Here’s some Ashley Tisdale in some doctor’s office fetish content, where she’s spread legged and riding a YOGA BALL while hooked up to an IV, like she’s in one of those movies where the mother is about to die in childbirth, which can be seen as hot to some people who are annoyed of their pregnant wives and are like “I’ll take my kid, but leave her on the cutting room floor”…

Tisdale is not historically a hot chick, they’ve tried to convince us that she was which upset me at the time, I realized that DISNEY WERE EVIL PROPAGANDISTS and they continue to remind me of that….

She’s spread legged, her belly hanging over her vagina like most of the girls who fuck who aren’t even pregnant, and the whole thing would be better if she was naked so that we could see how her explanted tits now filled with milk look, but more importantly, so that we can see the crowning baby trying to escape her toxic womb…. because TISDALE pussy is the kind of pussy you don’t want to be in longer than you need to….in and out…get the job done.

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I think the most disturbing thing about Ashley Tisdale besides her wonky face, is that she’s in her 40s and producing fetish content for her remaining fans to jerk off to whilst wearing a bikini.

She’s one of those celebrities that is super fucking famous, which means that she has a super fucking weirdo fanbase, who are the autistic psychos with no social skills or friends, just their old High School Musical DVDs to keep them stabilized after a day of walking through the mall yelling at people while listening to their High School Musical playlist….

So that fanbase who have jerked off to all her content need to jerk off to any new content to keep up the routine or they crack….

Then there’s the group of delusional autists that think they are actually married to her but that she’s out there cheating on them, and that that baby will be their stepchild, or maybe even weirder that that baby is theirs….also forcing them to jerk off to her because she’s their woman….

The whole thing is uncomfortable and even if she wasn’t famous….a ready to drop in a bikini is uncomfortable to look at…at least at this too big to ignore stage in the pregnancy where the idea of not being able to knock them up because they are alreayd knocked up is more about being into fucking women with kids in them….

I mean she’s so pregnant I am pretty sure you can see the baby’s hand forcing his way out of her because there’s BBQ to eat….

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On this day in history, DrunkenStepfather.com came up with a brilliant concept called “Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch”…..it probably wasn’t on this day, but it was a long fucking time ago, back when she was in those Disney Movies and her marketing team presented her to the world as hot, and her wonky pre and post botched nose job face was too scary to live up to the lie, or fake its way through the lie…so I took action.

I said “you won’t lie to us the people”….I said “I will expose you for your media lies and your sorcery”…and thus began an era of calling Tisdale ugly in every single attempt she made to be hot.

She clearly got the hint, realized she wasn’t fooling anyone, barely worked, lived off her Tisdale money, probably launched a brand or something and it wasn’t all that exciting, but she became less ugly as time went on.

Through the ugly shaming, I always said that at least she was fit, because when she’s 46 and uglier, she’ll have a better body than others who are equally ugly now that they are 46…the body mattered..so I’m not alll that bad…

She has apparently got knocked up again, she is marred to some French guy and she’s producing ready to drop porn strategically and without her face in it…you know a right proper selfie for a dog face….

The ready to drop porn fetish has always thrown me off, but the idea of sex to completion and carrying another man’s kid so that she can’t get knocked up has come in handy those nights I’ve fucked pregnant crackwhores raw….I’m sure those babies didn’t make it to fruition, but I’m also sure that those crackwhores didn’t either.

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Sometimes I wonder if the highlight of my career was when I realized the system was officially rigged because some teen choice awards bullshit was pushing Ashley Tisdale on me as the “Hottest Actress of the Year” or some shit…

I am pretty sure this was pre-nose job and an era where she would have never been considered the hottest girl in any room she walked into. Skinny and fit, sure, but HOT, impossible…

Sure, people bought into the propaganda because people are dumb and buy into all propaganda about anything, buying shit they don’t need, putting themselves in harms way because they are told to…despite their mom’s telling them “If your class jump off the bridge, do you? NO, because you are your own person”….no one is their own person, we are all on the fucking grid dialled in.

Anyway, as much as I hated on Tisdale, I’d always say that since she was fit, she’d age out alright, since the non fit girls will age out fat and at a certain point in aging out, their faces are basically all mangled, either with fillers or with old lady face, so the body’s what you should LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE to.

Here is Tisdale’s ass all these years later, UGLY WATCH CONTINUES, and I guess it’s better than it could be for a mom her age, HOWEVER that’s definitely not an AGE APPROPRIATE swimsuit, I mean THONG bikini, what is she hispanic?

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I used to say things were gayer than bicycle shorts, it was a way I’d describe things, because everyone knew how gay bicycle shorts were, except maybe those 50 year old dudes who recreationally road bike with each other after a hard day at the office where they are lawyers or doctors or other professionals who can afford 7,000 dollar road bikes for their leisurely bike short wearing rides.

Then bike shorts became a style must-have, a requirement to be considered a woman in society, a pre-requisite for any instagram feed to have at least one of, because they’re so comfy, squeezing the ass in the best way possible, to showcase a better version of their ass and I guess pussy, since the bike shorts get caught up all in there, which is to say that bike shorts are still pretty fucking gay on recreational bikers, but amazing on random middle of the road sluts trying to be fashionable, or look fit….

