Leni Klum is Heidi Klum’s big titty daughter.

One could assume that Leni Klum is a big titty alien because the tits are crazy…

Maybe she is one that they discovered during the Nazi Space Program one of her relatives was involved with at NASA….which for some reason is public information but people like to get mad when you tell them that NASA was created by a Nazi scientist, since some Nazi Scientists were brought over the America and put to work in the government, while a few others were “killed off” as some sort of spectacle to make the common brain think that Nazi-ism was over and that it was not actually RUNNING things…CONSPIRACIES right…

The fact of the matter is that Heidi Klum is of Nazi stock and that Nazi stock was probably involved in the Eugenics program that for whatever reason forgot to give Leni an ass, but when you’re tiny with the big tits, an ass is the least of your concerns, worries, needs or wants…that shit will fatten up over time…it’s the tits that matter.

So the question is would you let this space alien smother you with those space tits, seeing as you’re all Star Trek nerds, this probably makes her hotter and less sinister than a real actual girl…those things terrify you.

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Leni Klum went to get Pizza in her underwear.

I don’t know if this is some tribute to the whole Pizza conspiracy, but since it involves Heidi Klum from Nazi heritage, we can assume that nothing that she is involved in is vanilla or wholesome. It’s all demonic, heathen, satanic shit…

I do know that Heidi Klum is a massive woman and her daughter she created in the cloning lab that is her pussy through her Eugenics program is a tiny thing with giant tits.

For whatever reason, the tits are not being showcased at this pizza party, but anything that Leni does is worth your time.

She may not be important, she may be a NEPO baby, but a Nepo baby from a whore is usually trained to be an even more efficient whore than the mother, and that’s how the family business keeps on moving forward…

Like showing up to a pizza spot in your underwear….you gotta whore right.

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I think the winning costume of the year has already been determined because it’s Leni Klum as Pam Anderson in her Barbed Wire outfit, at least that’s what I assume it is.

I don’t think I was as stoked on Pam Anderson as everyone else was in the 90s and not because I was gay.

I just always hated the plastic tits, the fake hair and all that other bullshit.

It was funny to see so many whores for at least a decade after Pam’s peak follow her lead and get the fake tits and do the fake lips and the fake hair to get that look.

Even Hefner when full bimbo with his Playboy brand as he was getting more and more demented….while I was over here loving the natural chicks with the natural tits and a bush.

My opinion doesn’t matter….because Pam Anderson did alright without my endorsement….and her sex tape was pretty iconic and revolutionized the business that I haven’t been successful in, but that I’ve been in for the last 20 years….the celebrity whore and her whore behavior when not in the movies, on TV or being a mainstream icon…

The sex tape revolutionized the marketing of a celebrity and has delivered us a LOT of trash…

Anyway, this isn’t about a PAM ANDERSON FAKE TITTY RANT, it’s a LENI KLUM celebration because her little body with the big naturals is a sexy package that when dressed like a whore like Pam Anderson really shines….

So a Natural interpretation of a pig bitch like Pam Anderson is great, especially when you know that the German Eugenics program that build Leni have also taught her how to manipulate and monetize with those rockin’ tits.

BIG.

TITS.

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Leni Klum is rumored to be of German decent, which means her grand parents and great grand parents were Nazis, but I guess when you are staring at her tits you don’t have to think about the death camps and that whole holocaust thing….because tits are magical like that, you can have the most terrible atrocities in the universe happening but if a set of tits are being pushed out of lowcut shirt, it’s suddenly ok.

My recommendation as a survivalist and prepper has been to get yourself some lactating big tits in your bunker, because they can feed you both spiritually, sexually, emotionally and as actual food in the nuclear fallout that you’ll need.

In being German, despite not having a German accent because MOMMY KLUM whored her way to America like the other Nazi scientists after World War 2….squirreling away to discover all kinds of great things like Space Travel….OPERATION PAPERCLIP look it up….

Heidi’s story is a little different, they call it OPERATION PINK CLIT….and from it crawled these epic Leni tits…

So Leni is cross dressing in her LEDERHOSEN but unlike a fat kid eating Chocolate from the Alps, she’s fat tits who may not eat from American High Society….

Check it out:

She also did another lingerie video:

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Can you imgigne that on August 9th, Leni Klum posted a picture of her brushing her teeth with her electric toothbrush that she apparently just used on herself like it was a HITACHI and I missed it….unless that isn’t an electric toothbrush and this bitch runs things analog…which in and of itself is so down to earth like some kind of hippie who still smokes traditional cigarettes instead of gay technology and luckily can still be inserted in her cunt.

