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2023

27

Dec

Heidi Klum’s Grabbing her Tit for Instagram of the Day

Heidi Klum is on vacation, so naturally she’s producing content around her tits as she works her way into being in her 50s.

Possibly unable to accept that she’s weathered, menopausal, broken and leathery….the smells of her pussy rot from all those years of using her pussy for personal gain, so she’s trying to use the tits for as much attention and validation as she can get.

Possibly just letting her true whore colors shine through in the public because she doesn’t need to pretend she’s a conservative and modest lingerie model, but instead that she’d do porn if the lingerie model thing didn’t happen for her.

Bored rich people…but unfortunately not bored enough to laugh a porn company, release some sex tapes, show more labia, all leathery and thick from use, like an old wallet…her mainstream career would suffer and there’s too much money in that to fuck up….but she may eventually get dropped by the mainstream and be forced to do porn for attention and even if she’s in her 80s when it happens…I’ll watch because I am a pervert but also a supporter of elderly people doing porn because of the whole one last hurrah, living out that weird bucket list weirdness that warms my pervert soul…it also makes working the old folks home more interesting.

I’m more interested in her hot big titty daughter who has been raised by a high profile prostitute, but I’ve always liked the mom and daughter duos at the stripclub, it’s happened more often than you’d expect on the Day Shift, but being able to compare and contrast the tits always fun and being able to see a degenerate mother’s degeneracy get passed down to her daughter is even more fun….

Generational sex work is something far more special than passing on the family Chirstmas Yule Log recipe….

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