg popstar….but there’s clearly money in being bootleg…..fake it til you make it or some shit

Anyway, CHARLI XCX was always busty, chubby, leotard wearing idiot on stage doing her best, but now that COVID happened, she’s gone full satanic with her content, that th industry fucking love her, and she’s finally going to hit the numbers she probably always thought she deserved but hadn’t sold her soul to get….

She’s in bikini, checkerboard bikini, and is likely still pudgy, just not offensively pudgy, but tits.