Heidi Klum was on some summer vacation in some tropical setting where she got to hang out topless and in thong with her husband she apparently fucks all the time because she’s one of those horny chicks who has one of those tingly cunts that just never gets satisfied no matter how raw they make it…..a cunt that’s been pretty much a gift in getting her where she needed to go.

She’s old as shit at this point, so the sex appeal has rotted a bit, but the whoring has substantially increased exponentially, the more she rots the more she produces smut….from asshole behind thong bikini her ass is too old and saggy to support…to topless pics her old lady belly hangs out of….all because she doesn’t care, it gets her off….which works for us, because it gets some of you off.

I thought Leni was going to swap her out, but Leni’s not delivering so we’re stuck with this expired version.

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Heidi Klum is wearing a late 80s bathing suit as a tribute to when she was in her 30s…back in ’89 when the fall of the Berlin Wall happened and she was able to crawl out of communist and make her oppressed people proud by working as a titty model in America, where she didn’t need to smuggle their audio cassettes and Levis jeans in through a sophisticated network of bootleggers…..but instead she could fuck the people in the audio cassettes and make a half dozen kids with them….KISSED BY A ROSE….motherfuckers…

She’s got her tits out because she doesn’t care that she’s old as shit, her Nazi Eugentics program did her right and her weird husband from a band seems to just fuck her all the time, which may be part of their brand, but that I believe because she just gives off that drippy old pussy that is always tingling, half retard rubbing up against inanimate object for relief vibe.

Through the instagram filters, her inappropriate elderly behavior looks less elderly, so here it is.

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Heidi Klum is rich as shit, she’s got no real worries because her life has worked out for her.

She’s a TV host, which means she doesn’t really work too hard. She basically shows up, sits in hair and make-up for a few hours, then sits around on camera where she gets to be herself and say her stupid German commentary.

So she’s got a lot of free time to sit around and think about how old and nasty she’s getting, or to spend being a chronic masturbating sex addicted pervert, who has used that to her advantage.

Which means taking the whoring to Instagram, in a bikini that shows off her bald old lady slab of sloppy joe meat….big tits out at 50 something..and as it turns out, exhibitionism and perversion works even on old ladies so long as those old ladies have womanly bodies…even mid-rot…

So here’s more smut from the Victoria’s Secret model whore in her retirement….

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These titty pics of Heidi Klum being an exhibitionist whore on the beach, likely for the paparazzi she hired, while back home in Europe where tits are bikini tops, and bikini tops are not worn…so that it appears that she’s less of a shameless whore or attention seeker when she does it but I know and you know that she’s as big of an attention seeker with her tits out as the instagram model trying to get some following spreading her ass daily on the platform hoping someone notices, she’s just more luxurious about it.

These are about two weeks old, I’m not really on the ball with menopausal tits…I prefer their 20 year old daughters with the giant tits to the old dried up, played out, used up, crumbs of many other men’s lunches…that her mom is.

I may have already posted these tits….because she’s still Heidi Klum, who I am sure sees herself as some kind of icon….I just forgot about them…

Here’s more titty content of hers on vacation…where is LENI in all this?

If you’re more into Heidi’s off spring since it’s not 100 fucking years old, here is LENI KLUM in her bikini with those giant tits:

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The model is a little on the Phoebe Price hustle, where she really likes to fixate on her looks or sex appeal to try to draw in the eyeballs, without realizing she’s 50.

She talks about her sex toys, and all that post-menopause sex she has and it’s not that exciting when you think about that she’s in her 50s.

She tries to be funny and big personality, to compliment her attempt at continuing to use her Victoria’s Secret model tits 50 years later….to keep the audience engaged, and she’s all over the top…..but she’s 50..

So in being all wacky and exciting, she’s posing in some wild costumes for what we’ll assume is a behind the scenes from a photoshoot, and all I am seeing is the saggy inner thigh skin giving her a second or third pussy lip…since she’s 50..

Like I said, I don’t hate Klum or her bragging about the dicks she had, I’m just more interested in her daughter Leni who she should continue to pass the Klum we jerk off to since she’s not 50.

Either way, Heidi’s a pervert and at this stage a success and even an ICON…and you may dig it because old ladies doing topless antics you’d want less old chicks doing because you are a sad sack of shit.

