Some of my best times have been making fun of Ashley Tisdale, which is a testament to how pathetic my existence is.
But there was a time when making fun of her was hilarious because she was getting tons of hype in the media for being a High School Musical hottie, and she had legit pervert dude fans into Disney Kids thinking she was hot, and she even had People’s Choice and MTV awards paid off to call her hot…so anytime I’d talk about her botched nose job and laugh I’d get legit hate mail…like what the fuck has Tisdale ever done for you, why are you fighting websites no one cares about for her honor, you fucking loser….
In those years of laughing at her ugly, I always said “at least she has a bod, body is more important than face, you fuck the body and can always look away from the face, and when you fuck the face, you have a little more leniency on the face because it is letting you fuck it and you don’t expect hot girls to act like that for your broke ass…
Because for every negative, like her fucked up face, there’s a positive, like her fit body….this was back when she was 25, at 35, she’s just trash across the board, but at least she’s shamelessly showing you titty for attention. Girls need attention in these dark times you know.
Here she is on TIKTOK doing some dumb dance for the Chinese Spyware company:
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