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2021

26

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Hula Hoop of the Day

Ashley Tisdale

I used to make fun of Ashley Tisdale because I like to KICK PEOPLE WHEN THEY ARE UP….and she was UP….a super famous troll who they packaged as HOT….for mindless idiots to buy into her being hot without looking at her…

That always bothered me, I’ve said the story before, I only have so many stories, but in High School the “cool kids” had a hard on for a monster looking girl, and they’d all talk about her in the locker room like she was the hottest pussy around, and I was like “don’t they see she looks like a burn victim”….you know a face that has melted off…

I never really thought that people are brainwashed on things beyond thinking celebs are hot when they’re not, but they are actually brainwashed on A LOT OF THINGS…the ugly actor positioned as hot is actually the least of your concerns…

Anyway, now that she’s older, a mom, without her shitty tit implants, her doing hula hoop workouts that are better than when fat lesbians in park do it like they’re at a rave…I’ll watch any bitch hump the air in a bikini…ugly or not…..and compared to some of the pigs out there, she’s actually not as bad as I used to play her up to be, I just used to hold celebs to unrealistic expectations, since they get paid unrealistic money…

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