Pop culture may be retarded, but not as retarded as the people who consume it, or live by it….

One of these pop culture moments, that makes me think we’re stuck in a retarded timeline, is that the media pretends that people are excited for Heidi Klum’s Halloween Party.

Which makes me think, there are probably some losers out there who are actually excited about Heidi Klum’s Halloween party. Eagerly waiting to see what over the top costume Klum comes up with, using her high budget movie make-up experts.

The Halloween party is for the who’s who whomst of the entertainment and fashion industry, they position it like the hottest ticket in town, or the Met Gala, which in a lot of ways is also its own kind of Halloween nightmare, that they pretend is fashion…..

I have a hard enough time accepting adults who dress up on Halloween, unless it’s for their kids to go trick or treating. The whole concept of adults at Halloween parties is retarded to me, no matter how slutty the costumes are…there’s piles of porn to jerk off to on the internet, we don’t need Halloween for that….

So the idea of people being stoked on some washed up Model’s party is even worse than that, since it doesn’t even involve you going out there and seeing tits…

Not that Klum’s party had that much tit, Leni, her busty and skinny daughter she’s given to the world is dressed like a kid’s book character, making her tits even more creepy than they would normally be…..

And Heidi, also bust is dressed like her reptillian humanoid middle earth self, you know who came to us through Nazi Germany after Hitler made those deals with the reptilians…..

WHERE ARE THE TITS…

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TO PICS OF HEIDI IN A LEATHER DRESS WITH HER TITS OUT BEFORE TAKING OFF HER SKIN SUIT TO SHOW OFF HER NATURAL REPTILLIAN STATE CLICK HERE

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In a world of fat fucks who pretended for a decade that they loved being fat fucks…watching a bitch eat was disgusting…

In a world where they have created a pill for fat fucks to become less fat fuck even thought they cried about how great being a fat fuck is….when we know it’s never great…and they know it’s never great, it was just delusion and lies….

My wife is a fat fuck, IT IS NOT GREAT, she’s been a fat fuck for decades, I only got with her because her disability paid the rent, so I could focus on uploading this site for you….

I figured she would die from being a fat fuck, but despite all the risks associated with being a fat fuck, she’s not dead…

That’s just my kind of luck, like I’ll end up with a shit smelling fat pig with no feet from the diabetes…when I was aiming for massive stroke or heart attack…

But this isn’t about me…it’s about Leni Klum….

The fact that I have changed old fat lady diapers in my own home because I worked as an orderly for a few weeks…not realizing it was a preview to my entire life because I am a whore for free rent…that has nothing to do with this post..

This post is about Heidi’s fat titty, half Italian, fatherless child with the big tits…stuffing her face with cake, because either Heidi doesn’t let her near it in her crafting her to be a star, with militant focus and German accuracy….so the first chance she gets she jumps on it…THOSE TITS NEED FEEDING TOO…

So when skinny bitches eat cake to feed their tits, the whole girl’s eating thing is hot…it’s when they become fat that it’s not..

So this is hot…

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I don’t know where Leni Klum’s tits come from, but the assumption is from her Italian father who wanted nothing to do with her, so she was forced to be raised by a Seal…before he was clubbed, or really after her mom was clubbed, because the rumor is his penis was the size of a grown man’s forearm, which was apparently not enough for a German Dominatrix from the Nazi Era Eugenics program to feel anything….

I guess they could also be German….her tits…due to the Eugenics program…but she’s not quite as Aryan as the Eugenics program would want, or as Heidi Klum is…but it was the 40s, their engineering less sophisticated, but at least they got the tits right….RIGHT?

The real concern should be her lack of nipples, maybe she’s modest, despite not looking very modest, especially when her mom is an exhibitionist whore who probably used to make the family masturbate together instead of celebrating Thanksgiving….

I guess, the daughters of whore do their best to be modest, since it is the hottest and they’ve been ashamed of their mother’s behavior….but that doesn’t seem right for celebrity kids, who have everything and who saw their mom win through whoring…that’s more of a homeless prostitute or stripper mom thing, where the daughter becomes a lawyer or some shit…HILLBILLY ULOGY or some shit…

MAYBE the Eugenics program DNA testing mean no nipples, but instead just rocking tits, you have to make one choice or another…tits or nipples…the tits always win!

Or she’s a clone, when cloning tech wasn’t perfected and they couldn’t figure out the nipple..

Either way…she’s got no nipples and that’s some horror movie shit….it’s the Vagina Dentata of tit.

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When your last name is Klum and your mom is Heidi Klum….it means you have no dad and no dad means daddy issues.

When you have no dad willing to give you his last name, because he felt your mom was a whore who can fend for herself with the child while cashing the monthly checks she may have even refused because she wanted to keep Leni all for herself and could afford it..it means daddy issues.

