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2016

20

Oct

Kaia Gerber for Interview Magazine of the Day

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I am pretty fucking strict on one thing in my life and that is the whole 18+ rule of content…I am realistic and leave the house and see how these teens act, what they do, and I know they’re raised on porn and dress half naked like a Kardashian and probably have sex tapes…but I want nothing to do with any of that…other than mild social observation….

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I don’t want to see it, I don’t want to know it exists, I do not find it interesting or exciting, I find it weird….not to mention teens are fucking annoying…and that lone makes me hate them…

What I really don’t understand is Kaia Gerber….Cindy Crawford’s daughter, who has a very rich father named Randy Gerber, and a rich mother named Cindy Crawford, who I guess is as vapid as you’d expect a model to be, as narcissistic as you’d expect a model to be, and as superficial as you’d expect a model to be…throwing her daughter, even if this is her daughter’s dream..into modeling at 15 or 16…she doesn’t even have a drivers license….

Amazingly companies, magazines, and photographers…are having a kid pose in bikinis for them….acting all intense for them…in what they can pivot like Hillary Clinton into being art, or marketing, or editorial, but that is still fucking weird…she’s a kid…whether she’s got her period or not…and she’s not in a poor family that needs the fame money…they have the fame money…

It is festishized, it’s weird, it’s awkward, yet they do it openly and freely…when they could easily say “when you’re 18 you can decide what you want to do, here’s your allowance, go get some smoothies, juices, frozen yogurt, you annoying Malibu Barbie”…and if this was some dude in a dingy studio recruiting 15 year olds to pose, even clothed…you’d all be up in arms, lynching the pervert..and charging him with sex offense..

Yes, these pics aren’t hot or sexual…but they are to some fucking pervert…and most importantly…they are unnecessary….

I’ll call this Cindy Crawford’s Kardashian / Hadid Dream….

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2016

13

Sep

15 Year Old Kaia Gerber Named Model of the Year in Daily Front Row of the Day

Prized Kaia Gerber, who was shat out of Cindy Crawford’s pussy 15 years ago, has just been named model of the year by a magazine that I assume Cindy Crawford has influence over. All to help her prized period that stuck – establish a name in modeling at 15….because it speaks to her own narcissism. She wants her pussy juice that solidified into this creature to be golden – because it makes her feel goldn….

The last post I wrote on Kaia Gerber was that I understand when a really ghetto drug addicted hooker – living in a one bedroom apartment with no running water or food in the fridge – addicted to drugs – decides to get her 14 year old into the family business. of whoring because she’s hit puberty and you can charge a premium,

But when Cindy Crawford, a very rich woman, married the Randy Gerber a very rich man…who also has very rich parents…does it…albeit a fancier kind of whoring, it makes no sense to me…egos…

At 14 or 15…she should probably be doing things that don’t involve creepy men taking her pics…seriously weird..

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2016

01

Sep

14 Year old Kaia Gerber – the Gerber Baby – Plays Dress-Up of the Day

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I understand when a really ghetto drug addicted hooker – living in a one bedroom apartment with no running water or food in the fridge – deeper than being down on her luck – mom decides to get her 14 year old into the family business. You know, she’s hit puberty, you can charge a premium, whatever…your life fucking sucks, you’re a disgusting degenerate anyway…why not add more fuel to your resume of gutter, rock bottom, low life trash…

But when Cindy Crawford a very rich woman, married the Randy Gerber a very rich man…who also has very rich parents…I don’t understand why at 14, they think it’s a good idea to throw their daughter Kaia Gerber into the mix.

I get it, people are attention seeking fame whores, people love social media, people love being published in magazines, and people are taking interest in her based on her name and mom alone…so the opportunity is there…but the opportunity will be there in 3 or 4 years when she’s legal, after she’s done school, maybe even when she’s in college during the summer…

But to get her posing, showing skin, pulling the Jardashian fame whore, attention seeking, create her into a brand other brands will pay for…just makes no fucking sense…it can only attract negative attention, bad decisions, and perverts like you jerking off to her…

She’s 14…she should be getting her first babysitting job, not her first magazine cover in a fashion magazine famous for putting nude pics of Kim Kardashian out there…

I blame social media for this…

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2016

12

Aug

Kaia Gerber Modeling of the Day

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Kaia Gerber is 14 or 15 years old…and they think she is old enough to be modeling, even though putting out content or photoshoots is pretty much sexualizing their kid, and is as creepy as that child beauty pageant shit….and I blame the parents….the parents who are Cindy Crawford and Gerber babyfood heir Randy Gerber…

The fact is that she’s rich as fuck, she’s got a trust fund, her dad has a trust fund and she’ll look the fucking same when she’s 18, yet her mom thinks it is a good idea to put her into marketing campaigns for random brands, for pervert marketers, like a prositute, because I guess her mom was out doing coke off cocks in VIP rooms at 17….back in the 90s

Maybe mom’s not working too much and needs a project to keep occupied with…or maybe a celebrated daugher makes her feel good about herself, you know because she sees herself in her daughter, and her daughter is probably all about it because like all girls her age they need that Instagram whore followers to feel validated…

It’s weird…

Here she is for Teen Vogue…a new icon / leader in the making..

