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2018

28

Feb

Ashley Tisdale Fitness of the Day

Ashley Tisdale Sports Bra and Leggings

I feel like I am a bit of an internet asshole, maybe even a troll, or a weathered, tired Troll who doesn’t actually troll anymore because it takes too much effort and I am more entertained staring at the wall than trying to prank idiots on the internet…

But I still write content daily that these celebrities would probably find “negative” if they were to read it….and I say this because I’ve been told by at least one celebrity that I am an asshole …from Rose McGowan to Alyssa Milano…and the rest of the Cast of Charmed…to Lohan and whoever the fuck else has bothered to call me an asshole bottom feeder that I am…I’m just trying to get enough money to eat here….

So Tisdale was on my target for a long time, only because the media awarded her a teen choice award as being a “hot chick”…when clearly, she wasn’t….it was clearly paid for by Disney to promote their movies, and I didn’t like that FAKE NEWS, because before trump’s fake news, there was other fake news by the media…like saying TISDALE is hot…

In some ways, the media says a bitch is hot, and people follow and it brought back memories of me in my first year of highschool, a total outsider immigrant amongst white people, not quite confident in myself, feeling everything out, and really not the horny pervert I am today….and this group of white dudes were obsessed with a girl who looked like a burn victim cuz she had tits, they’d be like “Melanie’s so hot” and all I’d see is a monster….but instead of being “you guys are nuts”…I was like “I’m nuts to think she’s a monster, all the dudes find her hot”…and ended up trying to make out with her…despite thinking she was a monster…which was essentially self imposed rape….#metoo…

I don’t like that happening to others, so when I see blatant lies calling girls who aren’t hot hot, I have to stand in and take things down a notch….

But even when calling her ugly…I would say “at least she’s fit, a fit body is always good to fuck, and we don’t need a hot face to fuck it”….because with all bad is some good…and I guess she’s in the gym, but has let herself go a little…and here it is.

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2018

13

Feb

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini

Ugly Face Tisdale is not hiding behind sunglasses, a mask, her hand, or the tools she usually uses to try to divert people’s attention from her below average, even awkward looks….but she should be…because she’s scary…

Ugly face Tisdale is using the more interesting diversion – THE BIKINI BOTTOM pictures…because…her body has always been what she has going for her..so start to use it Disney bitch…use it…

It’s safe to say – all these girls are pretty shameless…and I don’t mind it.

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2017

15

Dec

Ashley Tisdale Face Hider of the Day

Ashley Tisdale and her MOM

Ashley Tisdale has a shitty face on her fit, but now older body, that will likely end up looking like her trashy mom’s body, but possibly less bedazzled like it was the 90s and she was working the flea market before whoring out her kid..

I like the idea of face hiding when you feel insecure about your face – because even if your PR team has pushed that you’re hot thanks to DISNEY marketing team a decade ago – you actually know you’re not…

When it comes to Tisdale, the more boring High School Musical girl…it’s not about the face, but about the fit body, now old body, married body, cheesy mainstream and lame body….in leggings…and even that’s not hot.

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Here’s her video…from social media….

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2017

04

Dec

Lea Michele and Ashley Tisdale Hike Together of the Day

Lea Michele and Ashley Tisdale are friends who hike together…in leggings

Which makes sense, because they are both the same person, ugly faced early stars of TV or movie song and dance that fucking sucked, now pushing 35…sitting on their fame, after they hype dwindled, trying to find their place in the world as Anna Kendrick stole their glory of song in Pitch Perfect, the only singing movie that matters…

I have no idea why I posted this…

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Lea Michele also celebrates her existence by posting slutty pics to social media in attempts to make you think she doesn’t have a cock, and I guess I prefer that to two average at best, overpaid chicks on a hike together in leggings, not even sitting on each other’s face, or having Lea Michele jerk her dick off on Tisdale..

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2017

30

Nov

Ashley Tisdale Brings her Bra to Instagram of the Day

Ashley Tisdale Brings her Bra to Instagram

Ugly Face Tisdale is not hiding behind sunglasses, a mask, her hand, or the tools she usually uses to try to divert people’s attention from her below average, even awkward looks….but she should be…because she’s scary…

Ugly face Tisdale is using the more interesting diversion – the topless / bra pictures…because…her body has always been what she has going for her..so start to use it Disney bitch…use what you got…cuz you’re pushing 50 fucking years old…it…

I guess it’s not that interesting,

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2017

29

Nov

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Christmas Face of the DAy

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Christmas Face

Some people wear Ugly Christmas Sweaters…unfortunately…for Ashley Tisdale…she just wears an ugly face…a face so ugly…it makes her Christmas sweater look cute…

It’s the Christmas season….Get it.

