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2017

13

Nov

Eugenics Heidi Klum Naked For Some Book of the Day

Eugenics Heidi Klum Naked For Some Book

This is some bootleg, spy photo, that may remind you of World War II espionage, because it is some pictures of a book, spy styles..

It reminds me of WWII because Heidi Klum is clearly a product of some Eugenics program that Hitler was running because genetic modification is the only thing that makes sense for why a 50 year old Mom of 1000 shouldn’t look like this…but it does, so stare at her hardcore fashion erotica that is really just softcore porn…nipples through the fishnets if you will…and I will..

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2017

31

Jul

Heidi Klum Still Brings it in a Bikini of the Day

As someone who spends his day around girls in bikinis….you know, a real expert on the subject, despite never being on the beach, never quite leaving my house, but still an really good judge of how girls look in bikinis, because I stare at bikini pics all day, and because I’ve been around at least one girl or group of girls who clearly photoshop / facetune the fuck out of themselves for social media, with confidence, despite having to go out in person to be busted for the bullshit….

I can say with confidence that at 50 years old, this Heidi Klum mom of 6, who has been banged out from every angle, is pretty fucking good….a ROBOT maybe….or just a product of Nazi Germany genetic modification…

I like it.

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2017

27

Jul

Heidi Klum on a Yacht in Europe of the Day

Heidi Klum is rich as fuck, famous as fuck, old as fuck, breeder with 100 kids as fuck, model as fuck, tv host as fuck, who I’d be into watching fuck, knowing she’s a German and Germans are weird at fuck, especially after all the kids and SEAL who has a rumored dick that is bigger than an aneorexic girl’s leg as fuck…

There is no way that she’s not part or a result of Nazi Germany’s attempt to create the master race through breeding and genetic modification because at 100…this isn’t normal…maybe good work done..but I prefer NAZI conspiracy theories…NEW WORLD ORDER…

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2017

19

Apr

Heidi Klum’s Old Mom Ass in a Bikini of the DAy

I try not to old bitch shame Heidi Klum – because she’s an old bitch – and it’s hard to not outline that basic fact, or that she’s got a banged out pussy, thanks to SEAL and her big pile of children….

We live in an era of whiners with this “inclusivity” anti-bullying, everyone is good, we all get the gold medal in a contest, we are all equals, don’t culturally appropriate, we can make babies with other races, we can be fat, but not skinny, topless and slutty because it is empowering, but not in wet t-shirt contests….so Heidi Klum should not be bullied for her age, mainly because she looks amazing…

There’s no way she wasn’t created in one of Hitler’s human genetically modification lab to make the super human, if this isn’t German engineering I would be surprised….so you probably shouldn’t fuck with her, or she’ll gas Chamber you….

Because ultimately, she looks amazing in a bikini…

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2017

14

Apr

Heidi Klum Fishing Erotica of the Day

Heidi Klum is fishing – because she’s on vacation – you see this past week, if you were a good planner and working in a Jewish industry was weeekend off, Passover monday tuesday, take off wednesday and thursday, only to have friday, weekend and monday off…

You know….10 days of vacation – with only two sick days uses….CLEVER….

I guess that’s why Heidi Klum took the week to get into her bikini and do some fishing, you see because she’s not pretty much retired and her life isn’t a total fucking vacation where she sits around on a pile of money…because I guess she’s german and able bodied and in the mood to make more money…because she’s hot…despite being old…

I mean, here she is just pandering because the whole fishing industry and sport is the biggest sport in the WORLD…and dudes who fish aren’t all rednecks…but they do all like bitches in their fish bra’s and fishing gear…it’s their porn..and I guess this German stepped away from lingerie porn, and interracial porn, and ready to drop porn..all porns she’s been involved in….and she’s not quite ready to show off the shitting porn…scat as german as Bratwurst…but fishing porn…she can fucks with that…and yes I just said fucks..blame social media…thanks in advance.

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2017

10

Apr

Heidi Klum Bikini Tits of the Day

Here’s some Heidi Klum trying to Amy Winehouse and go back to black….because you know as you get older, your vagina gets bigger, and has new requirements…especially after you spent your 30s getting fucked by voice of an Angel, real life beauty and beast, Seal….with a penis the size of a average man’s thigh…..something only a German could handle…preferably lubed up with feces…because Germans are fucked and if you don’t believe me – ask all the surviving Holocaust jews that are in their 80s at your Passover Seder tonight….

