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2022

11

Apr

Ashley Tisdale Ugy Watch Bikini Edition of the Day

Ashley the Body, not the Face, because the face is pretty mangled, must be in her 40s by now. I remember early on in the Disney High School Musical hype that was totally just marketing based and not quality based because that shit was TERRIBLE…but I remember back then being emailed by one of her high school friends who was like “Tisdale’s in her 30s bro”….and I never validated because I really didn’t give a shit and I also didn’t have access to count the rings on her vagina lips like they were a felled tree.

The point of the story is that I used to do an ASHLEY TISDALE UGLY WATCH to warn the people who get sucked in by the marketers that she’s not actually hot, they are telling you that she’s hot, but maybe by 40 she will be seen as hot, because she worked out, had a fit body, and muscle memory could help carry her into the age where faces don’t matter as they are all haggard or bloated….but bodies are everything….

In this bikini pic, the small hipped, no longer mini implants because she had them removed, even though they didn’t really make a difference for her when she had them, and it looks like she could be pregnant again, like Britney Spears..unless those are just abs? Bloat? Constipation? Food Allergy? Weird angles?

Either way, it’s some thirst trapping, attention seeking, probably watching Vanessa Hudgens prosper as a slut of instagram, and trying to get in on that, and I guess it could be worse…but it could also be better, I mean the only person to mirror selfie and not let us see the fucking ass and the front at the same time….her closet mirror set up could have brought us something far better…maybe a little crawl around on all fours or something.

Either way, TISDALE’s making a comeback for you to come, just not to her back.

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2009

14

Aug

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

In case you were wondering Ashley Tisdale is still ugly and I guess she realizes it because now she’s dressing ugly too. I guess that’s a good thing because there’s really no point for an ugly person to dress hot, if anything that shit pisses me off, while Tisdale’s career and sense of importance pisses me off, at least she knows she isn’t much too look at, otherwise she wouldn’t have got a nose job, but maybe next time she should go for something a little more dramatic, like a face transplant. For the record – I’ve used that joke before….it is Friday.

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