As it turns out, Heidi Klum has decided from doing the America’s Got Talent show, that it doesn’t require actual talent to have a hit song, you just need to find a hook that you can push down people’s throats, and not even an original hook and then produce the shit out of the audio so that your voice is so altered with AI and technology that it sounds good enough…

So her hook is the 1980s Corey Hart song Sunglasses at night, which was a hit in Montreal where Corey Hart was from. It had a second life in the early 2000s in Montreal because local techno hero TIGA did a remix of it and now Heidi Klum’s brought her own version, produced by super DJ Tiesto….

She’s making it go viral on TikTok, which I am sure makes Corey Hart happy, the song that keeps on giving….and that I am sure will be a big banger this summer, because the general public are retards and like recycled hits.

If she really wants to make it a hit, she just needs to get LENI KLUM, her marketing hook and hot daughter with big tits, rolling around in lingerie with visible bush, nips and asshole..that’s all we need…or a sex tape…that would work….because LENI is the new HEIDI….even though Heidi is HANGING on hard and dropping viral songs in her 50s…

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