Ashley Tisdale is actually a first mover, a leader, an early adopter, I don’t fucking know the marketing term for someone who is first at a trend, but I know that Ashley Tisdale was first to a trend.

That trend was an ugly faced chick, some would call a BUTTER FACE pretending she’s a hot chick, just by having the media tell them she was a hot chick.

I’ve seen the collective consciousness create weird truths out of lies for my entire life, it’s happened more now than ever, but as a suspicious motherfucker who’s not 100 percent plugged into the matrix thanks to questioning what I am told when my eyes tell me a different story, I never bought into her being a hot chick, yet they kept tellingme she was and STANS AND FANBOYS alike pushed the lie like they were Russian Spam Bots in the comments and the whole thing was pretty hilarious….

I know she knew she was a dog faced pony boy, I know that her team knew she was dog faced pony boy, yet there she was celebrated as they LAUGHED AT US.

Anyway, she’s a leader, first mover, prospector, colonialist, fucking PILGRIM to the movement…and now the world is FILLED with ugly chick who jack up their faces like a Kardashian to perpetuated the UGLY FACED girls being seen as hot chicks….there are 1000s of them…maybe 100s of thousands…we are under attack.

That said, Tisdale wasn’t fat, which I appreciated and now she’s in shorts with her legs spread in a way that I like when I see shorts like this, since more often than not, you’ll get a pussy lip slip which is always fun….unfortunately Tisdale didn’t bring the pussy lip slip, but if you’ve ever seen a pussy slip from looking up skirts, it may tap into that memory so you can access that spankbank, you know probably the only way Tisdale gets cummed to anyway…THINKING OF OTHER PUSSY.

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