I will forever be amazed that Ashley Tisdale was ever considered hot. It is one of those marketing hustles that brain washes people into thinking something is better than it is, because that’s what marketing does. It lies to you and makes you a believer. It applies to movies, products, and pussy.

So when Disney, the evil empire that owns the entertainment industry, as well as the worst streaming app in the history of streaming apps, decided that the 25 year old mutant face would be one of their High School Musical shit, despite being 25…they decided to package her as some hotness…

Eventually, people realized that was a lie….or maybe they didn’t but the show ended and she was put out to pasture where she continues to be a Disney Castmember in all her happy dancey lameness…but even worse is her husband in the background who’s about this cheesy fucking life…unless that isn’t her husband…either way embarassing people…victims of Disney….

This is what happens when adults play child stars, they aren’t broken enough to kill themselves, but instead they dance.

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