Kaia Gerber’s got her nipples out and it’s really not all that exciting.

It could be that I am getting older, but I’ve never head any testosterone based on my man tits, so I doubt it’s got anything to do with that. My constant impotence has never got in the way from me sexualizing even the most subtle cleavage, if anything my impotence created a mental disorder where I sexualize anything and everything, objectifying in the most toxic of masculine way, almost as if I am a parody of the Misogyny that they are so against…IMAGINE THAT….

So I guess, I just don’t find Kaia Gerber hot, because I don’t find Cindy Crawford hot, although I did make eye contact with her accidentally when she was walking into a hotel in Montreal many years ago and I did feel part of my soul die, probably how she manipulated the world to be her oyster….some people just have that skill…even not so hots…

SO when the whole Kaia surfaced as a model and now an actor happened, where people called her MINI CINDY, I was like what the fuck ever….despite appreciating a skinny bitch.

NOW that Kaia is booking bigger acting jobs, living her mom’s dream life that she was bred to live, despite the family having stupid money thanks to celeb friends, tequila brands, and her mom being Cindy Crawford…she’s even less interesting.

I guess, people who win bore me, bring me MORE fucking losers….I’ll stare at their tits with more enthusiasm and excitement.

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Kaia Gerber, the young model who was groomed by her momma to hop into the shitty fashion and model world that made her momma a ton of money in hopes of giving momma Cindy some clout in her old age, that her pussy created some skinny model greatness, while likely starving her out and teaching her the model ways starting at birth. It was part of the strategy…

You’d probably have to be a shitty person or shitty parent to want to run your daughter through a pretty shitty industry, especially when daddy and mommy have a combined net work of like 500 million dollars, there’s absolutely no need for her to be a model, or in that whole scene, unless she’s some sort of sacrifice to level up in their Satanic social class system

Shes’ in some fetish gear, since the whorification of the modern woman is real and they need these influencers to push that whole agenda on the youth who may look up to them….and I’m ok with the whole whorification of the modern woman, since they were always whores, best if they are whores in their outfit choices, so those of us who don’t appeal to whores, get to benefits of whoredom TOO….

This outfit is from Charlotte Lawrence’s slutty birthday party

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Kaia Gerber is down in Mexico, probably at the family compound where her dad and his other rich friends came up with the concept of appropriating Mexican culture by finding a tequila producer that they buy cheap tequila from, to market and sell to Americans at a super premium pice through marketing, only to sell it for a billion dollars….

She is the super fucking skinny Cindy Crawford daughter who gets marketed as her young twin, which has got the conspiracy theorist in me wondering if she’s a clone….

However, looking at her little ass and lack of a waist-to-hip ratio, I think her place in the world of the reptilian satanic elite is far weirder…

If you’ve ever seen Sleep Away Camp, the 80s movie where the girl ends up having a dick because her crazy aunt who adopted her always wanted a girl, you’ll get where I am going with this.

The Satanists like inverted truth and there’s a huge conspiracy that a lot of the babes in Hollywood are actually dudes, so if that’s true, the idea that Crawford, a stage parent, since her model daughter could be in med school or running her own brand or learning actual life skills, but instead has been put into modelling….

SO yeah, the stage mom who wanted her daughter to continue the family legacy of models since they don’t need the money….would NEED to have a daughter, so with a few paid off doctors, she’s rich, she could have created one AFTER BIRTH….

It’s not that far fetched when looking at the ass straight on, from the side, it’s got more pop to it, but I guess we’ll have to ask PETE DAVIDSON for his insider scoop on the pussy, since he was apparently up in it with his potential AIDS dick, and he’d likely know if it was an actual vagina, or an anus with a set of balls hanging over it.

Either way, she’s skinny and a model, so who cares if the CONSPIRACY is real or not, she’s in a THONG bikini and that’s a GOOD time…especially on ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG THURSDAY.

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I feel like I am at one of Cindy Crawford’s weird celebrity rich people parties back when Kaia Gerber was 12 and forced to walk around for the rich perverts in her underwear, you know, because they’re so liberal and free spirited in their fucking perversions!!

