In the event you didn’t know, I have established a thong fetish that I didn’t really know that I had until relatively recently.

In the 90s when women were transitioning the right way, not this gay growing their clit out to be a dick while cutting off their tits way, but the transition from the comfortable full back cotton to the racier thong, I felt it was a little exhilarating to witness those thong reveals, thong panty-lines and even whaletails so that you KNEW the thong was on….

Like the Brazilian Bald Pussy bikini wax, when every chick got into a thong because the female hive mind works that way, hence all these really successful instagram brands, you just need to get a few onboard and the rest will follow as a fear of missing out tidal wave that makes billions……

So I got bored of the thong, forgot about the thong, moved onto other things to get horny over…

BUT THE THONG is back in my life baby, so I’ll look at thong pics all day…..even when they are on Kaia Gerber, the heiress to the Tequila fortune, who despite never having to work a day in her life is starved out and forced to model and act to appease her mother in a “WE DIDN’T CLONE ME FOR YOU TO BE A FAT SLACKER”….

She in Cabo for vacation because the family has a house there, it’s where their tequila concept materialized when their industrious minds decided to exploit the local culture and monetize as rich fucks do.

SHe is in that THONG bikini with a microscopic ass you may like because you’re a creep who likes weird bodies that make your dick look less microscopic. The best kind of optical illusion.

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