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2023

09

Feb

Ashley Tisdale in a Thong Bikini of the Day

Sometimes I wonder if the highlight of my career was when I realized the system was officially rigged because some teen choice awards bullshit was pushing Ashley Tisdale on me as the “Hottest Actress of the Year” or some shit…

I am pretty sure this was pre-nose job and an era where she would have never been considered the hottest girl in any room she walked into. Skinny and fit, sure, but HOT, impossible…

Sure, people bought into the propaganda because people are dumb and buy into all propaganda about anything, buying shit they don’t need, putting themselves in harms way because they are told to…despite their mom’s telling them “If your class jump off the bridge, do you? NO, because you are your own person”….no one is their own person, we are all on the fucking grid dialled in.

Anyway, as much as I hated on Tisdale, I’d always say that since she was fit, she’d age out alright, since the non fit girls will age out fat and at a certain point in aging out, their faces are basically all mangled, either with fillers or with old lady face, so the body’s what you should LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE to.

Here is Tisdale’s ass all these years later, UGLY WATCH CONTINUES, and I guess it’s better than it could be for a mom her age, HOWEVER that’s definitely not an AGE APPROPRIATE swimsuit, I mean THONG bikini, what is she hispanic?

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