The Klum Family satanic ritual takes place tomorrow night at the now iconic Heidi Klum Halloween party, where for the last few decades or more, the Victoria’s Secret model turned TV producer and despite her annoying militant sex dungeon accent, turned TV host….has been doing over the top costumes. From dressing SEAL up like an ape and not being called a racist, to dressed like an Earth Worm and other elaborate costumes..she delivers so that Leni doesn’t have to bother.

The hot, bust daughter who clearly also has a nice ass, because she’s been raised or groomed to be a hot model chick from her mom, slipped into a prisoners costume that consists of being a skimpy leotard or one piece that rides up her ass….it’s glorious, but zero effort, which pretty much describes this generation in a picture.

The mom does all the slaving, the daughter rides it low effort, and we get to see big titty and ass…..

Here she is doing some spa ad for Dior, which no one could believe she got, seeing as she’s new to the scene, it’s almost liker her mother is someone important that she can mooch off of, and really if your mother was important and not a crackhead who ignores yor calls, you’d latch onto that tit and keep sucking long after it dried the fuck up.

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But her Halloween ass is more interesting…

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Heidi Klum posted some THROWBACK POLAROIDS OF HER AT 19 YEARS OLD , which was reportedly over 100 years ago, and that are really not nearly as impressive as you’d hope they would be, if anything she looks perfectly fucking average at best, but I guess that in that era, most girls weren’t shameless whores trying to get attention, money and live that model party life that has paid off many times over. If you don’t believe the polaroids of a 19 year old Heidi are that shit, CLICK THIS LINK TO CHECK THEM OUT….

Anyway, in her years of whoring around, making millions of dollars off brands, rich guys and lining up her future career as a TV producer and host, she let some of those rich guys drop loads in her and created LENI KLUM the bastard child with the tits….

I think Leni is by far the most interesting thing to come either inside or outside of Heidi Klum, it’s almost as if she’s a product of Eugenics, which I used to say about Heidi but now that I see her at 19, I think there may be some other extraneous strategies involved in her hot look….like PLASTIC SURGERY, not strategic breeding!

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Leni Klum is the highlight of the celebrity world, at least according to me, thanks to the tits.

The fatherless, but was adopted by SEAL, only to eventually connect with her rich Italian dad that knocked up Heidi in her whorish early years of climbing the charts of Victoria’s Secret model, in the rich person human trafficking rings, has a great fucking tits.

I’ve made jokes that people don’t read as jokes since no one reads, targeting her Nazi past, her being a product of Nazi Eugenics and all kinds of other fun stuff….

I’ve made jokes about her being Heidi’s big marketing campaign, as the hot big titty daughter of the aging model, needing each tit pic of Leni to help her push her already lucrative career on for another week. It’s old lady desperation as they age out, they rely on the hot daughter.

I am starting to think that Leni may not even be a real person, that crawled out of Heidi’s womb, mostly because she has no belly button….on some alien shit…or cloning lab shit…but those tits don’t need a belly button to be jerked off to.

Anyway, they did some event in Paris for Fashion week with their lingerie sponsor, and Leni’s tits showed up, all americanized but still hot tits and I’m into it, since she’s the only thing that’s moderately interesting out there!

Trained by her high profile whore mother….ready to take on the world…

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Either I’m an out of touch dinosaur, which I pretty much am because I never turned to social media for acceptance and reach, which in hindsight was pretty dumb and left a lot of potential money on the table, since people make a lot of money while being far dumber than me, but yeah…

Either I’m out of touch and posting content from August in October like some kind of psychopath…

Or I’m a modern ADHD motherfucker, who can’t focus on anything, and things from August seem like a lifetime ago, making me feel fucking nostalgic like your high school yearbook faps make you feel…..

Or I just like Leni Klum’s big eugenics nazi tit….

Here’s Heidi, the vagina that made her vagina:

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You can’t fool me Leni Klum….with your producing content around silly fashions of the time, because she’s a bratty rich kid with a famous model mother, a famous singer with facial scar non-biological father, a famous criminal billionaire from Italy as a biological father, meaning fashion is her life and fashion is embarrassingly stupid now, like they are trolling us with their high paid shit that the idiots buy into, which is the kind of trolling I appreciate, because scamming rich people out of money to get them lined up to buy basically garbage bags, used tires, or whatever else they put together and scam them with, is hilarious…

But yeah, produce that fashion content in the dumb hairy hat, it won’t distract me from her ridiculous tits that I know are there, cuz she’s teased us with them, thanks to her mom’s marketing strategy for the family business to continue.