So Ashley Tisdale, the High School Musical girl who is trying to figure out how to slut out on Instagram to get noticed and stay relevant like her colleague Hudgens, brought a straight up bike short ass pic to her feed because she completed some LA hike at what is probably piss filled Runyon Canyon…..

Which means, she’s super into what her ass is looking like here, otherwise she’d never post it knowing it was a set up for people like me to ridicule her desperation, and attempt to THOT at 40 years old…..

I was never a fan, always thought she was ugly, but did always hype her up for the fit body, which outlasts an ugly face, especially when you take all your selfies from behind and by selfie, I mean fucks.

But now I’m thinking she let that fitness go and is left with nothing by a square mom ass, being as ROUND as it possibly can, with these optical illusion causing bike shorts…..and it is pretty tragic, despite the effort or attempt being there, it just misses the mark…..so someone needs to get this bitch a creative director to walk her through making her square ass look amazing….it’s the internet and so easy to fake it….especially with her available budgets!

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Ashley Tisdale is some Disney Puppet that’s hardly interesting at all, unless you think questioning why someone becomes a Disney Puppet or how they become a Disney puppet something that is interesting, but it’s a documentary that I’m not going to waste my time watching, because ultimately who cares, and ultimately, we know how the industry works, and part of that is just fucking with our minds to confuse us, so we just shut down and accept it, because this bitch is beyond average looking, arguable…UGLY…even when she had the fake tits she removed and even before the nose job….that is why I used to do the ASHLEY TISDALE UGLY WATCH…because I knew there was a scam or mind control going on when they packaged her as hot or interesting when really, she’s just a wet rag of a human…

What I will say is that when she had the fake tits, she wasn’t posting lacey sheer bra content, but now that she’s had a kid shat out of her dickhead and after releasing that she’s got her tits removed..even though we didnt’ know she had them in the first place..but I guess it’s part of the Disney contract…FREE IMPLANTS…but yeah…she wasn’t like that before…in 10-15 years of her existing…I don’t think I’ve seen her tits, like I have with the other one they call Vanessa Hudgens….

Yet here she is….saying “CHECK OUT MY NIPPLES” at 35 years old….when no one asked to see them….except you…FAN BOY in the marketing trance.

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I don’t consider myself an activist. I am definitely not “woke” of the internet, which I like to consider as not actually woke at all, but rather idiot puppetry of the penis, where the blue haired idiots fighting for inclusivity and trying to take out men while deciding to become men through their top surgeries are the penis…who hate the penis…but envy the penis and get the whole world to go along with their whining…folding..changing pancake brands…toppling statues and trying to defund the police who they are the first to call when they see someone not wearing a mask…you know idiots..

But yeah, I am not an activist, I am not woke, but I have been running a long standing campaign here at DrunkenStepfather, that may not be a charitable organization, but that needs to be done by someone, otherwise you’ll get sucked into the marketing hype…because MARKETING does actually work…I mean look at me, I don’t do any markting and I don’t exist..but so many things that do marketing do exist…thanks to marketing…

And they tried to market, or brainwash people into thinking that Ashely Tisdale was the hottest startlet around, it was a Disney Campaign and Disney owns our fucking minds…so you know they went at it hard because having the hottest starlet in their High School Musical show, or movie, I found out it was a movie long after it was done…was good for business…sales…etc…and it all comes down to money

So this ugly faced, so ugly faced she’s had work done…small titty, so small tittied that she got implants…even though the small titty thing is actually hot to me….I just figured since she got implants it was a sore spot for her prior to getting the publicized explant this past year…

But yeah, this ugly faced troll with her hook nose being pushed on us as “hot” bothered me….so I did the UGLY watch….cuz she’s UGLY…and it was important to highlight for the weaker minds out there.

Anyway, she’s probably 40 by now, since she originally lied about her age when doing the High School musical thing…she’s pregnant…and her pregnancy has given her an ass..

So ugly or not, an ass is an ass, even when there’s a baby head poking out of it….and here’s that ass…

Because things aren’t all black and white and despite being ugly, she still was fit and fit bodies can outshine a busted down face any day…but you still can’t call her hot…even if you’d let her shit in your mouth while the baby sticking out of her waves at you…

Here’s that ass.

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As ugly as Ashley Tisdale’s face is and as unfit as her body has become now that she’s 35, she’s still worth looking at in a bikini.

I’ve been doing the Ashley Tisdale ugly watch for a while now, so I’ve conditioned myself to see nothing but ugly, this is not a locked in quarantine with a pig looking bitch situation, where eventually you decide to fuck her, because there’s nothing else around. You know, like you and your sister

This is more, if a bitch is half naked, she’s by default 10 times better than clothed….even if she’s far past her prime which at the time of her prime was into working out to compensate for her ugly face since BUTTERFACES with hot bodies have offset the BUTTER face with the hot body since the dawn of time.

Either way – TISDALE BIKINI….

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