When your built like Leni Klum, with fat tits on a skinny frame and what seems to be a WAIST TO HIP ratio…or what they used to call the GOLDEN RATIO…even though it may be a corset, you can understand why Heidi would want Leni all for herself….to stare at the tits all day.

Maybe, when you’re a mom you don’t sexualize the daughter’s tits as much as we do, but Heidi is a special case of Eugenics and German pervert, obsessed with sex that you know there’s been a lot of inappropriate behavior in the house.

Heidi may even be the kind of mom who helps her daughter take the first dick, but inserting the dick in her for her, you know cuz they are that close.

That is what you’d probably assume watching their lingerie lesbian mom and daughter fetish campaign they were involved in.

Rich people are weird.

She is built like the good old days before everyone got offended by tits…which we thank German engineering for….

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Leni Klum brings her tits to TV.

She’s the bastard child from Heidi Klum, who took her mom’s last name because that’s the kind of father she had. Sure, Seal took her on as one of his own, but you know how stepkids are, or at least I know how stepkids are, bitter that you’re not the real dad while hating the real dad, because he’s off with his new family vacationing in the French Riviera or some shit…

ANYWAY….she has been trained by her mom to do low level whoring, despite not needing to whore, but playing up the whore to get what she wants…

She has also made a huge career move by getting a job on her mom’s TV show, which you know was very hard to get, since it is her mom’s show.

She is involved in the promo, where she is part of their promo video, and the eroticism comes from the way she eats her cake.

You don’t need a feeder fetish, especially when looking at tiny Leni Klum who hasn’t grown into her tits yet.

So even if you hate women who eat, you can get hyped on the cake eating fetish content because she’s feeding her big sloppy tits..

here’s that annoying model ad featuring Adriana Lima and other whores:

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Leni Klum posted a picture of her kissing what we’ll assume is her boyfriend in a wholesome closed mouth kind of way, but I figure she’s a short girl with big tits and any act of intimacy is one that could trigger you to have either a girlfriend experience with her pictures, or maybe a grand daughter experience, since that’s probably how you’d kiss your grandmother and not even in a weird grandmother fetish cuz you’re from a fucked up home that made you fuck your grandmother kind of way….

It’s the almost appropriate for Italian men to kiss their fathers kind of kiss, but we take what we can get from Leni, since she’s a spoiled and entitled brat from Heidi Klum’s womb, her efforts, despite her whore training from a master whore are limited.

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So people don’t give a fuck about the celebs, they are over giving the actors in the movies, singers and models any love but they do care about the children of celebs who are influencers, because people are inconsistent…..

Leni Klum is one of the more exciting celebrity children not because she’s living that NEPOTISM life she was born into and deserves, I’m all for nepotism even if I’m not from some gilded family, because eugenics, breeding, leveling up your family’s power is the single most important thing you can do in life, so sitting there mad that they win and you lose cuz they were born into is retarded.

Life’s not fair, the most talented is rarely the most successful, and if you happen to win, you should give the kids all you can so they can keep winning too.

Leni Klum is one of the more exciting celebrity children but because she has big tits on her small frame….GETTING THE FAT DEPOSITS in all the right places.

She did some Golden Globes touring and showed off her dress….

I prefer when she gets TEA BAGGED….

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Leni Klum is Heidi Klum’s big titty daughter.

One could assume that Leni Klum is a big titty alien because the tits are crazy…

Maybe she is one that they discovered during the Nazi Space Program one of her relatives was involved with at NASA….which for some reason is public information but people like to get mad when you tell them that NASA was created by a Nazi scientist, since some Nazi Scientists were brought over the America and put to work in the government, while a few others were “killed off” as some sort of spectacle to make the common brain think that Nazi-ism was over and that it was not actually RUNNING things…CONSPIRACIES right…

The fact of the matter is that Heidi Klum is of Nazi stock and that Nazi stock was probably involved in the Eugenics program that for whatever reason forgot to give Leni an ass, but when you’re tiny with the big tits, an ass is the least of your concerns, worries, needs or wants…that shit will fatten up over time…it’s the tits that matter.

So the question is would you let this space alien smother you with those space tits, seeing as you’re all Star Trek nerds, this probably makes her hotter and less sinister than a real actual girl…those things terrify you.

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Leni Klum went to get Pizza in her underwear.

I don’t know if this is some tribute to the whole Pizza conspiracy, but since it involves Heidi Klum from Nazi heritage, we can assume that nothing that she is involved in is vanilla or wholesome. It’s all demonic, heathen, satanic shit…

I do know that Heidi Klum is a massive woman and her daughter she created in the cloning lab that is her pussy through her Eugenics program is a tiny thing with giant tits.

For whatever reason, the tits are not being showcased at this pizza party, but anything that Leni does is worth your time.

She may not be important, she may be a NEPO baby, but a Nepo baby from a whore is usually trained to be an even more efficient whore than the mother, and that’s how the family business keeps on moving forward…

Like showing up to a pizza spot in your underwear….you gotta whore right.

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