For those of you who don’t know, Shay Mitchell is pretty fucking old. I think she’s pushing 40.

She’s a mom and this photoshoot for a fashion magazine out of Netherlands is pretty fucking weird.

It’s like she’s a divorcee trying to get her groove back…..

It’s like people in Europe finally watched her show Pretty Little Liars and don’t realize it’s from 12 years ago.

The early to instagram, highly followed thanks to being on that relevant show, influencer turned direct to consumer enterpreneur out of Canada, but who left Canada for greener pastures, as most people in Canada who make-it tend to do….

She’s in cat-suits, fetish gear, corsets, wigs….

it’s all fucking weird.

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Botox ridden Shay Mitchell who has a Kardashian look. but before being an direct to consumer instagram lifestyle influencer with her own bullshit brands, she was an actress on TV that secured a huge celebrity.

She has gone onto have a bunch of kids, or at least one kid, through her own UTERUS which is very un-Kardashian of her, those freaks pay bitches to breed for them….

She is on vacation, because she loves to travel, even though her version of travel is staying at the same luxury hotel chain in different destinations, White Lotus shit if you will…

She is seen here with her mommy milkers in a bikini, her botox face looking cartoon-like, and it brings up a very important question….

Does riding the Wave Runner give the girls the same orgasms that riding the motorcycle or horses do?

I bet they do…WET BIKINI BOTTOMS BRO…

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Shay Mitchell is another one of them Canadian hybrids who has left Canada for greener pastures.

Unlike the bulk of Canadians who are pretending to be mad at the USA because of Tariffs or other extreme liberalism, socialism and a hate for FREEDOM…..

Shay realized at a young age that her acting career was better suited outside of Canada, so she fucked right off, got cast in a hit show and established her entire fucking life with that show because it gave her millions and millions of followers she could sell product to.

She loved her exile to the USA so much, that she even recruited one of Canada’s top music television hosts….RAINBOW MOON FRYE….or some shit….either way, he fucked right off out of Canada too breed this c-level actress, with a-list level money. Stealing our ON-AIR TALENT….

I’ve heard stories from people who went to school with her that she was s rich kid to begin with, shocking, she’s Indian Masala….DOT NOT FEATHER….probably at least 1/2 first generation Canadian….and she was able to make the move.

Which is a reminder to you all, those who make it, leave Canada and never come back except to visit.

So all this Canada hype you MAY be hearing about, is just propaganda, we’re almost as American as you, probably more loyal to the USA than a state like Texas and the reality is, resources aside, you don’t want this gang of weak mooches on your social services.

But you may want our women who seem to leave us for you….

Shay’s in a bikini, whoring out luxury vacation style…because she’s a rich kid gone richer….

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Shay Mitchell is the mom of two who has a hot body because she know the importance of having a hot body, unlike all those obese bitches who don’t have two kids, but instead have a lot of cats and an addiction to cake….who cry that obesity is racist, or some other bullshit….like outlawing the world obese and making it another “EN WORD” because it’s designed to DEHUMANIZE fat fucks by turning them into objects, large immovable objects, terrifying and cow sized objects….

Point of the story is so many moms cry about their baby weight, 40 years after having the fucking kid, while vain rich bitches who don’t subscribe to that, even those who don’t hire a migrant slave to carry the baby for them, say “fuck that noise, you victim loser fat cake eating monsters”…..and end up looking like this.

She’s from Canada….which has nothing to do with anything…but it’s worth mentioning since people from Canada aren’t supposed to wear bikinis….you know ice wall and shit…but I guess when you craft an elaborate escape plan bikinis get worn. Fascinating.

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Shay Mitchell is not the most important Canadian, I watched the Shania Twain documentary on Netflix for about 15 minutes to see her modest start in the entertainment industry as a young girl in Northern Ontario, before making the move to Nashville to blow the fuck up and break records for women in song bullshit with her feminist anthems that never felt overly feminist to me, but that you know had to be postured that way for the sake of the current climate of our times, and really Shania was fucking hot and way more impressive than Shay Mitchell, but at least Shay’s not a bloated 60 year old yet, so staring at her mom of two tits on some luxury vacation cuz she’s rich, seems more fulfilling than jerking off to old Shania Twain videos like we did in the 90s and MTV was our jerk off material!

I’m glad she’s wearing her diaper sized underwear so that we don’t need to see her blown out, recently dropped a baby belly and vagina, while letting us look at her big mom tits, that are likely milk filled mom tits, because clearly she’s outgrown Canada, is no longer in Canada, because if she was, this would be her sucking back a Molson beer, maple syrup dripping off her face, in a snowsuit at her igloo and clearly she’s far too rich and famous for that!

These are pretty boring, I am going to try to find something more fulfilling, but while I do that, look at them mom tits!