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2017

03

Nov

Useless Award Show Brought Out the Pussy of the Day

Useless Award Show Brought Out the Pussy

If you know anything about narcissistic assholes, it’s that they fucking love to be give trophies and awards that mean nothing..

So brands realize this simple detail about an ego, and are clever enough to put on bullshit award shows honoring the people, basically publicly sucking their dick, to get them to attend, post, tag the event for free…

It’s a PR person’s wet dream, you know “OMG, All these sluts who charge 100k a post to attend an event and post to the IG, came for free, we just had to give them medals like retard children in elementary school”….

Here are some of the sluts in attendence not looking all that hot…I’m talking to you Hailey Baldwin..Shay Mitchell looked a little gothic while flashing some thigh, while Ashley Tisdale was just a bull dozer and that Delilah Hamlin fetish was wearing too much damn clothes…garbage…everywhere…the trophy they all deserve is a giant pale turd from malabsorbtion.

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2017

30

Oct

Ashley Tisdale in a Leotard of the Day

Ashley Tisdale in a Leotard

Ashley Tisdale put out some pics of her in some full body leotard outfit that I guess her fans will appreciate because she’s pregnant looking and that means her bootleg genetics will live on another generation…assuming their are Tisdale fans…I’m not convinced…

She’s just a product of Disney marketing and brainwashing tactics that took an average looking, even ugly faced, blonde girl with a skinny and fit body and tricked the media and the fans and the pervert creeper dads into thinking was hot…even though she was in her late 20s..playing a high school student…also part of their lie…

I campaigned against her face, her botched nose job, all that….because I couldn’t stand the fake news we were being fed…but I always said “her body it tight, fit, and as long as she keeps this up, good, she’ll be good, at 40 hot bodies are still hot bodies”…because to ever hateful thing I say, there’s a positive solution..

Well, she’s got fat, lazy, married…and maybe her muscle memory will go back to fit, maybe she’ll just gat fatter, and it looks like it may have given her some tits…but
in all this nonsense for Halloween – I like the Vanessa Hudgens butt shot the best…

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Apparently this is Ashley Tisdale’s Nipples in a Day of the Dead costume..

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2017

29

Sep

Ashley Tisdale Done Gone Racy of the Day

Ashley Tisdale nipple on Instagram

WOAH…Ashley Tisdale got some nipple exposed in some instagram style photoshoot that all the girls are participating with their nipples exposed because showing nipples is an empowering thing…it’s exhilerating…like when you pull out your dick while drunk at the party and everyone laughs so you piss on the table…I imagine..

She’s the High School musical starlet doing High School musical things…since high school girls are pretty slutty these days….with their exhibitionist…it’s not just flashing out the school bus on a field trip anymore…it’s straight up naked all day everyday in public..nutty.

Well, I guess it’s not too late for Ashley Tisdale to try, despite being 35 years old, doing this attention seeking…

She was a victim of PR people marketing her as hot and mindless idiots buying into it…but also a victim of not maintaining her celebrity and getting work….but also a victim of parents and an ego that drove her to get on camera in the first place…where flashing tits ain’t a thing…especially when it’s in an attempted artistic shoot….

Those of you who are fans of hers will be pumped this happened, I’m just surprised the attention seeker hasn’t done it sooner…

It happened though…it happened.

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2017

22

Sep

Ashley Tisdale in a Bra – Because Who the Fuck Knows Why of the Day

Ashley Tisdale black bra for instagram

What the hell’s going on with this Ashley Tisdale posting lacy lingerie bra pics to the internet – to her social media – like a shameless fame hungry young girl – but old and having already made it – could it be that all these celebrities are just commodities, objects eager and ready to be used by whoever feeds their egos and gives them money, is this her arrogance of being “like all the other girls”…current…with it…not dated and played out…washed up and shut the fuck up get out of here married bitch…

Or is she just trying to distract you from her broken down, plastic surgery BOTCHED face…because she’s just a glitch in the matrix…but she’s here and some of you perverts like it.

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