Leni Klum was on TV a while ago, it went viral because she chose an insane outfit to wear with tits like the tits she’s got, or acquired in her life as a rich kid who has access to fake tits….

I think her tits are real, but you can never assume a big tit on a rich kid with a mother who made her career by being hot is not a fake tit, because the mother would likely insist on having a hot daughter with big tits to carry the family torch like she uses these tits competitively and won the Olympic Gold with the tits.

It’s an OLD GIF, but it’s going viral again, which means it’s the best GIF, and that’s all that really matters when you’re a pervert like me, into the hot busty daughter of an old weathered legacy set of tits from the 90s…keeping that legacy alive…

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Leni Klum unfortunately wore a tight outfit that was a black outfit, meaning we couldn’t see her giant rich kid tits, but instead she looks like some kind of theatre kid mime doing shit.

She’s posing in a fancy looking bathroom, not licking toilet seats, not taking shits, not peeing all over the place, and that seems the waste of the toilet being in the selfie, it’s like she could have taken this pic anywhere and that’s wrong.

For those of you who don’t know, Leni Klum is the bastard daughter of that old bag whore Heidi Klum, who has tits that seem bigger than our heads, which is how you’d like tits on some hot rich kid with a retired Lingerie Model of a Mother, who was arguably overly hyped with her big personality, but that doesn’t change that fact that she was able to provide for her kid in the right way, which is by feeding her hormones in her food, so that she grew tits big enough for the mom to utilize the tits to keep her relevant, you know generational succession plan….FAMILY BUSINESS.

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In very important celebrity gossip news, Leni Klum has not decided transition by cutting off her tits to fit into the modern anti-depressant world of fucking weirdos multilating themselves to be part of some weird identity crisis trend….so NO ZIPPER TITS FOR US.

She is instead being a rich white privileged girl who has ridiculous tits, probably natural tits due to her German Nazi / Fascist WOP roots….but even if they are implants, it doesn’t seem like they are being taken out….

The Heidi Klum spinoff series, in the form of a compact, big titty, American accented, instagram model or actual model, or strictly just Heidi Klum’s daughter to keep Heidi relevant by broadcasting how talented her womb is, since someone she shat out in the EUGENICS lab inside her has such big tits.

In being important and rich and entitled, Leni Klum participated in life by attending some event in a nude colored halter top, or lingerie top, that the color and style remind me of a granny in the 70s who got wild on the Sears Catalog order, like the time she got her Avacado colored appliances, because nude underwear always makes me think of big sloppy tit grannies in girdles and it’s not a fetish…..

Her tits barely contained by the outfit, but overly contained because despite spilling out from all angles, NO nipples were seen…..TRAGIC really, even more sad than the kids dying at the cancer ward….

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Leni Klum is Heidi Klum’s spawn that Heidi Klum has created or groomed to become the next round of Heidi Klum’s multi-faceted career. It’s one of those hot daughter makes the once hot mom hotter than she would be if her daughter was a fat pig sitting on the family trust fund money eating donuts.

Leni’s been sent out to the world tits first, since she’s got her big Italian / German hangers, pretty much launching as a “lingerie” model despite being small sized, since models don’t need to be terrifyingly big and tall like her mother anymore, pretty much as soon as she turned 18.

Everyone was so impressed with her big tits, since they are big tits on a frame that’s pretty toned, and that has luckily grown a Belly Button because her previous pictures without a Belly Button had me thinking she was created in an abandoned Eugenics /cloning lab in the mountains of Germany to keep Heidi Klum’s career going, since she’s rich enough and mom /daughter fetishes are real….

Anyway, she was STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE in her underwear for her mom’s 22nd Halloween party….and she was also the most exciting thing at the party….you know cuz of the big model daughter tits.

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The Klum Family satanic ritual takes place tomorrow night at the now iconic Heidi Klum Halloween party, where for the last few decades or more, the Victoria’s Secret model turned TV producer and despite her annoying militant sex dungeon accent, turned TV host….has been doing over the top costumes. From dressing SEAL up like an ape and not being called a racist, to dressed like an Earth Worm and other elaborate costumes..she delivers so that Leni doesn’t have to bother.