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Canada’s hometown hottie Shay Mitchell, the new mom with those new mom titties, is struggling her way through a Canadian winner in a mom bikini…whole her hired porter paddles her through the arctic weather….on their hunt for seal meat and maple syrup…before they build out their luxury igloo because when you’re rich before you even became an actress thanks to your enterprising parents which is why you’re an actress..your Igloo doesn’t MELT like the rest of them….that shit is lined in GOLD….and so is her LABIA according to an inside source who was present in the delivery room.

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Shay Mitchell is some Canadian superstar I doubt any Canadians really give a fuck that they share a passport with her, not even after getting knocked up by a famous Canadian VJ from Much Music in the late 90s, which is Canada’s version of famous people, we do our best, but barely….thanks to being a group of mindless fucking idiots who just do what they are told, without realizing that their leaders aren’t working in their best interest, that they are being lied to, and not even really that bad, because all the information is out there, you just have to read it to see that they are lying, they just know you won’t…

So as Australia is fucking prison camps and basically fucking destroyed on a level of freedom, we can anticipate that Canada who has the same ruler as Australia will follow their lead….and as the election goes on here…we see that all options are the same evil and that we’re already fucking slaves…but at least we have sex workers like Shay Mitchell who has ran to LA to live the elite life, showing her tits in a bra, to distract us from the fact that this was a 2 week lockdown, now on 18 months, where they’ve already implemented the segregation in the from of provincal vaccine passports that will be replaced with the global vaccine passports…they aren’t even hiding how evil they are!

DO YOU SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE….

I DO..

AND IT’S FUCKING CRAZY!

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Shay Mitchell is Canada’s Sweetheart, she even married some lame ass VJ from our version of MTV, what a hero….

She recently got knocked up, had a baby, and managed to bounce back looking pretty good, despite being pretty cheesy as a personality, if she looks good, she an be as lame as she wants to be as she tries to take on the world with her social media influencer work, her acting work, her publishing work, her personal brand and actual brand work…she hustles and has a huge following from being on a hit show..so milk it like it was your mom tits…I get it…

What I don’t get, but that I appreciate in a huge way, is that got her shorts jacked up inside her mom pussy so hard, it’s gotta be a mom pussy….

I don’t know if this is just keeping ontop of the mainstream trends, where jacking bike shorts into your cunt is the trend, because I know girls are doing this on purpose and it’s picking up steam which is nutty….or if it’s just a matter of circumstance because she has a big pussy….but I know it’s amazing….I mean this is almost a comical level of cameltoe like the fat girls of tiktok do for a gaga…only it’s real deal cameltoe…

Why are women out there wanting you all to see how fat and hungry their cunts are, or how much their cunts can eat a pair of shorts…I just know it’s happening….and it’s weird…but I like it cuz pussy definition is fun..even when the pussy lips are huge…even better when the lips are huge….these lips are huge.

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Relatively new mom Shay Mitchell, the Canadian dream who I thought would have thought of herself as too good for Canada, only to get knocked up by what I bet was her childhood crush, a Much Music VJ, more creepy than Hailey Bieber ending up with Bieber, because at least he’s Bieber, where in Shay Mitchell’s union, only motherfucker is the winner…

She’s hugely famous on social media cuz she was cast in a very popular show when IG happened…so she makes money from acting, but also from instagram influencer shit…then she’s got a few product lines that probably also make her money…and she’s got a line of young adult fiction that will end up being turned into movies or a series…I’m sure…cuz that’s the shit rich people do….and I find the whole thing exhausting….

But yeah…New Mom Shay Mitchell is looking hotter than she’s ever looked an she’s half naked showing ass…cuz everyone is perverted and sex sells and is trendy and clearly based on her kid..she likes being cummed inside…

So I wasn’t a Shay Mitchell fan before, but this look…is a good one…better if you pretend her vagina hasn’t exploded due to childbirth…

Solid new look…

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From my understanding, and I am a retard or developmentally challenged…which I refer to as retard…because you can’t just try to erase a word I’ve grown so accustomed to…so familiar…that is the perfect word to describe something…and that everyone understands what you mean…because saying my dick is retarded…or “This Shit is Retarded” like you were Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas Jug Band….don’t mean you’re pointing at the drooling kid in the park wearing a helmet…IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN….but from my understanding, Shay Mitchell is a rich kid, she’s never had to do laundry in her life, the idea of a laundromat is really just her mocking poor people who have to do their laundry at the laundromat…just the rich lady rolling through pretending to be common like she doesn’t have a staff for that…

But her shirt is sheer, her tits likely filled with milk, she’s a new mom you know…and she’s Canadian, one of our own probably too good for her own now that she’s all LA…but that’s ok, you should look down on the peasants it’s part of the fun of being rich….but most importantly..she’s hot…so that’s that…and this is this…

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