Leni Klum is rumored to be of German decent, which means her grand parents and great grand parents were Nazis, but I guess when you are staring at her tits you don’t have to think about the death camps and that whole holocaust thing….because tits are magical like that, you can have the most terrible atrocities in the universe happening but if a set of tits are being pushed out of lowcut shirt, it’s suddenly ok.

My recommendation as a survivalist and prepper has been to get yourself some lactating big tits in your bunker, because they can feed you both spiritually, sexually, emotionally and as actual food in the nuclear fallout that you’ll need.

In being German, despite not having a German accent because MOMMY KLUM whored her way to America like the other Nazi scientists after World War 2….squirreling away to discover all kinds of great things like Space Travel….OPERATION PAPERCLIP look it up….

Heidi’s story is a little different, they call it OPERATION PINK CLIT….and from it crawled these epic Leni tits…

So Leni is cross dressing in her LEDERHOSEN but unlike a fat kid eating Chocolate from the Alps, she’s fat tits who may not eat from American High Society….

Check it out:

She also did another lingerie video:

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Can you imgigne that on August 9th, Leni Klum posted a picture of her brushing her teeth with her electric toothbrush that she apparently just used on herself like it was a HITACHI and I missed it….unless that isn’t an electric toothbrush and this bitch runs things analog…which in and of itself is so down to earth like some kind of hippie who still smokes traditional cigarettes instead of gay technology and luckily can still be inserted in her cunt.

WELL you don’t need to imagine it….because it fucking happened….

But when it comes to in-shower pictures of celebrity daughters with huge tits trying to make it in America the only way their mom has taught them, which is by using their tits….a month late is hardly a big deal…it’s not like waiting on a period after you fucked your family member…or a homeless chick…or a lonely fatty…you know there are bitches out there who you aren’t into getting pregnant.

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Here are some shots of Leni Klum for some brand deal.

Unfortunately, they aren’t cum shots, but rather boring photos of the Heidi Klum spawn with the big tits.

The good news is that they can be cum shots, just your cum shots if you’re into cumming on your screen, which apparently many people do. They call them cum tributes.

In the staged photoshoot, they lazily gave her a picnic in what is probably a piss soaked hiking trail in California…

She laid down a blanket to fuck on, without actually fucking on it…because that’s the extent of her creative vision because she’s rich and doesn’t need a creative vision…just a little mouth work on a straw while being provocative.

She has a 20 dollar smoothie, liquid calories that aren’t your ideal liquid calories, yep, going back to the cumshots…because she’s a rich kid who needs to stay skinny, so eating food on a picnic would be MENTAL….especially when you can just uber eats a smoothie thanks to MODERN SLAVERY…

She isn’t showing off her tits, which is a fail….possibly a crime…or should be a crime because if you have EPIC tits and you don’t show off your EPIC tits, you’re EVIL….possibly even SO EVIL that your grand parents and great grand parents were NAZIS…..imagine that….GENERATIONAL EVIL…

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In more hard hitting journalism, Leni Klum, who is the daughter of the old weathered but that doesn’t stop her because she’s persistent and patient, like a marathon runner, doing that whole TORTOISE vs the HARE thing….of just keep on delivering the nudes until the end of fucking time….in what will be used as one of those “MONTAGES” that people do to timelapse their kids growing up…set to sad music….to get all the hearts of moms on the internet lubricated, only in this setting it will be documenting her vagina getting less and less lubricated, BENJAMIN BUTTON in reverse…just young whore to old whore that eventually dies..

Anyway, her genetics live on with LENI, who was raised under her perverted roof…sure the genetics are mixed with some random rich dude she had a kid with to guarantee revenue in her early days of whoring…model work is inconsistent but child support is guaranteed for 18 years…

ANYWAY, Leni is the most exciting thing about KLUM, even with all her nude or near nude content, because Leni’s got some big naturals on her small frame and we all like that…

She posted this pic to her story, I don’t know if she’s the whore in the middle, or the whore doing a booty pop in some inappropriate shorts that she wore out since her ass is hanging out of them….but I figure it doesn’t really matter which hot young chicks being wild and crazy in slutty shorts they share with the internet because they are whores….as long as it happened.

TO SEE THE WHORE MOM ON THE STREETS OF LA CLICK HERE

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Leni Klum posted a video of her shopping, because spending money is the only thing these rich people know how to do, I mean what else are they going to do with all that money, especially when they already had all the money they ever wanted before they started making money of their own, thanks to being part of the elite rich person class who like helping out other members of their club, rather than sourcing new people for their club, who wouldn’t be able to handle that kind of money or attention and would just end up embarrassing the club.