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2023 has been the year that Heidi Klum has used her daughter’s tits to get as much attention as Heidi Klum can get for being the womb that shat out those tits.

It seems she’s making 2024 the year of her tits, at least that’s what I am running with because her tits are out, they are pretty great since they are old as shit and have a bunch of kids, almost like they’ve been rebuilt over the years, since rotting does happen to all women even if they pretend it doesnt’…

We’ve been seeing her tits for 30 years of Victoria’s Secret. She has been optimizing her career through the tits and the tits have done well for her, so of course they come out when the paparazzi are around, since she knows she’s got great tits and wants everyone else to know she does too, she’s an exhibitionist who is known to be hot, living up to her reputation and the reason she has a fat bank account, it’s narcissism, it’s great, and it is because she has a mental break knowing she’s about to be a senior who can command the senior discount….so. she’s fighting the inevitable and it’s alright with me cuz I’ll stare at old rotten tits, even if they weren’t as nice as Heidi for the paparazzi tits.

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As it turns out, Heidi Klum has decided from doing the America’s Got Talent show, that it doesn’t require actual talent to have a hit song, you just need to find a hook that you can push down people’s throats, and not even an original hook and then produce the shit out of the audio so that your voice is so altered with AI and technology that it sounds good enough…

So her hook is the 1980s Corey Hart song Sunglasses at night, which was a hit in Montreal where Corey Hart was from. It had a second life in the early 2000s in Montreal because local techno hero TIGA did a remix of it and now Heidi Klum’s brought her own version, produced by super DJ Tiesto….

She’s making it go viral on TikTok, which I am sure makes Corey Hart happy, the song that keeps on giving….and that I am sure will be a big banger this summer, because the general public are retards and like recycled hits.

If she really wants to make it a hit, she just needs to get LENI KLUM, her marketing hook and hot daughter with big tits, rolling around in lingerie with visible bush, nips and asshole..that’s all we need…or a sex tape…that would work….because LENI is the new HEIDI….even though Heidi is HANGING on hard and dropping viral songs in her 50s…

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Heidi Klum is on vacation, so naturally she’s producing content around her tits as she works her way into being in her 50s.

Possibly unable to accept that she’s weathered, menopausal, broken and leathery….the smells of her pussy rot from all those years of using her pussy for personal gain, so she’s trying to use the tits for as much attention and validation as she can get.

Possibly just letting her true whore colors shine through in the public because she doesn’t need to pretend she’s a conservative and modest lingerie model, but instead that she’d do porn if the lingerie model thing didn’t happen for her.

Bored rich people…but unfortunately not bored enough to laugh a porn company, release some sex tapes, show more labia, all leathery and thick from use, like an old wallet…her mainstream career would suffer and there’s too much money in that to fuck up….but she may eventually get dropped by the mainstream and be forced to do porn for attention and even if she’s in her 80s when it happens…I’ll watch because I am a pervert but also a supporter of elderly people doing porn because of the whole one last hurrah, living out that weird bucket list weirdness that warms my pervert soul…it also makes working the old folks home more interesting.

I’m more interested in her hot big titty daughter who has been raised by a high profile prostitute, but I’ve always liked the mom and daughter duos at the stripclub, it’s happened more often than you’d expect on the Day Shift, but being able to compare and contrast the tits always fun and being able to see a degenerate mother’s degeneracy get passed down to her daughter is even more fun….

Generational sex work is something far more special than passing on the family Chirstmas Yule Log recipe….

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Heidi Klum is in St Bart’s with a bootleg German Aquaman looking motherfucker. I realize he is actually a rich and successful rockstar who is married to a German top model in her golden years, but reducing him to the Aquaman actor at the small German Christmas village for the kids is far more fun.

The happy couple seem to be a couple of perverts who fuck all the time, at least based on their self-produced content and the fact they are all over each other.

Klum has always seemed to be a pervert, from hot fatherless now big titty model daughters, to pumping out dozens of kids from Seal who is rumored to have a giant lupus scarred dick, so the whole thing isn’t that shocking.

The old lady knows what’s important, which is why she’s managed to be fit enough to rock a thong, at least from the right angles, she’s a professional…with years and years…decades and decades of experience is strategic ass shows…

If all mom’s had ass in thongs like this….the grocery store would be far easier place to jerk off to…

If all mom’s had asses like this, it’d be a nice distraction from the old sad tired faces….

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