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2022

11

Jan

Heidi Klum No Panties of the Day

Heidi Klum still looks good on instagram…..maybe it’s a crack team of digital editors who know how to make a dinosaur look like it’s still in the prime years of her life and not about to dive down that dried up pussy menopause journey that she’ll likely ignore because she’s not that kind of lady….not one to be a granny who bakes cookies…but rather a granny who makes men want to do everything in their power to knock her up…knowing that the menopause is just a roadblock and with enough fucus and cum they can power through it together….you know…cuz she’s hot…and worthy of cumming inside even if her pussy turns to sandpaper or dust as it does…there is LUBE for that…and really the dry pussy friction is a god-send to the small cocks…IT ALLOWS THEM TO FEEL something even if it’s painful….YOU CAN POWER THROUGH IT…if you’re inside of HEIDI KLUM and not some other old bitch that doesn’t look like this…

I know what you’re thinking, she’s a happily married woman who clearly has a lot of sex with her rockstar husband…when you’re rich…you can live in luxury and fuck all day because you can pay people do to all the menial shit for you…like raise your kids…but yes, you can still fantasize about fucking a married women, if she’s famous and will never EVER fuck you back…especially when she’s just an AUGMENTED REALITY VERSION of herself…

Unless you weren’t thinking that, but more into the whole wearing a stripper dress despite being a dinosaur since women, even expensive ones, dress cheap when getting cheap clicks…likes and follows….

But I think you should be thinking about cumming in her instead, assuming you weren’t…..which I don’t.

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