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2023

28

Nov

Heidi and Leni Klum Bring the Holiday Cheer with Intimissimi of the Day

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I don’t know if this is a new shoot of the mom/daughter duo designed to trigger perverts with mom/daughter fetishes around the world, probably also designed as Leni’s being reveal since her big tits were revealed, while Heidi rides off her daughter’s big tit relevance.

I don’t think it matters if it’s a new shoot, or just the old content resurfacing for the holiday season because the brand got a lot of ad impressions off the hype that comes from a mom and her daughter showing off their big tits in lingerie….

I just know that your family holiday season will not be as jerk-off-able, so we need these pros to give us something to either aspire to, or to help bring visuals we can fixate on to speak to our weird fetishes like mom’s and daughter posing in lingerie around the Christmas tree with some holiday cheer, or in their case…big tits.

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2023

10

Nov

Heidi Klum Brings Out her German Tits in a Bra of the Day

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German born Heidi Klum, who you can assume comes from a family of Nazis, since anyone in Germany in the 30s and 40s were Nazis, and the fact that she’s clearly a Eugenics project that was initiated by the ROCKET SCIENTISTS employed by the NAZI party in efforts to create the perfect human, unless this is just AI filters, BOTOX injections and all the other fake shit old weathered bitches do to themselves to look like strippers and porn chicks, but classier.

Clearly, she’s doing everything she can to distract people from being of NAZI roots, in these wild and crazy times, and the best way to do that is something we can assume she learned early in the career, is showing tit.

Unfortunately not her hot daughter’s tit, but rather her tits, and I’m just surprised her co-host Howie Mandell isn’t in the frame just to further prove she’s not anti-semetic like her heritage would suggest.

TITTIES.

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2023

18

Aug

Heidi Klum Topless Tanning of the Day

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In barely important news, the sex worker who doesn’t know she is a sex worker, because she was endorsed by a high volume mall underwear company, making her think she was special, legitimate, and a natural talent with all the sex she had with important people who advanced her career…Heidi Klum, a German favorite, despite the whole history of Nazism, which is potentially the reason her tits still look this good at her old as fuck mom of many run through by all kinds of dick, assuming they are real..EUGENICS….

So while thinking she’s so clever, funny, compelling, talented, as a set of tits and as a TV HOST or TV producer, since she even has some shows under her thong strap….she’s also realized that as an old, menopausal, titty model, it’d make sense to bust out the tits the European way for the paparazzi, because it will generate some attention, turn her on and show off that her tits are defying the laws of aging….which is weird but not werid enough to not stare at them….like the blessing they are…

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2023

26

May

Heidi Klum Nip Slip of the Day

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FLASHABACK FRIDAY

Do you remember when HEIDI KLUM’s big EUGENICS granny tits were falling out of her slutty dress in CANNES from yesterday….

THOSE WERE THE GOOD OLD DAYS weren’t there…

So why not do a FLASHBACK FRIDAY inspired by the GOOD OLD DAYS of Heidi Klum’s nipple slip in Cannes yesterday….

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2023

02

May

Leni and Heidi Klum Lingerie of the Day

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I assume these are some new or re-released pics from Leni Klum’s big debut as a big breasted young model with a famous mom for a model, which taps into a lot of perverted fantasies that I wouldn’t be surprised Heidi Klum is well aware of since she comes from an era of girls having to suck dick to get ahead, unless they were planted there to push agendas, which probably meant they had to suck dick to get ahead also, because ultimately, success comes with making dudes come…it’s basic science…even if you were created in a Nazi Germany Eugenics lab for this purpose….

The point is, people are pretty excited by the little Leni with the big tits who I guess is like 18 or 19 now, which is why she’s been stripped down with her mother’s approval, hell the mom’s in the pics with her, knowing being masturbation fodder for the masses is a lucrative career path…I mean look where it brought Heidi, why wouldn’t she want the same opportunities to her trust fund baby who doesn’t need the money to do life better or with more purpose, rather than just collecting an allowance!

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2022

21

Nov

Heidi Klum in Some Lingerie Pants for Elton John’s Concert of the Day

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I guess Heidi Klum and her husband went to some Elton John Farewell tour because he’s finally going to give into his AIDS and die off, you know instead of spending all that AIDS money he makes with his AIDS charity on himself but instead giving it to the people with AIDS, as if they want to ever cure AIDSs, when they can just give them cocktails of drugs that make the pharma industry a lot of money, while giving the same cocktail of drugs to people who don’t have AIDS as a preventative measure to not get AIDS, meaning keeping AIDS alive but not a death sentence is really the sweet spot you’d want to keep AIDS profitable….

ANYWAY, the old as shit pervert who we know has been used by all the right dick to help her get to the top, because you know she HAD to be passed around when working her way into underwear modelling, and working her way into hosting when underwear modelling ended….which is why she smiles her way through it because her life is rockin’…..and her German Sex Club pragmatic ways paid off and apparently so did her EUGENICS.

