Shay Mitchell is the mom of two who has a hot body because she know the importance of having a hot body, unlike all those obese bitches who don’t have two kids, but instead have a lot of cats and an addiction to cake….who cry that obesity is racist, or some other bullshit….like outlawing the world obese and making it another “EN WORD” because it’s designed to DEHUMANIZE fat fucks by turning them into objects, large immovable objects, terrifying and cow sized objects….

Point of the story is so many moms cry about their baby weight, 40 years after having the fucking kid, while vain rich bitches who don’t subscribe to that, even those who don’t hire a migrant slave to carry the baby for them, say “fuck that noise, you victim loser fat cake eating monsters”…..and end up looking like this.

She’s from Canada….which has nothing to do with anything…but it’s worth mentioning since people from Canada aren’t supposed to wear bikinis….you know ice wall and shit…but I guess when you craft an elaborate escape plan bikinis get worn. Fascinating.

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Shay Mitchell is not the most important Canadian, I watched the Shania Twain documentary on Netflix for about 15 minutes to see her modest start in the entertainment industry as a young girl in Northern Ontario, before making the move to Nashville to blow the fuck up and break records for women in song bullshit with her feminist anthems that never felt overly feminist to me, but that you know had to be postured that way for the sake of the current climate of our times, and really Shania was fucking hot and way more impressive than Shay Mitchell, but at least Shay’s not a bloated 60 year old yet, so staring at her mom of two tits on some luxury vacation cuz she’s rich, seems more fulfilling than jerking off to old Shania Twain videos like we did in the 90s and MTV was our jerk off material!

I’m glad she’s wearing her diaper sized underwear so that we don’t need to see her blown out, recently dropped a baby belly and vagina, while letting us look at her big mom tits, that are likely milk filled mom tits, because clearly she’s outgrown Canada, is no longer in Canada, because if she was, this would be her sucking back a Molson beer, maple syrup dripping off her face, in a snowsuit at her igloo and clearly she’s far too rich and famous for that!

These are pretty boring, I am going to try to find something more fulfilling, but while I do that, look at them mom tits!

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Canada’s hometown hottie Shay Mitchell, the new mom with those new mom titties, is struggling her way through a Canadian winner in a mom bikini…whole her hired porter paddles her through the arctic weather….on their hunt for seal meat and maple syrup…before they build out their luxury igloo because when you’re rich before you even became an actress thanks to your enterprising parents which is why you’re an actress..your Igloo doesn’t MELT like the rest of them….that shit is lined in GOLD….and so is her LABIA according to an inside source who was present in the delivery room.

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Shay Mitchell is some Canadian superstar I doubt any Canadians really give a fuck that they share a passport with her, not even after getting knocked up by a famous Canadian VJ from Much Music in the late 90s, which is Canada’s version of famous people, we do our best, but barely….thanks to being a group of mindless fucking idiots who just do what they are told, without realizing that their leaders aren’t working in their best interest, that they are being lied to, and not even really that bad, because all the information is out there, you just have to read it to see that they are lying, they just know you won’t…

So as Australia is fucking prison camps and basically fucking destroyed on a level of freedom, we can anticipate that Canada who has the same ruler as Australia will follow their lead….and as the election goes on here…we see that all options are the same evil and that we’re already fucking slaves…but at least we have sex workers like Shay Mitchell who has ran to LA to live the elite life, showing her tits in a bra, to distract us from the fact that this was a 2 week lockdown, now on 18 months, where they’ve already implemented the segregation in the from of provincal vaccine passports that will be replaced with the global vaccine passports…they aren’t even hiding how evil they are!

DO YOU SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE….

I DO..

AND IT’S FUCKING CRAZY!

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Shay Mitchell is Canada’s Sweetheart, she even married some lame ass VJ from our version of MTV, what a hero….

She recently got knocked up, had a baby, and managed to bounce back looking pretty good, despite being pretty cheesy as a personality, if she looks good, she an be as lame as she wants to be as she tries to take on the world with her social media influencer work, her acting work, her publishing work, her personal brand and actual brand work…she hustles and has a huge following from being on a hit show..so milk it like it was your mom tits…I get it…

What I don’t get, but that I appreciate in a huge way, is that got her shorts jacked up inside her mom pussy so hard, it’s gotta be a mom pussy….

I don’t know if this is just keeping ontop of the mainstream trends, where jacking bike shorts into your cunt is the trend, because I know girls are doing this on purpose and it’s picking up steam which is nutty….or if it’s just a matter of circumstance because she has a big pussy….but I know it’s amazing….I mean this is almost a comical level of cameltoe like the fat girls of tiktok do for a gaga…only it’s real deal cameltoe…

Why are women out there wanting you all to see how fat and hungry their cunts are, or how much their cunts can eat a pair of shorts…I just know it’s happening….and it’s weird…but I like it cuz pussy definition is fun..even when the pussy lips are huge…even better when the lips are huge….these lips are huge.

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Relatively new mom Shay Mitchell, the Canadian dream who I thought would have thought of herself as too good for Canada, only to get knocked up by what I bet was her childhood crush, a Much Music VJ, more creepy than Hailey Bieber ending up with Bieber, because at least he’s Bieber, where in Shay Mitchell’s union, only motherfucker is the winner…

She’s hugely famous on social media cuz she was cast in a very popular show when IG happened…so she makes money from acting, but also from instagram influencer shit…then she’s got a few product lines that probably also make her money…and she’s got a line of young adult fiction that will end up being turned into movies or a series…I’m sure…cuz that’s the shit rich people do….and I find the whole thing exhausting….

