Heidi Klum may be pretty old, which could be why she’s always acting horny, you know higher testosterone in her menopause that dries her pussy up and makes her more like a dude. She’s in her 50s, it happens.

The reality is that she’s probably always been pretty horny, because in the 90s, when she happened as a titty model, you know dicks got sucked.

Then there was the whole SEAL years, where like an Eskimo in the arctic, she Seal hunted, only in her Seal hunt her pussy was the one getting clubbed by a Tribal cock bigger than her arm.

At the time, she had been whoring so heavily and was extremely famous, so she probably needed the big black cock to feel anything.

All those producers, casting agents and people in fashion may not be hung like an African, but when you’re as prolific as Heidi must have been, damage gets done.

This is all speculative but the old bag of shit got herself into a skimpy bikini, old lady tits out on New Years and shared it with the internet like some kind of GILF fetish porn producer, only rich, famous, a TV host and all the other accomplishments she’s had makes her whoring more superficial and fun than a means to pay rent. Which is the BORING kind of whoring.

I’ll still watch it happen though.

I have nothing better to do.

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