WELL you don’t need to imagine it….because it fucking happened….

But when it comes to in-shower pictures of celebrity daughters with huge tits trying to make it in America the only way their mom has taught them, which is by using their tits….a month late is hardly a big deal…it’s not like waiting on a period after you fucked your family member…or a homeless chick…or a lonely fatty…you know there are bitches out there who you aren’t into getting pregnant.

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Here are some shots of Leni Klum for some brand deal.

Unfortunately, they aren’t cum shots, but rather boring photos of the Heidi Klum spawn with the big tits.

The good news is that they can be cum shots, just your cum shots if you’re into cumming on your screen, which apparently many people do. They call them cum tributes.

In the staged photoshoot, they lazily gave her a picnic in what is probably a piss soaked hiking trail in California…

She laid down a blanket to fuck on, without actually fucking on it…because that’s the extent of her creative vision because she’s rich and doesn’t need a creative vision…just a little mouth work on a straw while being provocative.

She has a 20 dollar smoothie, liquid calories that aren’t your ideal liquid calories, yep, going back to the cumshots…because she’s a rich kid who needs to stay skinny, so eating food on a picnic would be MENTAL….especially when you can just uber eats a smoothie thanks to MODERN SLAVERY…

She isn’t showing off her tits, which is a fail….possibly a crime…or should be a crime because if you have EPIC tits and you don’t show off your EPIC tits, you’re EVIL….possibly even SO EVIL that your grand parents and great grand parents were NAZIS…..imagine that….GENERATIONAL EVIL…

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In more hard hitting journalism, Leni Klum, who is the daughter of the old weathered but that doesn’t stop her because she’s persistent and patient, like a marathon runner, doing that whole TORTOISE vs the HARE thing….of just keep on delivering the nudes until the end of fucking time….in what will be used as one of those “MONTAGES” that people do to timelapse their kids growing up…set to sad music….to get all the hearts of moms on the internet lubricated, only in this setting it will be documenting her vagina getting less and less lubricated, BENJAMIN BUTTON in reverse…just young whore to old whore that eventually dies..

Anyway, her genetics live on with LENI, who was raised under her perverted roof…sure the genetics are mixed with some random rich dude she had a kid with to guarantee revenue in her early days of whoring…model work is inconsistent but child support is guaranteed for 18 years…

ANYWAY, Leni is the most exciting thing about KLUM, even with all her nude or near nude content, because Leni’s got some big naturals on her small frame and we all like that…

She posted this pic to her story, I don’t know if she’s the whore in the middle, or the whore doing a booty pop in some inappropriate shorts that she wore out since her ass is hanging out of them….but I figure it doesn’t really matter which hot young chicks being wild and crazy in slutty shorts they share with the internet because they are whores….as long as it happened.

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Leni Klum posted a video of her shopping, because spending money is the only thing these rich people know how to do, I mean what else are they going to do with all that money, especially when they already had all the money they ever wanted before they started making money of their own, thanks to being part of the elite rich person class who like helping out other members of their club, rather than sourcing new people for their club, who wouldn’t be able to handle that kind of money or attention and would just end up embarrassing the club.

Anyway, Leni, the big tits on a small frame product of Heidi Klum’s Eugenics machine she calls her uterus, built on Nazi Science, tried on some jeans she had to roll up because she’s short, that she had to jack up her ass to give her more of an ass, that she looked like she was swimming in because she’s tiny, and the whole thing was some dressing room erotica that may remind you of all the times you’ve jerked off in dressing rooms over the years due to your perversion….or at least remind you of watching girls shopping or trying on clothing while shopping due to your perversion…

In conclusion, Leni Klum is hot bodied and the kind of girl I’d watch change any day, so I appreciate her dumb trying on clothing dance…even though I find dances gay as fuck…

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You must have tits of “THIS SIZE” in order to hang with Leni..

They’re the titty club girls.

I wonder what their theme song is.

So, Leni Klum is on some rich kid socialite vacation, traveling Europe like a college backpacker, only instead of getting raped in hostels like the college backpackers before her, she’s doing it in rich person luxury, revisiting her rich family’s favorite hots, and the only raping is what she’s doing to us with those tits in a bikini….which isn’t necessarily the kind of rape you’d expect, but it’s a level of sexual abuse by presenting them to us, without actually PRESENTING them to us…she is in EUROPE and an Italian German…no bikini tops are the bikini tops…

But the point of this story is rape, or redefining rape, because as far as I’m concerned cockteasing bitches are raping our souls, and we should be able to press charges for that.

Here’s their scrabble board…

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