Ashley Tisdale is a fucking monster. So much so that she had to get her face jacked up by a plastic surgeon in attempt to be tolerable…and she failed…so she got a second nose job and bitch still looks like shit. Doesn’t se live in LA, doesn’t everyone have a fucking nose job? Couldn’t they have done better? Do fucking better bitch.

Well now, at 45 fucking years old, the mom looking body that was once fit to offset that broken face, but now she’s got that sloppy mom body despite not having any kids, her husband is too much of a HOMO High School Musical Groupie for that.

I used to assume they would just sit around and try on dresses and do dances together, but as it turns down the Disney Trained bitch CAN’T EVEN dance….which is beyond weird, but may help her go viral on TikTok like the other retards on TikTok…maybe this is her calling….like that toothless meth head I follow on TikTok because her shit is so absurd, but I doubt Tisdale will be able to be compelling…even her bikini dances are shit…because she is shit. Prove me wrong.

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I will forever be amazed that Ashley Tisdale was ever considered hot. It is one of those marketing hustles that brain washes people into thinking something is better than it is, because that’s what marketing does. It lies to you and makes you a believer. It applies to movies, products, and pussy.

So when Disney, the evil empire that owns the entertainment industry, as well as the worst streaming app in the history of streaming apps, decided that the 25 year old mutant face would be one of their High School Musical shit, despite being 25…they decided to package her as some hotness…

Eventually, people realized that was a lie….or maybe they didn’t but the show ended and she was put out to pasture where she continues to be a Disney Castmember in all her happy dancey lameness…but even worse is her husband in the background who’s about this cheesy fucking life…unless that isn’t her husband…either way embarassing people…victims of Disney….

This is what happens when adults play child stars, they aren’t broken enough to kill themselves, but instead they dance.

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Ashley TIsdale is putting out some awkward and weird workout videos of herself that unfortunately for her can’t be photoshopped into making her look hot…but I guess they have face injections for that…she did have a botched nose job once and doesn’t have any issues trying to make her ugly face hotter by going under the knife…so she sure as hell won’t have issue doing injections all the girls are getting…I mean it’s making ugly girls hot everyday…giving them that porn look…making them all look the fucking same…

I’ve always made fun of Tisdale for not being hot, and it wasn’t just some cyberbully shit that was meanspirited out of bitterness that she wasn’t going to fuck me…as girls like to think any negative feedback stems from…you can’t have an opinion of a girl without it being “are you mad she won’t fuck you”…bitch…of course I’m not mad…girls haven’t been fucking me since the fucking 80s..that shit don’t phase me…I’m giving you my feedback cuz you suck…

Just yesterday some trash on my facebook WHO ADDED me…wrote that she’s tired of a broken heart after a month of posting “dudes are fuckboy memes”…to which I commented “Maybe it’s your fault, you are to blame”…cuz you are responsible for your actions…

Her little entourage of idiots were like “you’re obviously one of the guys she ignores in her inbox who won’t fuck you”….it’s like bitch…she added me and I’ve never communicated with her in her inbox…cuz I don’t give a fuck…I am just giving practical advice….but I am the asshole cuz I said it was her fault she had a broken heart and I am the asshole cuz she won’t fuck me…get a grip millennial idiot…

ANYWAY..

I made fun of Tisdale because they marketed as hot, when she wasn’t hot, I always used her as a body outweighs a face example cuz she was fit, despite not being hot…and I guess she’s back in the gym staying fit…which will go a long way for her…even if the content she produces around it fucking sucks and is totally embarrassing…

Tisdale…still ugly…still lame…but the body is alright…and that’s what matters.

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Ashley Tisdale is still ugly….

I used to do a feature when she was a High School Musical starlet that got a lot of hype, that would basically just call her ugly, I didn’t go so far as to highlight or put arrows to her ugliness, but I assume the 2 readers who read it understood what I was getting at when I laughed at her botched nose, or whatever.

The inspiration behind my hatred wasn’t that I was an incel woman hating asshole, even though that is what the simple minded assumed….my inspiration was that she was nominated for an MTV award for being the hottest starlet on TV or something…and I was like “FAKE NEWS” and had to do my part to counter those lies…

In my calling her not hot, I did give her credit for fitness, cuz you can’t just slam some girl for having an ugly face, when we’re more into her body anyway, the world needs balance…you know accept that she’s not hot, but still fuck her cuz she’s got a hot pussy or tits or whatever.