Anyway, Leni, the big tits on a small frame product of Heidi Klum’s Eugenics machine she calls her uterus, built on Nazi Science, tried on some jeans she had to roll up because she’s short, that she had to jack up her ass to give her more of an ass, that she looked like she was swimming in because she’s tiny, and the whole thing was some dressing room erotica that may remind you of all the times you’ve jerked off in dressing rooms over the years due to your perversion….or at least remind you of watching girls shopping or trying on clothing while shopping due to your perversion…

In conclusion, Leni Klum is hot bodied and the kind of girl I’d watch change any day, so I appreciate her dumb trying on clothing dance…even though I find dances gay as fuck…

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You must have tits of “THIS SIZE” in order to hang with Leni..

They’re the titty club girls.

I wonder what their theme song is.

So, Leni Klum is on some rich kid socialite vacation, traveling Europe like a college backpacker, only instead of getting raped in hostels like the college backpackers before her, she’s doing it in rich person luxury, revisiting her rich family’s favorite hots, and the only raping is what she’s doing to us with those tits in a bikini….which isn’t necessarily the kind of rape you’d expect, but it’s a level of sexual abuse by presenting them to us, without actually PRESENTING them to us…she is in EUROPE and an Italian German…no bikini tops are the bikini tops…

But the point of this story is rape, or redefining rape, because as far as I’m concerned cockteasing bitches are raping our souls, and we should be able to press charges for that.

Here’s their scrabble board…

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Leni Klum is a solid set of tits…

As someone who likes celebrity kids because they’re weirdly famous and think they are important while also being bratty lazy rich kids…

THIS rich girl, daughter of a Victoria’s Secret Model from some illicit love affair she had with one of her billionaires along the way…. forcing SEAL to step up and adopt the half Italian / half German / all American brat with those hormone in the food milkers set on her tiny frame….

The rest of her body may catch up to her tits, but for now it’s extra small bikini bottoms and extra large bikini tops….and I’m staring.

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Leni Klum’s been on her summer vacation the last few weeks, traveling around and frolicking in the sea in what we can assume are all luxurious places thanks to being rich as shit due to her mom’s whoring right and her stepfather SEAL….who isn’t an actual Seal but I am sure her mom would have fucked an actual seal if it meant getting a TV production deal, a hosting contract or a model contract. She’s that kind of open minded and willing to do GERMAN SEX CLUB things to get ahead.

Lenis is probably a little less eager thanks to being a rich kid, but her tits are stupid large and just exiting with tits like that make her eager enough.

She’s rocking a thong bikini and the haters are mad at her for having a small and non existent ass, not realizing that it’s not about the ass that makes small dicks look bigger, its’ about being tiny with giant tits, like a bundle of TOOTSIE POPS after you eat most of them and have two left….just a stick with a giant globulars….

Point of the story is as an ass lover into the big ass, small ass is less exciting, but it’s also less trashy, more sophisticated and when packaged with a set of giant tis, that make you question their authenticity, you know she doesn’t even need an ass to matter….just the tits stapled to the wall…and that’s outside of being Heidi Klum’s kid….even a normie with no celebrity affiliations would matter with tits like that…and that’s a good thing, EUGENICS experiments her Nazi ancestors created worked.

Here’s that empowered non-ass that knows that it’s got the tits!

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER NON ASS BEING BRAVE IN A THONG BIKINI ON THE BEACH CLICK HERE

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Heidi Klum’s illegitimate child Leni Klum has stupid tits, stupid in a good way tits….

They may not be her real tits, because when you’re mother is rich and vain and knows the power of big tits because she spent her life half naked as a seductress….

She may have high standards for the person she shat out of her, based on her own vanity, so like Cindy Crawford before her, she underfed her kid, offered her all the procedures she could want all while teaching her how to manipulate men into getting what she wants from them with her tits…it’s an old family recipe…from the Holocaust era like the Goulash recipe….

I like to believe they are real because she has everything she wants from being spoiled from the guilt of her mother having an illegitimate child…but even girls with everything like fake tits.

It’s all so confusing, but check out those heavy handed, full tits….

Here are some pics of her half naked mother….never too old to whore….or to give up the whoring…

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Leni Klum’s out here showing off her wrong seashells, you know the kind of fishy shellabration that her mom has trained her to expose when opportunity knocks in order to amplify said opportunity….I’m talking about her twat.

Instead she posted sea shells on her stomach, above the twat, without any twat in the frame, which is robbery…

It leads us to the very IMPORTANT question of whether she’s one of those strippers or sex workers that I still call gutter whores who bring their daughter into the mix on her 18th birthday to take the reins of old weathered whore mommy….using her as a next generation earner…

Or is Leni the rich kid who can whore out at her leisure thanks to being a rich kid, just with the lessons and fundamentals and the mechanics and the framework from her mother that she doesn’t need to apply to her life unless she wants to…because mom did that money making whoring for the family and now daughter doesn’t have to unless she wants to and will do a little of it since it’s been normalized…

You may be able to see top of bush, or where top of bush would be if she wasn’t a modern groomed woman disrespecting the new era of bush…

She’s hot.

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