Sharon Stone’s a 70 year old monster who you only really know because in the early 90s she showed her cunt to the world in a pretty big movie, back when showing your cunt meant somehting….the full no panty leg uncrossing that made a fucking career…

She’s clearly been a whore prior to that whole 1992 Basic Instinct thing, since at the time she was probably in her 40s, it takes time to get cast in these kinds of groundbreaking mainstream movies showing cunt….

The reason she’s going viral today, or yesterday, is because she’s painting a pretty shit painting, but these rich people think they can master all artforms, not that art exists and it’s just a concept, but some art is clearly far fucking worse or more comical than other art….and she’s doing it with her ass out in a swimsuit….with no top…

So the mainstream media, like US weekly and People think it’s just so fun, empowering, boss bitch, SLAY and the fuck knows…

They’re also talking about how she lost 18 million dollars in savings in 2001, which is insane to think about, spreading her cunt in a mainstream movie led to her amassing 18 million tax free dollars despite all her spending and celebrity living…that’s absurd…

Not as absurd as thinking a 70 year old topless chick with a 70 year old ass is important news….it’s actually pretty gross…

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I was going to post this Sharon Stone pic yesterday, because I saw it posted on the wekend, and sites like People, Women’s Health, Page Six, US Weekly, and other celebrity pornographers with budget, mainstream ads, a writing staff, got it up right when it got posted, because that’s the world we are in!

The blog life was easy to get views back in the day, because the big magazines were slow to the internet and would publish their celeb stories that were days or weeks old, while we’d come in aggressively with all the slutty content, get labeled a porn site, remain oppressed, cancelled, censored, unmonetizable for basically ever, and I think around the time I started, Sharon Stone was about 65 years old and that was a lifetime ago!

They are saying she’s 65 now, but I think shes closer to 80!

She posted her bikini pic, they called it “Mourning the end of summer” not “mourning the end of life” and it got her some compliments she was fishing for, because apparently women post bikini pics for compliments from other women, just not compliments from dudes saying shit like “Motorboat Time?” or “I’ll lubricate that old dry pussy and fill it with random household objects that fit, like your dyson vacuum, you rich fuck”….because the fact is her pussy is a big deal, in the VHS days, I had that Basic Instinct VHS, and I blew out that pussy flashing, iconic, pantyless, skirt uncrossing of the legs brilliance!

But that doesn’t mean I like her fake tits and old ass body 35 years later, I’ll still loo, but praising her for her “Killer Abs” is fucking weird, since I don’t see abs, but in a fat world, maybe these are abs to those 50+ fetish sites that need to get flagged NSFW with their Sharon Stone smut!

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I figure that it’s only fair to post Sharon Stone’s old as fuck tits barely being covered at the pool…..because I figure I’ve jerked off to her Basic Instinct cunt enough through the early 90s to break the pause button on the VCR because it took real skill to stop the tape at the right spot without having that whole pause tracking issue.

It’s like I’ve seen her pussy more than my wife of 25 years but that’s because she’s fat and her pussy is buried in gut…but I’ve still seen Sharon Stone pussy a lot.

It was a time when porn wasn’t as available, unless you were weird, and despite being weird, I didn’t have all that much porn….but I did have a copy of Basic Instinct a friend who died never returned to the video store….and at that time, that was enough….pussy lips were just not as readily available as they are now, so you took advantage when they came up in mainstream movies at the time.

So I feel like I know her, like we’ve been intimate, even if it was one sided….and even if it was really a relationship based on her cunt and her cunt alone since I always hated celebrities….and the fact that I could still jerk off to their pussy shouldn’t CLOUD that or MUDDY my celebrity hate waters.

I will say that whatever is going on with the old lady upper thigh, where it meets the pussy, is hardly as good as it was…..seems like old lady loose pussy waddle skin hanging out of the suit that is INAPPROPRIATE for her age.

Which is why I’m just focusing on the bolt on tits…she’s basically dead, or near dead, pushing 75, so she should be happy we’re willing to stare at the bolt ons she wants us to see based strictly on Nostalgia pussy flashing alone.

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Our friends over at Nip Slip posted these pics of SHARON STONE TOPLESS in France and I figure they’re some paparazzi shit, that are likely the most interesting thing the paparazzi have captured in two years, and probably something they’d email me to take down….BUT how could I not repost these tits, I mean after all the time I spent burning out the VHS tape by pausing and rewinding her pussy flash in an era when porn wasn’t so readily available and the celebrities were less shameless, desperate and annoying for attention…when celeb pussy wasn’t a google away…because we’re a decadent bunch…swimming in so much celebrity nudity that we’ve collectively learned that celebs are boring, uninteresting, disgusting pieces of shit and not some superior beings we should idolize…they are not like us, they are the worst version of us, so desperate for likes, follows and money…how meaningless an existence…..BUT THERE WAS A TIME when celebs didn’t show us that side of them…and where we could look at Sharon Stone for being the hot actress who showed her pussy that she was at the time….and at 63 those tits still pack a punch…they may not be 63 also…so that could be why…or maybe 63 for them isn’t 63 for us because they use aborted fetus stem cells for longevity…you know…Hollywood shit.

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In big news that we shouldn’t care about….Sharon Stone brought out her tits in her Basic Instinct pose…because that’s the most important role of her life…it is what defined he and what made me and my friends wear out the video store copy of the VHS by pausing it on the hot pussy scene….a cultural event in cinematic history if you ask me…just a full spread legged pussy right there on screen…major….

I don’t know if being known as the slut who spreads her legs for money, for all to see her spread cunt is the legacy all women want….but it is the legacy she’s got…so why not milk it into her 60s, sh has to be in her 60s…with her tits out since no one wants to see no granny grey haired bushed cunt…

Miss Crawford County, Pennsylvania 1975….how far you’ve come….and not just based on the countless probably millions of men she’s made cum….

Just as a reference to how old she is….in 1984, she appeared in “Echoes of the Mind”, a two-part episode of Magnum, P.I., playing identical twins, one a love interest of Tom Selleck’s character….old…

You know just so you can age the tits you’re jacking off to.

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