I was told that Ashley Tisdale was 40 years old when she was cast for High School Musical, the show that made her and that is potentially the only job she ever had….

It was 15 years ago, so that would make her 55 years old, which would explain why her face looks as mangled as it does.

I never thought Tisdale was hot, I actually used to call every post I did on her the “Ugly Watch”, all because she was one of the tentpole moments in which I realized that marketing teams lie to the public by saying uglies are hot, and the public just buy into it, so I did all I could to defend the integrity of traditional beauty standards, not some bastardized, beat up and broken down version to sell seats to shitty movies…

Well, in that era, I did say “at least she’s skinny” or “at least she’s fit” cuz it’ll rot a little better than a fatt, which is probably has, her legs don’t look awful, her midsection a little menopausal, but we take what we can get….and you foot fucks are too busy staring at the giant big toe to even bother with the rest of her tits out for some paid bullshit cuz people still pay her, which is insane…bullshit…

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Ashley Tisdale is actually a first mover, a leader, an early adopter, I don’t fucking know the marketing term for someone who is first at a trend, but I know that Ashley Tisdale was first to a trend.

That trend was an ugly faced chick, some would call a BUTTER FACE pretending she’s a hot chick, just by having the media tell them she was a hot chick.

I’ve seen the collective consciousness create weird truths out of lies for my entire life, it’s happened more now than ever, but as a suspicious motherfucker who’s not 100 percent plugged into the matrix thanks to questioning what I am told when my eyes tell me a different story, I never bought into her being a hot chick, yet they kept tellingme she was and STANS AND FANBOYS alike pushed the lie like they were Russian Spam Bots in the comments and the whole thing was pretty hilarious….

I know she knew she was a dog faced pony boy, I know that her team knew she was dog faced pony boy, yet there she was celebrated as they LAUGHED AT US.

Anyway, she’s a leader, first mover, prospector, colonialist, fucking PILGRIM to the movement…and now the world is FILLED with ugly chick who jack up their faces like a Kardashian to perpetuated the UGLY FACED girls being seen as hot chicks….there are 1000s of them…maybe 100s of thousands…we are under attack.

That said, Tisdale wasn’t fat, which I appreciated and now she’s in shorts with her legs spread in a way that I like when I see shorts like this, since more often than not, you’ll get a pussy lip slip which is always fun….unfortunately Tisdale didn’t bring the pussy lip slip, but if you’ve ever seen a pussy slip from looking up skirts, it may tap into that memory so you can access that spankbank, you know probably the only way Tisdale gets cummed to anyway…THINKING OF OTHER PUSSY.

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Ashley Tisdale is having a Pizza Party in what they used to call a BANDEAU TOP, yes, I remember American Apparel when it was cool and not some CEO ousting, repackaged, mainstream with no soul trash. It’s probably around the same time Ashley Tisdale was last relevant, when was it 2007?

So yeah, this is hardly a hot bra picture you can jack off to, but if you want to see TISDALE with pizza to remind you that sex trafficking is real, it’s the only thing that explains why such a dud of a face ever became famous, or was ever marketed as hot!

It is entertaining to see her keep on trying, like this is her take at creating a personal brand to manipulate middle of the road white women on Instagram who remember her?

Doing a NAMASTE pose and eating pizza, because yoga and pizza are popular, so try both?

She should consider posting pics of her asshole, seem to be more fun and definitely prettier than whatever this lame attempt at influencing is!

You’d think, with her budget, she could hire a full time social media expert, pay them 100k a year, and dominate, she probably makes that per branded post but instead – this!

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I used to do an Ashley Tisdale ugly watch at the peak of her career because I knew it was Disney sorcery at work, knowing that she wasn’t the hottest bitch in Hollywood by looking at her, but they marketed her like she was and like Katy Perry music, people just accepted it because they are mindless shills, as we know.