Mainly because Kaia Gerber’s skinny as fuck and looks like she’s prepubescent despite being in her 20s, years after being banged out by industry puppet and propagandist Pete Davidson, who is arguably the real pervert in all this!

I don’t know if Cindy Crawford, or any of the celeb parents actually sexualize their kids or lend them to their friends in part of some Satanic ritual, but I like that storyline that’s been more and more viral over the last two years as people assume SATANISM is the reason our lives are like this, or why fucked up agendas are pushed on us, instead of just assuming that SHITTY people rise to the top of the food chain and are just power hungry and greedy and insular in supporting their their own people!

HOWEVER, I do know that her family are rich as shit, her dad sold his booze brand for like 500 milion dollars and she could be doing anything, doctoring, lawyering, running her own cool hotel in the tropics, but instead is half naked modeling, and you know her mom starved her out, put her on puberty blockers, made some calls to make this happen and it all seems pretty vapid, egotistical, but that’s obviously the MALIBU dream these idiots have!

I’m all for skinny chicks, but there’s something creepy about this skinny chick, who is a weird empty, soulless copy of her mom, maybe she’s just a clone and not actually a child, what do I know, I just know Cindy Crawford 2.0’s revival is unnecessary and BORING!

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Nothing like a celebrity daughter who is now a model of her own because she was raised in a morally void environment surrounded by the worst kind of demons who figured “throw her into modelling, that’ll learn her some responsibility”….almost like a farmer or homesteading family having a bunch of kids for chore, you know for survival, on these homesteaders are worth 100s of millions of dollars, have houses all over the place and figure “give her something to do”….

I don’t know if this is her interpretation of Pete Davidson’s AIDS cock, but we’ll assume that it is….

I do know that tattoos disgust me, especially sporadic prison tattoos that make a girl look dirty in the wrong way, like that she needs to be hosed down and not like she needs to be hosed down by your piss…there’s a difference…

She is potentially naked, definitely in panties, is skinny, so whatever, worth lookin’ at a rich kid being exploited…instead of just living at one of their resort like properties off her fucking allowance…it’s an “EARN YOUR KEEP BY SURROUNDING YOURSELF WITH THE WORST PEOPLE DOING THE WORST THING TO PUSH BULLSHIT PRODUCTS AND AGENDAS NO ONE NEEDS”…

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Here’s Kaia Gerber, Pete Davidson’s pussy he broke in, before deciding her wanted a clown ass that was three to six times the size of this one…becasue he was done with fuckng girls who look 12 and was more into girls who look like cartoons or caricatures of humans you get on the boardwalk on the Jersey Shore, where he should be vacationing, but for whatever reason he’s the biggest thing in entertainment…

Speaking of human trafficking, you know his dad died in 9/11….and now he’s famous…and then there’s the whole rumors that celebs pass their kids around to their friends, which I don’t believe but it is a conspiracy for a reason….a reason I call HAYDEN PANETTIERE….remember that Rob Lowe story? I do….but the internet erased it, as it does with lots of things including but not limited to DRUNKENSTEPFATHER.com…

Anyway, if you think Human Trafficking is over now that Maxwell is “going down”…which I think involves getting reconstructive surgery and being sent to the Caribbean or South Pacific to live out her life at a luxury compound…you know the kind of PRISON people with such deep connections has…you’re an idiot…

Speaking of idiots, here’s Kaia Gerber’s ass in a skimpy bathing suit, not being the top model ass I’d want to see in a thong, since there’s not really an ass there and it’s almost creepy….and that’s coming from someone who traditionally thinks the SKINNIER the better…but in this case…I’m just getting weird vibes….

BUT IT IS A TOP MODEL with a TOP MODEL MOM being LUXURIOUS and BETTER than US in a THONG…whether I find it hot or not is irrelevant..so HERE. TAKE IT.

