Apple Martin may be one of the dumbest celebrity names for their children in our lifetimes, but she is not 19 years old and we can ignore her idiotic name and focus on her tits instead, all thanks to celebrity mother Gwyneth who has put the daughter on her instagram feed in bikini.

It’s one of those shameless attention seeking rich kid that provided Gwyneth Paltrow a career. Her mom was an actress and her dad was a director and for that reason alone she felt entitled to get in all those movies before realizing she had a bigger purpose in life, which is a lifestyle brand for women to get into insane rich lady trends like steaming their cunts and other things to make Gwyneth billions of dollars. Arguably more annoying and detrimental to women than her acting career, but who fucking cares about women falling for her bullshit, I’m here for the daughter’s tits.

You see, having a daughter she finds hot is something she must show off because she’s a show off, so whether Apple and her dumb name want it or not, she’s going to be a public figure in some capacity, obviously already set for life between her two parents, but that doesn’t mean she can’t do influencer shit, or other shit with those tits.

I never found Paltrow hot, but celebrity kids when they become adults after living that vapid rich kid life with half retard celebrity parents who think they are super important, makes for an interesting breed of human….so I’ll stare at those tits.

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