Here she is from instagram….

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2016

28

Jun

Cindy Crawford’s Teen Daughter in Bed for Fashion of the Day

In the first minute and a half of this video for MIU MIU, a huge fashion brand, you’ll see the talent they cast for the video is Cindy Crawfrod and Randy Gerber of Gerber baby empire daughter Kaia – laying in bend…in soft focus…gripping her sheets….before walking around the pool in a sheer pool dress, I mean I don’t need to recap this if you just watch the fucking video, before stripping off her clothes, facing a children’s toy and jumping into the pool in a bathing suit, they don’t really show because they focus on her body parts…

I am not a film analyst and I am a pervert – who sees sex in everything I look at…but I would never produce a video like this with someone under the age of 18, because all though it’s not graphic teen erotica – it’s pretty racy or eludes to teen erotica – and that’s just fucking weird – especially when the girl is rich, her parents rich, and has no need to be doing anything like this…

Weird…

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2016

04

Feb

Cindy Crawford’s Tween Socialite Daughter Does a Campaign of the Day

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Cindy Crawford and the heir to Gerber Baby empire, restaurant and bar owner, model fucker, LA scenester, and billionaire…something models love t, so much that they marry and make babies with, have a kid, who is 14 named Kaia Gerber, who is 14 years old…and who they think is old enough to be modeling, even though putting out content or photoshoots is pretty much sexualizing their kid, and is as creepy as that child beauty pageant shit….and I blame the parents.

The fact is that she’s rich as fuck, she’s got a trust fund, and she’ll look the fucking same when she’s 18, yet her mom thinks it is a good idea to put her into marketing campaigns for random brands, like a prositute, because I guess her mom was out doing coke off cocks in VIP rooms at 15….back in the 90s that was normal…and I guess it is now also…because mom’s not working too much and needs a project to keep occupied with…and daughter, like all girls need that Instagram whore followers to feel validated…

Weird…

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2015

25

Nov

Kaia Gerber for Teen Vogue of the Day

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I figure if Cindy Crawford is willing to pimp her kid out to the media. Throwing her into modeling shoots, because modeling was so good for Cindy Crawford, it even landed her a billionaire heir to the Gerber empire husband, that with his sperm, she made this Kaia brat…straight from the mean streets of Malibu…and now in magazines…because these idiots can’t just be gracious or graceful in their fame and fortune, they just need to keep milking it and milking it, and all it takes is making a few calls, because she’s Cindy Crawford….

Even if this 14 year old model was a troll, missing fingers, with server developmental disabilities, wheel chair bound, albino….and covered in contagious lesions…she’d still be cast in Teen Vogue, they’d just use a lot of make-up, all thanks to being Cindy Crawford’s daughter…

I’d assume that after seeing all the drugs, all the bad people at the parties she attended, Cindy Crawford would want her kid to do something more substantial…that involves not being a vapid twat…but instead…this is how she spends her high school weekends…

I just can’t see how anything good will come from this…she’s still a fucking kid…even if kids these days have more sex partners than you by 12, and not even the ghetto ones from the projects…but rich ones too…thanks to internet porn and parents too into themselves to raise them properly…

I guess the good news is that she’s cute, has potential, and in the next 4 years…will be walking the runway for that scam Victoria’s Secret, because that’s how their casting works…

Everyone wants to be an instagram model, but legit with actual photoshoots..weird..

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2015

08

Jul

Cindy Crawford’s Gerber Baby for Steven Meisel and Vogue Italia of the Day

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Kaia Gerber is the billion dollar heir to the Gerber family fortune, a fortune coupled with her dad’s level of “LA Cool” owning clubs and bars and restaurants, lured in her mom Cindy Crawford, when she was at the top of her career, because everyone from Homeless girls to Top Fashion models are hookers, money grubbing hookers, they just come in at different budgets…

It is safe to say that Kaia Gerber, is either genetically predisposed to model, that people around her don’t mind whoring her out, or have her photographed by older men…for magazines…creepy…

It is also safe to say, that this is the Kardashian era of Selfies, and that everyone, especially rich girls, want instagram likes and followers, so why not do the GIGI HADID, and get a head start at it, because you have a mom to oversee everything….so you’re safe…and by the time you’re 18…you’ll be massively famous…with so many followers, all the brands will want you..

Intersting….only unlike other aspiring intagram whores…she goes straight to IMG models, shot by top photographer Steven Meisel…for Vogue Italia…cuz that’s how it works when rich…

She’s 14….

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