Shay Mitchell is not the most important Canadian, I watched the Shania Twain documentary on Netflix for about 15 minutes to see her modest start in the entertainment industry as a young girl in Northern Ontario, before making the move to Nashville to blow the fuck up and break records for women in song bullshit with her feminist anthems that never felt overly feminist to me, but that you know had to be postured that way for the sake of the current climate of our times, and really Shania was fucking hot and way more impressive than Shay Mitchell, but at least Shay’s not a bloated 60 year old yet, so staring at her mom of two tits on some luxury vacation cuz she’s rich, seems more fulfilling than jerking off to old Shania Twain videos like we did in the 90s and MTV was our jerk off material!

I’m glad she’s wearing her diaper sized underwear so that we don’t need to see her blown out, recently dropped a baby belly and vagina, while letting us look at her big mom tits, that are likely milk filled mom tits, because clearly she’s outgrown Canada, is no longer in Canada, because if she was, this would be her sucking back a Molson beer, maple syrup dripping off her face, in a snowsuit at her igloo and clearly she’s far too rich and famous for that!

These are pretty boring, I am going to try to find something more fulfilling, but while I do that, look at them mom tits!

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