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2023

09

Feb

Charli XCX Thinks She’s Hot of the Day

I saw some story over the last few days about Charli XCX that went viral, so it was probably for marketing purposes, but the truth is she probably feels this way in her soul that she sold to the devil to finally go viral after a decade of being some fat chick in a leotard no one noticed, playing night clubs and malls, despite having big tits….

She said something like:

“Me not being nominated for a grammy for Crash is like Mia Goth not being nominated for an Oscar for Pearl and only further proves that people don’t wanna see hot evil girls thrive,”

Clearly, you have to think you’re hot to get out there and do what these idiots do, you have to think you’re evil to justify selling your soul to the devil, or for doing all the gross shit you need to do to get mainstream, even though she’s really some candy coated self involved trash who looks like Amy Winehouse clown at the county fair in the UK where they are both from.

Clearly, she’s sad that she wasn’t nominated, despite trying so hard, even though the Grammys are for faggots and don’t matter, these people hate being left out….no matter how hard they say “those awards are irrelevant”…..while trying her hardest to be a top tier popstar…it’s kind of a mixed message.

Yeah, the Grammys are shit, bought and paid for awards, but that’s not why they snubbed her, the snubbed her cuz she’s shit too…and not becasue she’s HOT, or EVIL, or NOT BLACK or PLUS SIZED enough…..

She does have tits though….

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