Then she went away and I thought, great, that’s amazing, they aren’t lying to us with her and her botched plastic surgeries anymore, and I came to terms with her being not as UGLY as I originally thought, but the rage from the lies about her just escalated it…..or amplified it….I don’t like being lied to.

SO, I just figured the mom would age out, do some Christmas movies for Hallmark and not matter, but as you know, bitches are competitive and bitches see what their colleagues and friends are doing and over the pandemic Hudgens went full instagram slut and it’s worked out pretty well for her….she officially matters again thanks to social media, something all these trash strive for…so Tisdale’s now trying her best to be hot, shameless, thirsty, attention seeking, and it just seems contrived and like she’s missing the mark….

But, she’s in a bikini top, posting skin for likes, and it’s always fun to see how desperate these people who have all kinds of money and fame are….even the top motherfuckers are bottom feeding trash.

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When you’re a bit of an outdated, not so with it because she was busy being a “legit” celebrity around the time social media happened, so she didn’t actually have to be an official whore to get followers, your sexting style instgram content for views, because the only thing that get views is VERY low level porn…..or at the very least attention seeking raciness that may not be all that racy, but is pretty racy when you put it in context…..which is that Ashley Tisdale was a Disney Kid before Disney were grooming perverts and their cast members only did whore shit behind the scenes…now it’s all out there….in what I’d call too little too late…because no one gives a fuck about Tisdale, especially now that she’s removed her tits.

Clearly, she’s seen Vanessa Hudgens having some level of celebrity on social, getting work, doing direct to consumer brands, MATTERING because she did fitness and bikini content people could jerk off to…and it’s all so desperate….but since I’ve always thought they are all whores…it’s all so obvious and we knew this would happen.

So here’s a Tisdale panty and legs in the air like she’s either about to get railed, ankles on shoulders or she’s trying to get the sperm to stick to her womb…..all while eating snacks like a lazy slob rich person….drinking wine like a basic white girl….in bed like the trash that she is.

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I have been a firm critic of Ashley Tisdale being considered a hot chick. I took personal offence when watching some bullshit award show when she was at the most famous thanks to her shitty Disney show she sold her soul to get and they awarded her with hottest actress of the year or some shit, which was pre-nose job, when she was not hot….

Through it all, I’ve been positive in the fact that she was fit, I figured her ugly face was irrelevant if her body fit, which is something I still stand behind because faces are for cumming on…they don’t need to be pretty…even just fuck em from behind…

Plus fit bodies were already more and more rare back then, now it’s just gone too far….

Anyway, we’ve since learned she had breast implants that whole time, shocking, but it’s probably a Disney exec initiative, give them implants at 12….but she got them removed, had a kid and has tits of her own thanks to being a mom…

So as she displays her BUTTERFLY TATTOO…I wonder if it’s a MONARCH…she’s got her tits out in the bath…making smut…looking like a mid 30s mom…rough…BUT still naked and that’s something.

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I used to make fun of Ashley Tisdale because I like to KICK PEOPLE WHEN THEY ARE UP….and she was UP….a super famous troll who they packaged as HOT….for mindless idiots to buy into her being hot without looking at her…

That always bothered me, I’ve said the story before, I only have so many stories, but in High School the “cool kids” had a hard on for a monster looking girl, and they’d all talk about her in the locker room like she was the hottest pussy around, and I was like “don’t they see she looks like a burn victim”….you know a face that has melted off…

I never really thought that people are brainwashed on things beyond thinking celebs are hot when they’re not, but they are actually brainwashed on A LOT OF THINGS…the ugly actor positioned as hot is actually the least of your concerns…

Anyway, now that she’s older, a mom, without her shitty tit implants, her doing hula hoop workouts that are better than when fat lesbians in park do it like they’re at a rave…I’ll watch any bitch hump the air in a bikini…ugly or not…..and compared to some of the pigs out there, she’s actually not as bad as I used to play her up to be, I just used to hold celebs to unrealistic expectations, since they get paid unrealistic money…

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