She has since let herself go, this was years ago, and she must be 35 by now….but she has figured out angles and that upper stomach “AB” looking thing …while she shamelessly bikini selfies….and the fact that spellcheck doesn’t flag selfie as a word that shouldn’t exist is partially to blame for this…

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And so Ashley Tisdale has found her way on instagram…

It seems to be the general rule that all girls will find their inner exhibitionist slut.

They are programmed on some DNA genetic level to love being stared at, celebrated, half naked and feeling HOT….

So either they start out doing the slutty thing, or it takes them 5-10 years to do the slutty thing…but eventually they all do the slutty thing.

Sure a bikini pic isn’t outright slutty and this isn’t slut shaming. I am a slut encourager.

But the motivation and backstory…the deep rooted CORE of what this is is slutty and I love it.

I make fun of Ashley Tisdales face and have for a long time…but I’m here looking at that pussy.

SMASHING THAT LIKE BUTTON.

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This is pretty bold of Ashley Tisdale….

Wearing a see through shirt with her dark nipples out there to be seen…and not just being trendy and cool about it…like “Oh I don’t wear bras”…she’s actually making a point to her followers who may have just passively seen her pic and not realize that there are exposed nipples…by saying that her husband supports her freeing the nipple…and showing everyone her tits.

I guess when you date a girl or marry a girl who was once on TV and is famous, the only thing you find appealing about her is her status in the world and money in the bank, it’s nice to be reminded that dudes want to fuck her and think she’s hot all these years after she stopped working….

Social media offers a CUCK who isn’t fully ready to CUCK, the opportunity to test the waters…to be like “so do you want to fuck my wife”….that gets him excited about his wife….so when he fucks her he can be like “so many ppl want to fuck you but I get to fuck you”…it’s an ego boost.

I think she’s a little late to the game. The free the nipple shit is a few years old and no wearing a bra is pretty fucking common. Leave the house in the summer. Nipples everywhere…

But I guess to her fans who think she’s hot, this is a big deal, cuz she’s never been nude and this is one step in the right direction for that…

I mean anything to distract from her botced nose job and busted face is effective. Keep it up. Free that nipple girl…get some of that mid 2000s hype back on yourself like it was High School Musical country….

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Ugly Face Ashley Tisdale is out there in a bikini…which is huge news for you High School Musical fans….which in and of itself is pretty fucking weird because being a High School Musical fan is creepy…but it is the only thing Ashley Tisdale has done…so if you’re down to see her 10 years older in bikini…

I used to say at least she had a tight body…well she doesn’t have that anymore…but she’s putting out the bikini pics anyway…as she should…it’s the bikini generation on the internet…so get up in your bikinis fools…

Here’s Vanessa Hudgens in Some Shorts…

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I think that it’s asking a lot of me to post someone like Ashley Tisdale on her bikini party, day two, even after a weekend to reflect on it, and expect me to have some sort of life changing observation, when shit is played out, repetitive, boring even…

I mean sure, she’s a girl from TV a few decades ago, in her 40s, wearing a bikini looking 20 pounds fatter than she was when she used to work out, before getting married and lazy as women tend to do, rocking bigger tits than she ever had due to a slowing down of her metabolism….

That makes her more interesting than all the women I saw in bikini this past weekend, who I realized for the first time, were wringing out their bikini tops, something I never noticed women do, and they do it by by squeezing their tits…which I guess is a wonderful thing to realize women do….45 years after first obsessing over women in bikinis…I’m late to the game…which I guess is how we feel about Tisdale getting slutty now…a little late to the game…but still half naked and ain’t nothing wrong with that.

Here is her version of this for Instagram

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Ashley Tisdale is never really important news. She’s got a huge or a significant fan base for being on High School Musical, despite being 40 at the time of filming. She had a reputation of being hot, but you know how rumors go, there is little truth to them, but she did spend a lot of time being fit, because you have to when you are 40 pretending to be a 17 year old…

Well, she’s in a bikini, as these women do…I’m talking women of all sizes, shapes and ages…just so confident in getting naked even though they should be ashamed of themselves…I find it sad when fat people humiliate themselves for a cheap laugh…..like don’t they have it bad enough as is…

Which is off topic, because Tisdale, despite being fatter than she used to be, is still ok…which was always my positive spin on her busted up face, the body…with muscle memory..will look good in 10 years…and when on all fours…face out of the frame….like everytime she’s ever had sex because no dude can stay hard with her O-Face….cuz it looks like a horror movie or like constipation….so they keep her like this…AS THEY SHOULD…

As they should.

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