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2022

25

Jul

Leni Klum’s Bikini Selfie to Jerk Off To of the Day

I guess when you grow up with no father, you end up turning to sex work to fill that void. I mean, sure SEAL was probably a solid stepfather, but she knew she wasn’t his, and that her actual father, who was never identified through all the cum left in Heidi over the years, since she likes a good fuck like a good German girl would, assuming it involves feces…..

They call it DADDY ISSUES, but at the same time I don’t know anything about her, or who her real dad is, so it could just be her mom’s years of experience that got her very far ahead for a corporate bikini model, clearly she knows the system and how to rig it, so shameless bikini pics, with ROCKIN tanlines, while living the rich as fuck trust fund, daughter of a famous fucking lady, life…..is more strategic and part of a business plan…

GET THEM JERKING OFF TO YOU and you can do anything….even though you can do anything without them jerking off to you because you’re rich….meaning the shameless bikini pics are totally unnecessary clickbait, fishing for compliments, thirst trapping…

Maybe this is how her mom teaches her responsibility, to give her a sense of fending for herself, in these spoiled and entitled times, maybe cutting her allowance down to a level that forces her to get half naked on the internet is key…..

I don’t think there’s a need to overanalyze what’s going on here, because thanks to her mom being a Eugenics experiment, the good jeans have trickled down through the cunt into this one….

No, I can’t confirm that the scar on her stomach was from the machine they grew her in at the eugenics lab…which is a compliment….cuz she’s 18 and hot.

Bonus – Here’s Heidi Nude from who the fuck knows where….

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