Alysha Newman is a Canadian pervert and exhibitionist who sells low level nude content to her fans because it gets her off and gets her paid.

She’s a high testosterone because she’s an athlete, horny and perverted because all these people train in these sports and the only downtime they get is fucking each other in the downtime.

She’s a Bronze medal winning pole vaulter, who doesn’t vault poles into her pussy for her OnlyFans, because she’s a PG-13 OnlyFans Content producer.

She’s just proof that girls love money, or that Pole Vaulting doesn’t pay that much, so it’s more lucrative to let your fans pay to see your tits.

She hasn’t lost any brand sponsors, when you’d think in the past a girl would be kicked off the Olympic Team for her side hustle of prostituting herself or producing pornography, but Canada is inclusive and diverse and see sex work as real work, but also need all the medals they can get and if Newman was a low level athlete, they’d probably be a little more strict.

Remember, there are non porn producing pole vaulters in Canada who would have loved the chance to go to the Olympics, but Newman is better than them, so send the whore to Paris….

Anyway, literal Olympic winning tits may not mean the same thing as what you’d call Olympic tits on a girl giving you a lap dance and I don’t even know if coming in third even counts as being an Olympic winner, but it’s Friday, so we’ll run with it.

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