Ashley Tisdale is so damn ugly…

So here’s some pics of her vagina eating her pants, cuz as a people, or maybe it’s as a collective of perverts, we like seeing vaginas eating pants….the pussy definition, especially on girls who aren’t moms yet and who only have banged out pussies from the execs at Disney who put her on the map, are far less of a scary thing…than Ashley Tisdale’s face…

I used to do a series of posts when she was on High School Musical..where I would basically say “yep, still ugly”…and then the whole nose job thing happened, and she looked even worse, all while Disney positioned her as hot…

I figure nostalgia is in, I can’t believe I’m on my 15th year of blogging tits, with nothing to show for it…so we’ll do an UGLY WATCH continues for old times.

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The most important takeaway from ugly face Ashley Tisdale and her selfie that she’s blocking her face in…but showing off her body in…is that you don’t have to be hot, or look good, or naturally pretty to get people jerking off to your half nakedness…you just need to be half naked…

Not that Ashley Tisdale has let being an average at best, ugly for Hollywood, which isn’t saying much since most of Hollyood starlets aren’t hot….get in her way….she has with confidence put herself ou there, at least for her Disney Gig that made her super famous, which was the last thing she ever did…

But she still knows she’s got a fucked up face, even after the botched nose job, and for that reason, she’s focusing on what works for her…the body, that I’ve always defended as thin and fit…something far more important than a face any day…cuz you can always put her on all founds and look away if she gets bad…or tries to gaze into your eyes.

She has a loyal fanbase and they probably really like this direction she’s taking with her self shot content production….aint nothing wrong with bathing suits….naw’t at all.

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Ashley Tisdale still out here trying to make a living after High School Musical and a fucked up nose job…

All you Ashley Tidale fans are fucking weird. Move on with your damn erections and find something better to stare at than some High School Musical star who i has only don’t High School Musical….50 fucking years ago….

Good Botched Nose Job though….nothing like a broken face…that has attempted to rebuild with face injections….look like a Jenner if you can…they get paid and you’re ugly to begin with..so bring it.

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Ashley Tisdale bath tease is not a tease because it is Ashley Tisdale and she’s beat….at least her face is…

I’ve always done a post called the Ashley Tisdale Ugly Face Watch….which was an instant classic on this site and the internet as a whole…It got me 7 book deals and the opportunity to direct and produce a TV show I conceived called The Sopranos…you know that’s how powerful blogs are….

What I am trying to say is no one gave a shit that I called her Ugly then, and they won’t care all these years later, because no one cares.

Ashley Tisdale fans are their own kind of pervert and like anything she does, even pose like she’s soaking after a miscarriage or rape or abortion from a rape…not that you’re allowed to soak after an Abortion – it can lead to infection.

It’s not hot to me…but it’s something.

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Ashley Tisdale may not be relevant anymore. She may not be important anymore. High School Musical may be a thing of the past but like all girls with social media…that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have the right to post up some shameless racy pics for attention..and you know she’s doing it for the betterment of man….in a not all heroes have wings or whatever the fucking expression is….because she’s been kind enough to give us her mid 30s body with her busted up and broken down face cropped out of it…because she’s kind, considerate and I guess knows she’s got a busted face…which is more than I can say for most ugly girls pretending to be hot girls on the social media….trying to lie the dream Ashley Tisdale already dreamed…

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It’s nice to see Ashley Tisdale making fun of her face..because I’ve been making fun of her face since she happened, since she had the botched nose job, since she was famous and celebrated on High School musical, but despite being a judgemental, mean spirited asshole who likes to make fun of the famous women being celebrated as hot, I always said she’s got a rockin’ body…and now that she’s older the body isn’t necessarily still rockin, but she’s finally got some tits and that’s alright…right…

This one’s for the fans…

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It may have taken Ashley Tisdale decades to figure out her best angle…but as it turns out…this is her best angle…

Long time coming….long time to realize, even after all the years of dudes only fuckin her from behind, she just thought it was the way dudes liked it…not the way dudes liked it with her…because she is a monster…but I guess no one likes admitting they are just the ass….

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