I was told that Ashley Tisdale was 40 years old when she was cast for High School Musical, the show that made her and that is potentially the only job she ever had….

It was 15 years ago, so that would make her 55 years old, which would explain why her face looks as mangled as it does.

I never thought Tisdale was hot, I actually used to call every post I did on her the “Ugly Watch”, all because she was one of the tentpole moments in which I realized that marketing teams lie to the public by saying uglies are hot, and the public just buy into it, so I did all I could to defend the integrity of traditional beauty standards, not some bastardized, beat up and broken down version to sell seats to shitty movies…

Well, in that era, I did say “at least she’s skinny” or “at least she’s fit” cuz it’ll rot a little better than a fatt, which is probably has, her legs don’t look awful, her midsection a little menopausal, but we take what we can get….and you foot fucks are too busy staring at the giant big toe to even bother with the rest of her tits out for some paid bullshit cuz people still pay her, which is insane…bullshit…

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