Heidi Klum is an inspiration to girls everywhere.

If you put your Eugenics made tits out there first, you can achieve anything.

You can have a kid with a billionaire scammer.

You can marry a top selling love song singing Seal…and have kids with him.

You can work for BIG UNDERWEAR and BIG BIKINI well into your 90s….like it was still the 90s.

You can even hot TV shows that give you producer credits.

You just have to put yourself out there, or put your tits and ass out there, or use your vagina as a jack that slowly rise you to the top of the whorin’ food chain, while other whores are out there sucking dick for fake Louis Vuiton purses.

The point is, she’s an inspiration to tit owners and uterus owners, since genders don’t exist anymore, EVERYWHERE…

Heidi is posing tits out for the bikini billboard, in what seems to be the same bikini she is wearing in the billboard, just a double the Heidi double the fun level of self involvement the average person who hates themselves can’t relate to. Could you imagine letting someone take a picture of you, knowing it would be a billboard, then filming yourself going to see yourself in the billboard. Sounds like a nightmare to me, but not to the right kind of whore like Heidi…

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Heidi Klum may be old as shit and. reminder of the German Eugenics program of the 1940s, which designed her to be their Aryan Princess all these generations later…

However she is quite skilled and her ability in getting half naked to promote and sell products is solid.

Her fanbase eager to jerk off to her, even in her 50s…

So delivering this kind of content is disturbing as a concept, no one wants to see an old lady half naked…but in Heidi’s masterful deliver of an old lady half naked, they’ll jerk off to it…

With age comes experience and rot…but the experience sometimes outweighs the rot…

FASCINATING.

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I am not an advocate of old ladies stripping down into bikinis under any and all circumstances.

I am not against anyone in a bikini, even old ladies.

I just think it is something they can do at the resort, beach, pool but why bother documenting it for social media because you are passed your prime.

Not to mention, at 50+ you’d assume that there’s no real need to be involved in bikini smut content, even if you starve yourself, do pilates and look alright, I’m far more into the archive.

I do not like the Girl Power level of hype that comes with Old Hot Ladies in bikinis…..

I understand that Heidi Klum is being paid for this, but she has enough money.

I understand that she loves being stripped down and in photos, it’s done a lot for her in her life, so it’s like throwing a bone at a gutter whore who needs that bone to feel validated, doing humilating shit, like getting pissed on, or whatever.

I understand that the average person can be like “looks good” and not bother even realizing she’s in her 50s, because they don’t look into it that hard, they just see the bikinis.

I also understand that because of those things, she likes to “HUMBLE BRAG” her way to “I’m hotter than your typical 50 year old”…while stilling being 50 and that in and of itself is gross.

The average Heidi Klum fan has a decade of her bikini work from when she was in her 20s that they can pull up. Revisiting that should be as fulfilling since it’s the reason you love her. The current version of her is almost irrelevant, even if you are into doing the side by side comparisons for fun….we’ve got the archive.

The psycho Heidi fan, who thinks they are in a relationship and have been for 20 years, you know who thinks she is the only woman in the world, may appreciate this photoshopped shit, because it allows them to feel like they are growing older together in their state of fanatic psychosis creep…..and shouldn’t be catered to.

If anything, the only good from this is showing off her Nazi Eugenics human engineering is fine for the science people out there who like Eugenics to create a master race of people….

Showing off her subtle surgeries to make her seem less like a 50 year old also fine for the people out there into comsmetic procedures that turn women into muppets when they go too far….they all go too far…

The only good from this is that it makes other 50 year olds, even some 30 year olds feel like shit about them sevles because they don’t have this body, while this fossilized pussy, they PETRIFIED WOOD pussy does…so we can hope the unrealistic body images they complained about follow them throughout their lives, reminding them there is always someone hotter than them at ANY age and punishes them for making models ugly fat chicks with dicks, instead of actual hot chicks, all because they didn’t like being reminded that they were ugly….HAUNT THOSE LIBTARD BLUE HAIR FREAKS for the damage they’ve done….

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Heidi Klum is a fucking dinosaur. There is no way that the mom of a dozen who has been fisted by Seal’s dick many fucking times is still fertile.

Yet despite aging out and rotting from her Uterus in ways that make a woman officially no longer useful to men everywhere who are into fucking….she is still being paid the big money to get half naked in swimsuits like she was a budding young flower, new to the industry, taking all the dick she had to take to get where she had to go.

She’s been impressive, she’s accomplished a lot and she still looks better than most 20 years old.

Making her one of the rare “Menopause is Hot” girls, something dudes who typically fuck menopausals cuz it’s all they can get, try to convince you of because they can’t get pregnant….

Meanwhile, you’re at the age where spreading your seed and being fruitful should be your only objective in leaving that legacy….

Why be a stepfather when you can be a deadbeat dad….

Where cumming inside chicks should have a better outcome than just providing a dry old lady pussy some lubrication….

Where fucking Heidi Klum ends with EVIDENCE that you fucked Heidi Klum in the form of a kid who could be the Next Leni Klum or at least one who gets you to meet the current Leni Klum at the family reunion….

Not that anyone of us is fucking Heidi Klum, but if they were, not getting her pregnant when cumming in her is not really a selling feature that is typically the only selling feature menopause has..