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Pretending to be a model, posing like an model, for your own selfie, is pretty obnoxious and if you leave the house you’ll see girls doing that all the LIVE LONG DAY…

However, when you are a clone of a 90s top model, whether from some weird lab in the mountains of Malibu behind her dad’s Cafe Havana where him and Clooney fuck on their pile of money….or just from her mom’s UTE, that’s code for UTERUS….the model poses are the normal poses a motherfucker does…SHE doesn’t know how to pose in any way other than model poses…

Its’ like when you see a hunting dog hop right into hunting, or a race horse bred to race…or a Greyhound dog that runs fast…you know BRED FOR THE MODEL POSE…so she’s pretty good at it.

Whether she should do biggger more interesting things with her money, access, celebrity or not is not for us to say, I mean all these people doing low hanging fruit things like Pete Davidson…SEE SHE FUCKED PETE DAVIDSON…and some people are saying he gave her AIDS…but that’s to be determined by a crack team of investigative journalists…

I expect more, but take what I can get, because there are low hanging fruit instant gratification people out there, and there are BOTTOM feeders….I am a bottom feeder…and I’d feed off her bottom, not to see what Pete Davidson AIDS tastes like, but unfortunately, that’d be what happens…

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You can clone your dog for 50k in Texas, I’ve looked into it, since eternal genetic life is a wonderful thing, even if the clone isn’t the exact same as the original tissue sample…

SO…it is only logical that someone of Cindy Crawford’s stature, not just physical stature, she’s a model and thus tall…but her socio-economic stature, would easily be able to pay the dog cloners to test it out on a human…assuming there aren’t clinics around Hollywood that do this anyway…you know like how the cloned Ellen into Bieber, Dick Clarke into Ryan Seacrest, Melissa Joan Hart into…who the fuck is Melissa Joan Hart?

I guess my sci/fi evil rich tyrant dreams are a little too theatrical, and it is VERY possible that they did the traditional cloning, you know CHILDBIRTH….and possibly not even through a surrogate…creating this skinny, luxurious, trained and genetically coded top model…

So this nipple, may not be Young Cindy Nip…but rather just Kaia nip…and both nips are still nips to imagine playing a game of tennis with, since they are fancy white people, and fancy white people fucking love tennis.

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I guess Kaia Gerber is the new body for that pervert Calvin Klein….

She’s Cindy Crawford’s daughter who was groomed for this, and more importantly built for this, I couldn’t really imagine her doing anything besides being a body for rich people who her mom is probably friends with, it’s the circle of life or something that us plebs may not understand because we’re not in those circles…but at least they show us pictures of their great lives…we’re so lucky we get to follow them, because our existences are meaningless but there’s are so important…

I was going to say that it’d be more impressive if she used her family’s fame and fortune to try to save the world, or at least help people who need help instead of stripping down for perverts….but then I realize that is HELPING PEOPLE WHO NEED HELP….what a HERO…with a pretty hot body..

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Kaia Gerber is in some TV series for the streamers now, because of course she is….acting requires no talent so why not get into it thanks to all your important connections you have because your mom is Cindy Crawford and your dad was the caterer of the stars, you know the hostest with the mostest who owned restuarants for the rich and famous before becoming a Tequila billionaire with George Clooney….

I don’t trust any of these celebrities and I think that Kaia Gerber’s probably had more than just this lesbian experience because in being the hostest with the mostest, using your kids as part of the entertainment is probable…you know RICH PEOPLE DO WEIRD THINGS.

I don’t know how much weirdness Kaia’s seen or been involved in,

I just know that she was hanging out with lesbian Cara Delevingne, I know her brother’s a fucking drug addict weirdo from being a rich kid, which is always funny to me…like being a rich kid dude is the ultimate way to get hot pussy….

Plus she’s been thrown into modeling at 14 or younger despite not needing to, because the model jobs would have been waiting for her when she was 18….plus her family has so much money she doesn’t need to work as a shitty model for brands…she could do actual meaningful things…but her generation thinks being a prop in marketing for big brands is the END GOAL…and that alone is as empty as you’d expect…

But yeah, she acts and does girl on girl kissing, even though the agenda has made all girls her age genderless, fuck everything, perverts….BLAME porn…but it’s probably deeper than that.

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