With the whole blocking out of the sun, keeping people indoors for the climate crisis, 15 minute cities, you’d think that TANLINES are at risk of going extinct….

Lucky for you, consumerism will always win and they will always have a useless toxic product to let whores be the best whores they can be by staining their skin and giving themselves the illusion of a tanline without ever leaving the house…

I mean, why would you want to go outside in a bikini and do something active, connecting with nature, maybe laying by the pool or on the beach, going on a hike or a bikini clad bike ride, when you can just lather yourself in cancer causing chemicals that do the same thing, immediately, without the effort.

We are lazy, confused, misguided society, but at least we have our priorities straight when it comes to looking your best naked, something TANLINES make happen since they highlight the good parts….

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