The hot, bust daughter who clearly also has a nice ass, because she’s been raised or groomed to be a hot model chick from her mom, slipped into a prisoners costume that consists of being a skimpy leotard or one piece that rides up her ass….it’s glorious, but zero effort, which pretty much describes this generation in a picture.

The mom does all the slaving, the daughter rides it low effort, and we get to see big titty and ass…..

Here she is doing some spa ad for Dior, which no one could believe she got, seeing as she’s new to the scene, it’s almost liker her mother is someone important that she can mooch off of, and really if your mother was important and not a crackhead who ignores yor calls, you’d latch onto that tit and keep sucking long after it dried the fuck up.

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But her Halloween ass is more interesting…

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Heidi Klum posted some THROWBACK POLAROIDS OF HER AT 19 YEARS OLD , which was reportedly over 100 years ago, and that are really not nearly as impressive as you’d hope they would be, if anything she looks perfectly fucking average at best, but I guess that in that era, most girls weren’t shameless whores trying to get attention, money and live that model party life that has paid off many times over. If you don’t believe the polaroids of a 19 year old Heidi are that shit, CLICK THIS LINK TO CHECK THEM OUT….

Anyway, in her years of whoring around, making millions of dollars off brands, rich guys and lining up her future career as a TV producer and host, she let some of those rich guys drop loads in her and created LENI KLUM the bastard child with the tits….

I think Leni is by far the most interesting thing to come either inside or outside of Heidi Klum, it’s almost as if she’s a product of Eugenics, which I used to say about Heidi but now that I see her at 19, I think there may be some other extraneous strategies involved in her hot look….like PLASTIC SURGERY, not strategic breeding!

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Leni Klum is the highlight of the celebrity world, at least according to me, thanks to the tits.

The fatherless, but was adopted by SEAL, only to eventually connect with her rich Italian dad that knocked up Heidi in her whorish early years of climbing the charts of Victoria’s Secret model, in the rich person human trafficking rings, has a great fucking tits.

I’ve made jokes that people don’t read as jokes since no one reads, targeting her Nazi past, her being a product of Nazi Eugenics and all kinds of other fun stuff….

I’ve made jokes about her being Heidi’s big marketing campaign, as the hot big titty daughter of the aging model, needing each tit pic of Leni to help her push her already lucrative career on for another week. It’s old lady desperation as they age out, they rely on the hot daughter.

I am starting to think that Leni may not even be a real person, that crawled out of Heidi’s womb, mostly because she has no belly button….on some alien shit…or cloning lab shit…but those tits don’t need a belly button to be jerked off to.

Anyway, they did some event in Paris for Fashion week with their lingerie sponsor, and Leni’s tits showed up, all americanized but still hot tits and I’m into it, since she’s the only thing that’s moderately interesting out there!

Trained by her high profile whore mother….ready to take on the world…

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Either I’m an out of touch dinosaur, which I pretty much am because I never turned to social media for acceptance and reach, which in hindsight was pretty dumb and left a lot of potential money on the table, since people make a lot of money while being far dumber than me, but yeah…

Either I’m out of touch and posting content from August in October like some kind of psychopath…

Or I’m a modern ADHD motherfucker, who can’t focus on anything, and things from August seem like a lifetime ago, making me feel fucking nostalgic like your high school yearbook faps make you feel…..

Or I just like Leni Klum’s big eugenics nazi tit….

Here’s Heidi, the vagina that made her vagina:

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You can’t fool me Leni Klum….with your producing content around silly fashions of the time, because she’s a bratty rich kid with a famous model mother, a famous singer with facial scar non-biological father, a famous criminal billionaire from Italy as a biological father, meaning fashion is her life and fashion is embarrassingly stupid now, like they are trolling us with their high paid shit that the idiots buy into, which is the kind of trolling I appreciate, because scamming rich people out of money to get them lined up to buy basically garbage bags, used tires, or whatever else they put together and scam them with, is hilarious…

But yeah, produce that fashion content in the dumb hairy hat, it won’t distract me from her ridiculous tits that I know are there, cuz she’s teased us with them, thanks to her mom’s marketing strategy for the family business to continue.

Those tits:

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