From practicing the chocolate in her mouth, to the subtle cock teasing in her bikini strip, making the poor – literally poor – Turks and Caicos boat man feel uncomfortable because he’s not allowed to fuck the clients…BUT it’s Heidi Klum…right…

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2017

06

Apr

Heidi Klum’s Bikini Mom of the Day

I have a mom fetish. I think it’s because I never had a mom. Or maybe it is because I am old as fuck, and the average mom I am into is over a decade or two younger than me….

I just like seeing them breast feed, knowing I missed out on being breast fed. I like seeing them do mom thing, or hearing about how they have to make dinner or do laundry….I even like seeing pics of their pussies, because they are hardly as banged out as I used to think they are when I was scared of moms because I never had a mom…usually they get their pussies sewed up after their birthing process and are tighter than most college girls who fuck the football team every weekend…because moms…are too busy being moms to fuck….making them total fucking machines…all sexual deviant..and derranged from giving up their life..

Heidi Klum is a serious fucking mom, with a weird sexual addiction or deviancy…because she’s got a dozen kids, half with Seal, who not only had a voice of an angel, but also creepy LUPUS scarred face that reminds us that Beauty and the Beast LIVES….but more importantly a penis the size of a grown man’s arm…that she couldn’t get enough of…because she’s German…if there is no shit, BDSM, or extreme vile sex acts involved…it doesn’t count…or some shit…

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Well, she’s in a bikini, looking her age, but still better than most of you sluts…because you’re not genetically modified due to Nazi human experiments…and here are her parents to prove that…

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2017

30

Jan

Heidi Klum’s Cleavage and others at the Harper’s Bazaar Cocktail Party of the Day

I guess with every bullshit award show comes bullshit parties for the bullshit people who are at the bullshit award show or bullshit people who want to be at the award shows to go…you know people like dressing up and being part of some exclusive event designed to perpetuate the lie that is hollywood…

Oh this event wasn’t for the SAG awards…it was for SAG Award weekend…get these people while they are all in the same place I guess..

In attendance were very important tits….and I’ve got a “nice little round” up because my life is more pathetic than the people who get invites to these things – and go because they don’t actually work and want to be scene so that they don’t have to work…

Heidi Klum brought her old model mom of 100 tits…and they looked big…

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EIZA GONZALEZ was there, I can’t be bothered to write a post on her, so I’ll just put these here…

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OH and Elle Fanning was there also…dressed like 80s Prom and it’s amazing…because she looks 10 and like she’s playing dress up like you perverts like…

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Miranda Kerr’s Looking Thick Neck and Pregnant of the Day – which happens when you fuck a billionaire and want to get paid in perpetuity when it all falls apart…

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Kate Upton was there – hiding them monster tits…because she’s more than just tits people…she’s also got a trust fund that has taken her places like Hollywood…

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Oh and Dove Cameron – whoever the fuck that is – was there too…

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2017

09

Jan

Heidi Klum Killer Tits on a Balcony in Miami of the Day

These were likely shot from a super zoom that softens up her old lady features….like scars on her tits from the implants, or the lift, because she’s 50 years old and a mom of many black babies with Seal who’s kiss of a rose is actually his massive cock…that probably destroyed her over and over again until their dozen kids happened as a bi-product of all the fucking…

The amazing tits she’s busted out in Miami because she’s old, European and shameless – because tits get seen…on an amazing body that doesn’t make any sense…still has her pussy hidden because there’s no way that shit survived the storm that’s been her career and personal life..

But the tits…there’s no way these are natural, this perky and hot…I mean there is one way…the Nazi program of creating the superior race….genetic modification at the expense of the Jews who employ her….that’s the only thing that makes sense…

Here are the pics…from the paparazzi…about 10 years too late…but reminiscent of paparazzi pics of the past I’ve loved….because they feature tits!!

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2016

25

Nov

Heidi Klum Has Nipples of the Day

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Heidi Klum is dressed like a 20 year old college girl – while shopping in her tight jeans, stupid looking boots, but most importantly, light weight t-shirt cotton with no bra, showcasing her brilliant tits, that make no sense as tits really, because she’s had so many kids, I think somewhere around 14 kids….all with Seal…it was a Seal litter…that we can assume left more damage on her pussy…because there’s no real evidence of destruction on the tits….proving that she’s clearly created by Nazi German technology, where Hitler’s brain still controls what Germans put out to the world, where she’s rigged to some machine somewhere, because Germany overall means anything Germany puts out must be the best….

This doesn’t make sense….not just for a mom to have tits like this, but for a 50 year old…what is going on…I need answers….

But it does remind me of high school, 30 years ago, when a set of good tits in a cheap t-shirt was enough for me to jerk off to…sometimes in the back of class…for no one to notice…because I was that kid….

