Heidi Klum is wearing a late 80s bathing suit as a tribute to when she was in her 30s…back in ’89 when the fall of the Berlin Wall happened and she was able to crawl out of communist and make her oppressed people proud by working as a titty model in America, where she didn’t need to smuggle their audio cassettes and Levis jeans in through a sophisticated network of bootleggers…..but instead she could fuck the people in the audio cassettes and make a half dozen kids with them….KISSED BY A ROSE….motherfuckers…

She’s got her tits out because she doesn’t care that she’s old as shit, her Nazi Eugentics program did her right and her weird husband from a band seems to just fuck her all the time, which may be part of their brand, but that I believe because she just gives off that drippy old pussy that is always tingling, half retard rubbing up against inanimate object for relief vibe.

Through the instagram filters, her inappropriate elderly behavior looks less elderly, so here it is.

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