But yeah…New Mom Shay Mitchell is looking hotter than she’s ever looked an she’s half naked showing ass…cuz everyone is perverted and sex sells and is trendy and clearly based on her kid..she likes being cummed inside…

So I wasn’t a Shay Mitchell fan before, but this look…is a good one…better if you pretend her vagina hasn’t exploded due to childbirth…

Solid new look…

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From my understanding, and I am a retard or developmentally challenged…which I refer to as retard…because you can’t just try to erase a word I’ve grown so accustomed to…so familiar…that is the perfect word to describe something…and that everyone understands what you mean…because saying my dick is retarded…or “This Shit is Retarded” like you were Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas Jug Band….don’t mean you’re pointing at the drooling kid in the park wearing a helmet…IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN….but from my understanding, Shay Mitchell is a rich kid, she’s never had to do laundry in her life, the idea of a laundromat is really just her mocking poor people who have to do their laundry at the laundromat…just the rich lady rolling through pretending to be common like she doesn’t have a staff for that…

But her shirt is sheer, her tits likely filled with milk, she’s a new mom you know…and she’s Canadian, one of our own probably too good for her own now that she’s all LA…but that’s ok, you should look down on the peasants it’s part of the fun of being rich….but most importantly..she’s hot…so that’s that…and this is this…

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Canada Content….so by law media companies need to post their Canadian heroes, at least in Canada, because they are trying to keep Canada heritage alive, instead of us turning into terrible reality TV consuming Americans….and Shay Mitchell, the new mom….is born and raised in Canada before she moved to America to be famous as fuck thanks to getting cast in a HIT fucking show….which has allowed her to a legitimate celebrity…with a huge following…who can take advantage of that following by selling them shit…either that brands pay her to sell, or that she’s decided to sell, the followers aren’t going anywhere and she’s got a direct to consumer ability to get their credit card numbers out…thanks to being that celebrity…

She’s recently had a kid, but has bounced back, her face looks like it’s in a filter, maybe a little too Kardashian….there are likely injections in this face…BOTOX is real….but her bra is see through enough to show off the Tiny Tits, since I like Tiny Tits…I’m into it….even though new moms disgust me….but I guess celebrity moms have teams of people to take the whole burden of being a mom off them…so they can live their life being vapid idiots trying to monetize…it is an addiction…

So here’s a Canadian dream….not in Canada…with her shiny face that may make you think she had a facial, but she’s clearly more into creampies.

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Shay Mitchell is Canada’s own export who I assume is probably too important for Canada, because the second a Canadian makes it in LA they come back here like any celeb going back to their small town, acting like a big deal…when the reality is none of this shit matters, but they are so into themselves they only see themselves matter…

Anyway, she’s recently launched a TEQUILA company, this is the photoshoot for that, and she’s in a one piece showing a pretty hot body for a bitch who just had a kid, but I guess when you’re an over-achiver, getting fit is part of that discipline….and I appreciate that..

There’s nothing worse than a bitch who has kids and pretends she can’t get rid of the baby weight because all she does is eat pizza, cake and sit on her mom ass feeling sorry for selling her soul to child birth…

The proof is in the celebs, that if you’re vain enough, you’ll get that body back…maybe not the pussy…but the body…

So whether this is her before body or as good as the before body is pretty irrelevant, because it’s looking good enough for me….

If you want to see her before body, she posted this bikini clickbait on her instagram from pre-baby making…because in the event you didn’t know, she got filled up by a Canadian TV hosts creampie and decided to keep it…which I guess worked out nicely for him because this bitch is an earner…she just monetizes from every angle, from her acting, to Youtube, to brands she’s launching…to books she’s published…

I hate to admit it but I actually respect her hustle….because she’s gone above and beyond being an annoying actor or influencer by getting her hand into all kinds of revenue streams, not that I think money or success is important, but it’s better than her just existing waiting for her next big role, she keeps busy and gets half naked…and even looks good…despite being a mom and likely the fucking worst…

So here’s that pre-baby bikini body….

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Shay Mitchell is Canada’s own hero, you know fighting the good fight for us down in LA where she does embarrassing shit like this:

All while winning at life because she got cast on a very popular show with BENSON when instagram first went viral, securing them millions of followers because they were “it girls” at the time and that’s worked out nicely for Shay, because like most Canadians she’s smart enough to see the fucking opportunity and cash in…
So along with being an actress to maintain her celebrity, she’s launched multiple brands, she’s published teen books she’ll turn into movies or tv series, she’s doing power moves and it’s all thanks to being some rich kid from a rich area…who built off that…and I support smart moves when they still produce slutty content despite being a mom…even though I know famous Canadians are the fucking worst because they think they are so important for their bullshit forgetting that real life shouldn’t give a fuck about your social media following, but I guess it does, just not to me…so stop ignoring me at the IGLOO party behind the ICE wall we Canadians go to every year for our ration of communist maple syrup and free healthcare….you mom fuck.

This post was about her ass in leggings…but it’s also about her bikini….Keep the hustle alive you mom fuck…

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