Those tits:

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Here’s some Leni Klum giving the crazy eyes because she’s probably on all kinds of anti-depressants thanks to being a young rich kid which is basically a recipe for feeling sorry for your spoiled self and depressed because you have everything and nothing to work towards, just you entitled life with great tits you don’t even need to use as a currency like other girls with great tits, forced to just work as her mom’s PR initiative so that people assume Heidi still matters or is better quality womb than you’d expect a dried up old model from an era where models fucked all because her hot daughter crawled out of her cunt….and looks like this….making for a mom/daughter fetish visual at least one brand has monetized…

Anyway, crazy eyes may be sad, her American accent may make me sad, but she’s the most interesting thing in pop culture, so give her tits a stare will ya!?

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Leni Klum is the highlight of the internet and social media.

It’s just sad she doesn’t pretend to have an Italian accent, or some overbearing German dominatrix accent, the whole being raised in America like a rich girl in America, is like poison to my fucking ears…

Luckily, there’s MUTE and big tits, while she tries on her sexy clothing for the brand her and her mom did mom/daughter dyke out content for….

She’s spectacular.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again….I am willing to turn this site into a Leni Klum fan site since she’s the most interesting thing to happen in the last decade of posting about celebs, their kids and other random whores…

She’s a product of Eugenics, her ancestors Nazis, but it wasn’t their fault, that’s just what being complicit fucks is about….

She’s also without father, despite these videos being form her father’s yacht, but he probably only signed her up to being his daughter after he saw how big the tits are…

Her mom Heidi Klum, her adopted father Seal, her real dad some criminal italian billionaire who fucks Heidi Klum so hard that he denied knocking her up…

Now she’s on a mission to keep Heidi’s womb relevant as one that made these amazing tits, but not posting her tits nearly enough to really run a fan site on her….but when they happen, when the tits are released, even recycled content from her trip last month, I bring them to you, because they are important.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…I plan on turning this site into a Leni Klum fan site because why the fuck not.

She’s young, rich, busty as fuck and I figure she’s got a lot more to give to the world with those tits big enough to feed a nation, or at least a small group of people at the same time, which is impressive for a tit.

SO yeah, I figure if she ups her instagram whore game, producing daily posts because she’s rich and has nothing better to do, I can just repost her shit here, and talk dirty about her tits, or the things I’d want to do while suffocating on her tits, maybe even nicknaming them Gas Chamber tits, because of her German roots and my insensitivity to your grandma’s plight in the Second World war….

The point is that I’d be ready to be put into a concentration camp that her German ancestors built, with the promise of being choked out by the tits and that’s not to be insensitive historical trauma her people did to your people, but it would be insensitive to the tits to not want to die from the tits…and as far as I’m concerned, these are the tits that Nazi Eugenics built…

I’ve lived long enough and those tits that Heidi Klum built, or BOUGHT, and trained to win with German engineering efficiency….which has worked out nicely for the mom and will workout nicely for the entitled Gen Z daughter…with the tits…

Did you see the tits on her? Check out those tits!!

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Here is some Leni Klum since I have a boner of Leni Klum, seeing as she checks off all the boxes when it comes to most desirable woman around, from the big fucking tits, to the rich Victoria’s Secret model mom you can jerk off to old nudes of when you get bored on family vacation or at Christmas dinner…all European but raised in NYC, so not too European….Nazi / Fascist roots so you know that her generational trauma probably knows how to fuck….a rich kid with daddy issues, adopted by Seal, who was kissed by a rose as a child leaving terrible scars across his body….all rich, entitled, celebrity affiliated and did I mention BIG TITTIED.

I would turn this site into a LENI KLUM fan site, if she produced enough content for that, today we get a little lipstick or make-up application, where you can get lost in her eyes, while staring at her strong jaw, realizing she doesn’t even need the big tits to get jerked off to, but knowing the big tits are there makes her easier to jerk off to…

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