I was going to post this Sharon Stone pic yesterday, because I saw it posted on the wekend, and sites like People, Women’s Health, Page Six, US Weekly, and other celebrity pornographers with budget, mainstream ads, a writing staff, got it up right when it got posted, because that’s the world we are in!

The blog life was easy to get views back in the day, because the big magazines were slow to the internet and would publish their celeb stories that were days or weeks old, while we’d come in aggressively with all the slutty content, get labeled a porn site, remain oppressed, cancelled, censored, unmonetizable for basically ever, and I think around the time I started, Sharon Stone was about 65 years old and that was a lifetime ago!

They are saying she’s 65 now, but I think shes closer to 80!

She posted her bikini pic, they called it “Mourning the end of summer” not “mourning the end of life” and it got her some compliments she was fishing for, because apparently women post bikini pics for compliments from other women, just not compliments from dudes saying shit like “Motorboat Time?” or “I’ll lubricate that old dry pussy and fill it with random household objects that fit, like your dyson vacuum, you rich fuck”….because the fact is her pussy is a big deal, in the VHS days, I had that Basic Instinct VHS, and I blew out that pussy flashing, iconic, pantyless, skirt uncrossing of the legs brilliance!

But that doesn’t mean I like her fake tits and old ass body 35 years later, I’ll still loo, but praising her for her “Killer Abs” is fucking weird, since I don’t see abs, but in a fat world, maybe these are abs to those 50+ fetish sites that need to get flagged NSFW with their Sharon Stone smut!

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