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2016

14

Nov

Heidi Klum in Shape Magazine of the Day

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Heidi Klum is in Shape Magazine and if you’re a Heidi Klum fan – you probably already know that – I am too slow to the draw on this internet thing – where I’d need to be married to my computer all day everyday – while I have better things to do with my time – like stare at the wall…

Ultimately, who really cares about Heidi Klum, she doesn’t care about you, she just wants you to buy whatever product she selling. She’s not inviting you to her parties, she’s not having weird German Scat Fetish sex with you – like you are SEAL – but then again you don’t have the voice of an angel and a penis the size of something that a BDSM submissive would want….it’s a German thing…from Nazi to Pragmatic…

I am just amazed she looks this good, but it’s pretty obvious why. She’s genetically modified thanks to Nazi technology – and it has worked out amazingly for her…not so amazingly for the people they tested this on in the 1940s…but that was so long ago…let’s focus on what matters….

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2016

01

Nov

Heidi Klum’s Doing SIA of the Day

Heidi Klum always goes crazy for Halloween and people, mainly old people, get excited for her crazy and outrageous outfits…

She likes Halloween so much, that for a good period of her life she dressed up as a little blonde woman who got destroyed by a big black scarred up face black guy with a voice of an angel…with a dick as big as a child’s arm…that wasn’t big enough to Klum to really destroy her vagina as much as German people. the inventors of BDSM and scat would want…but in the process she did shit out a bunch of beige babies…Hilter would be so disappointed…

She was on Ellen, dancing like she was the kid in the SIA video as Ellen pretended to be SIA…but more masculine…and the whole thing was silly…but not as silly as her costume involving a herd of Heidi Klums, like a bad snapchat filter, like the narcissism you’d expect from a model who at 50 still looks this good…weathered…but good…

And here are those pics…of Heidi Klum…just having a good time…because she’s won at life..and all it took was being hot…good deal.

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2016

03

Oct

Heidi Klum’s 100 Years Old Body Doing Bikini Shoots of the Day

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Heidi Klum is a 100 year old freak of nature. I am going to assume that dude with the MAKITA power tool is either with an Air Compressor, or a Staple gun to keep her GUNT in place…

I mean that, or she’s a product of Nazi Germany, that wasn’t that long ago in the grand scheme of Humanity, and Heidi Klum’s life, and in being a product of Nazi Germany she’s both Genetically modified and ages great thanks to the good old genetic/human experiments designed in the BAYER labs when creating Asprin….and a sexual deviant who likes getting shit on or maybe she’s the one doing the shitty after being violated by Seal’s arm sized penis that made her a bunch of babies…

There’s video….on her instagram…

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Here she is jumping into bed…

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Here she is seducing you so over exposed you can’t tell she’s 100 years old….

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Seriously…this is like some of those handjob tutorials you see in porn…

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2016

09

Aug

Heidi Klum in a Bikini of the Day

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Heidi Klum is playing it up for the paparzzi – while wearing her bikini – because I guess she likes the attention, loves the camera, and feels like she’s in her element…

We know how easy the German people are to please people they deem worth pleasing….whether it’s a client, a boss, HITLER, or SEAL and his massive penis that made her an army of beige children…just to prove that her sexual fetishes of being stretched out in the pussy like a good German Dominatrix, who comes with Golden Showers….is more important than building an Aryan race….in a “Look how much of a Nazi I am not”…

I like to assume that Heidi Klum was created or is a product of Lebensborn –

“Lebensborn e.V. (literally: “Fount of Life”) was an SS-initiated, state-supported, registered association in Nazi Germany with the goal of raising the birth rate of “Aryan” children via extramarital relations of persons classified as “racially pure and healthy” based on Nazi racial hygiene and health ideology.”

Because she looks like something that genetic modification would make on the back of millions of Jews….I mean that or breast implants..while on her back for billionaire Jews…at Victoria’s Secret…you know…models…

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2016

05

Aug

Heidi Klum’s See Through Shirt of the Day

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I like to think when Hitler was trying to kill off the jews – and I guess black people – and retards to create a superior race in the aryan image, despite not having the aryan image, but rather being dark haired, and creepily obsessed with the aryan look, enough that the people bought into his bullshit because I guess he was a great marketer…

I also like to think that Heidi Klum was part of his superior human programming / breeding to create that image…because at 100 years old – after many fucking kids with a black dude with a huge cock- she’s still lookin’ hot…

I also like to think that as a German woman, she’s probably into weird German fetishes and getting shit on.

Germans…

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