Anyway, she wore what looks like lingerie and obviously didn’t waste the chance to selfie that shit because that’s the whole point of having tits, even if they are menopausa…you don’t let being a product of EUGENICS go to waste.

The crazy thing is, she still looks hot…

Here she is being age appropriate in a white swimsuit!

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2022

15

Jul

Heidi Klum Nipple of the Day

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Part of me appreciates that Heidi Klum, despite being a fucking dinosaur, still feels compelled to post bottom feeding slutty content, like the underwear modeling career she built her TV hosting career was actually her calling, and the hosting is just bonus thanks to her being in the scene for being a hot chick, and having a wild and weird personality that the producers were drawn to because she was a famous hot chick.

She’s about 80 years old, so this is almost shocking content, but it goes to show you that you don’t have to rot as fast as the others when you’ve got the superior genetics thanks to eugenics programs during Nazi Germany that led to her creation in a lab somewhere…..

Her body is looking pretty banging and along with being old as shit she’s got about 35 kids, has been railed by Seal who is named seal because his penis is the size of a sea, which for those who don’t know can weigh upwards of 280 pounds, and this bitch had it UP INSIDE her often…..GERMANS….and their BDSM fillings…

ANYWAY….the slutty content for a dinosaur is weird, but tells you a little about Heidi and her willingness or eagerness to be jerked off to after all these years of being jerked off to…and I think it’s pretty fucking great……because she looks good and I an pretend she’s not in her 70s….by staring at the tits.

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2022

11

Jan

Heidi Klum No Panties of the Day

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Heidi Klum still looks good on instagram…..maybe it’s a crack team of digital editors who know how to make a dinosaur look like it’s still in the prime years of her life and not about to dive down that dried up pussy menopause journey that she’ll likely ignore because she’s not that kind of lady….not one to be a granny who bakes cookies…but rather a granny who makes men want to do everything in their power to knock her up…knowing that the menopause is just a roadblock and with enough fucus and cum they can power through it together….you know…cuz she’s hot…and worthy of cumming inside even if her pussy turns to sandpaper or dust as it does…there is LUBE for that…and really the dry pussy friction is a god-send to the small cocks…IT ALLOWS THEM TO FEEL something even if it’s painful….YOU CAN POWER THROUGH IT…if you’re inside of HEIDI KLUM and not some other old bitch that doesn’t look like this…

I know what you’re thinking, she’s a happily married woman who clearly has a lot of sex with her rockstar husband…when you’re rich…you can live in luxury and fuck all day because you can pay people do to all the menial shit for you…like raise your kids…but yes, you can still fantasize about fucking a married women, if she’s famous and will never EVER fuck you back…especially when she’s just an AUGMENTED REALITY VERSION of herself…

Unless you weren’t thinking that, but more into the whole wearing a stripper dress despite being a dinosaur since women, even expensive ones, dress cheap when getting cheap clicks…likes and follows….

But I think you should be thinking about cumming in her instead, assuming you weren’t…..which I don’t.

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2021

30

Dec

Heidi Klum Bikini Tits of the Day

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Horny pervert Heidi Klum doesn’t fuck around…she’s old, a mom of many, but still got her massive tits out in a bikini and they look fuking good.

I’ve called her a product of Eugenics forever and I believe that she was created through selective breeding practices developed in Nazi Germany with her grand parents, and even if this is just a fluke and not industrialized eugenics from her Nazi history, it’s good.

What I am saying is that she’s aging well, clearly on the child blood transfusions, HGH like they’re saying Bezos is on, or maybe it’s just abortion stem cell treatment, just not her abortions, since she seems to bring all her kids to fruition…

The point is…LOOK AT THOSE TItties in your face as her husband looks the other direction, probably bored of them and all her incessant sex demands…to remind you how bad you are at life…

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2021

18

Nov

Heidi Klum Ass of the Day

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It must suck to be a woman Heidi Klum’s age and having to live up to the new standard of what near 50 year old women should look like because most old as shit women can’t pull this off.

I guess you could argue that when Heidi Klum was a top model, she was already substantially hotter than the girls her age. Husbands would look at her VS work and jerk off instead of fucking their wife because pornography has been ruining the sanctitude of marriage for a long time, but I would argue that when the now 50 year olds were 30, they were substantially hotter then than they are now….while KLUM pretty much stayed the fucking same…

The weird thing about her is that she does the whole slutty influencer thing where she shows off her body, but I guess when you’ve built an empire being a whore they pretend is a top model, you just keep it going.

I’ve been to many stripclubs, with many old ladies stripping because that’s all they know….hell, I run a blog no one reads despite blogs being an outdated concept because it is all I know…so I get it on a level, and more importantly, when looking this good, it’d be wrong for her to not show off the power of NAZI EUGENICS programs that we’ll assume made her….was she made in a lab? I don’t know her backstory but I’ll assume she was since nothing is real.

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