Point being, here’s here bikini content..

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In the event you were wondering, and I am sure you were wondering….Heidi Klum has big tits…

She brought the tits to Cannes, who are apparently trying to scale down on the whore dresses by instilling a dress code this year, since everyone is an exhibitionist trash can of a person looking to go viral.

Which they can do easily by hitting the beaches of Cannes in their French National Bikini Top which is NO TOP…

So unleash these bad boys granny…and while we wait for those pics to happen or get released, we’ll look at her tits pushing the limits of the Cannes dresscode she’s stretching out like Seal’s Penis did to her…

When old and with tits – use the tit.

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Heidi Klum is 50 years old but she hasn’t given up on being jerk off material for dudes.

Some people are terrified by old ladies in bikinis that are not very age appropriate, but I believe that I am able to power through it and appreciate it happening…whether it’s as tight, fit, youthful, perky or freshly scented as it once was….and whether it’s old, flappy, saggy, slopping and smelling like dead animal found on the side of the road from all the use the ass has had…it’s still an ass that is better than the average 30 year old who doesn’t put any effort into herself….while Heidi’s here doing everything she fucking can to be jerked off it…

I generally don’t approve of this old lady in thong shit, but I figure we’re better experiencing it than not…it makes us stronger and better people.

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Heidi Klum’s got big tits they need a make-up artist to cover all the aging sag and stretch marks, German BDSM and second hand Lupus from Seal scarring…

Her tits, at least at her age is pretty much all she’s got going for her, along with piles of money and a celebrity from being a bikini model you wanted to fuck for 3-4 decades.

She may have strategically tried to stop the rot pretty well, managing to not look as 60 years old as she is. Probably with the right face injections, but we’ll pretend it’s Nazi technology that carried on into her generation from the Eugenics program.

However, someone sent me pics of her daughter from before she got work done to look more like Heidi and it seems there may be a surgeon close to the family, maybe living in the basement like the Kardashaians have, to give them that marketable hotness they need to succeed.

Not that Heidi needs to have that compelling model face to suck us all in, she knows as much as we know that her big tits are enough.

They are big tits that sucked up in back in the 90s when she started this run at being jerked off to by the masses so hard they give her TV shows to host.

They are big tits that have re-invented the German mother with big tits who instead of making Schnitzel and Struddels with her big tits hanging over the kitchen counter, are big tits in a bikini.

I guess is great marketing for the Germany of tomorrow….one that makes you wonder if her big tits have ever been shit on, because there was a time when Germans were known for their SCAT like they were Japanese.

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Heidi Klum may represent the golden age of tits in marketing, because she’s old as shit and from an era where people didn’t cry, whine, become outraged and if they did, weren’t listened to by the brands, so they’d just keep on pushing that kind of content on us, with hot chicks, big tits, selling product….

However, that was a long fucking time ago and unlike the memories of that golden age, which I do think is making a comeback because young people like old people are wired to like hot chicks with tit…..Heidi Klum hasn’t bene left in the past as a memory, she’s instead got old as shit in the process of life we call aging.

She’s not terribly disgusting for an old lady, which isn’t saying much since she’s an old lady….

But she’s disgusting enough for being an old lady to not be such an exhibitionist wth her bikini content whoring….

We’ll still look at it because it represents hope while being a reminder that old ladies are gross, even if we’re willing to fuck em because we are men and that’s our duty….

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Heidi Klum may be pretty old, which could be why she’s always acting horny, you know higher testosterone in her menopause that dries her pussy up and makes her more like a dude. She’s in her 50s, it happens.

The reality is that she’s probably always been pretty horny, because in the 90s, when she happened as a titty model, you know dicks got sucked.

Then there was the whole SEAL years, where like an Eskimo in the arctic, she Seal hunted, only in her Seal hunt her pussy was the one getting clubbed by a Tribal cock bigger than her arm.

At the time, she had been whoring so heavily and was extremely famous, so she probably needed the big black cock to feel anything.

All those producers, casting agents and people in fashion may not be hung like an African, but when you’re as prolific as Heidi must have been, damage gets done.

This is all speculative but the old bag of shit got herself into a skimpy bikini, old lady tits out on New Years and shared it with the internet like some kind of GILF fetish porn producer, only rich, famous, a TV host and all the other accomplishments she’s had makes her whoring more superficial and fun than a means to pay rent. Which is the BORING kind of whoring.

I’ll still watch it happen though.

I have nothing better to do.

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Heidi Klum is 100 fucking years old but totally comfortable taking her whoring to the instagram level of whoring.

It’s a transition that probably wasn’t all that hard to do for a set of tits that has been whoring since the 90s.

It was a “do what you did with all those rich me in order to become what you have become”….only on instagram for a bunch of low level perverts…

That’s all the instagram hustle really is, catering to the low level perverts for likes and follows, like catering to the rich and connected dudes for money and work…and both work seamlessly for the right chicks to dominate.

Klum is on vacation, topless cuz she’s European, still a cast member on a Disney owned show, so they are ok with this European whoring…and as a VS model we all started at in catalog form pushing 50, she could be a fuck of a lot worse and a fuck of a lot more boring…so keep on bringing the tits…the Euguenics program didn’t kill all those people in Nazi Germany for her to not celebrate their accomplishments.

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