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2022

25

Jul

Sharon Stone Got Them Tits Out of the Day

I figure that it’s only fair to post Sharon Stone’s old as fuck tits barely being covered at the pool…..because I figure I’ve jerked off to her Basic Instinct cunt enough through the early 90s to break the pause button on the VCR because it took real skill to stop the tape at the right spot without having that whole pause tracking issue.

It’s like I’ve seen her pussy more than my wife of 25 years but that’s because she’s fat and her pussy is buried in gut…but I’ve still seen Sharon Stone pussy a lot.

It was a time when porn wasn’t as available, unless you were weird, and despite being weird, I didn’t have all that much porn….but I did have a copy of Basic Instinct a friend who died never returned to the video store….and at that time, that was enough….pussy lips were just not as readily available as they are now, so you took advantage when they came up in mainstream movies at the time.

So I feel like I know her, like we’ve been intimate, even if it was one sided….and even if it was really a relationship based on her cunt and her cunt alone since I always hated celebrities….and the fact that I could still jerk off to their pussy shouldn’t CLOUD that or MUDDY my celebrity hate waters.

I will say that whatever is going on with the old lady upper thigh, where it meets the pussy, is hardly as good as it was…..seems like old lady loose pussy waddle skin hanging out of the suit that is INAPPROPRIATE for her age.

Which is why I’m just focusing on the bolt on tits…she’s basically dead, or near dead, pushing 75, so she should be happy we’re willing to stare at the bolt ons she wants us to see based strictly on Nostalgia pussy flashing alone.

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