Ashley Tisdale is having a Pizza Party in what they used to call a BANDEAU TOP, yes, I remember American Apparel when it was cool and not some CEO ousting, repackaged, mainstream with no soul trash. It’s probably around the same time Ashley Tisdale was last relevant, when was it 2007?

So yeah, this is hardly a hot bra picture you can jack off to, but if you want to see TISDALE with pizza to remind you that sex trafficking is real, it’s the only thing that explains why such a dud of a face ever became famous, or was ever marketed as hot!

It is entertaining to see her keep on trying, like this is her take at creating a personal brand to manipulate middle of the road white women on Instagram who remember her?

Doing a NAMASTE pose and eating pizza, because yoga and pizza are popular, so try both?

She should consider posting pics of her asshole, seem to be more fun and definitely prettier than whatever this lame attempt at influencing is!

You’d think, with her budget, she could hire a full time social media expert, pay them 100k a year, and dominate, she probably makes that per branded post but instead – this!

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