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2020

12

Nov

Kaia Gerber Bra of the Day

Kaia Gerber Bra

Kaia Gerber is the overhyped Cindy Crawford spawn that I look at and think she was groomed to be this model bitch like her mom, despite having all the resources to do anything she fucking wants…and posing on camera in a bra ends up being what she wants…because LA based idiots of a certain socio-economic status are all competing with each other for the most views for both themselves and their kids….it’s not a “I did modelling with all the perverts and drugs so that my kids wouldn’t have to”….It’s some old timer stripper at the strip club who brings her 18 year old in on her 18th birthday to get her to work…only Cindy Crawford didn’t even wait for this one’s 18th birthday to put the groundwork in…she was modelling at 14…

I just think being rich would make you not want to put your kid on fucking billboard like you are Britney Spears’ dad trying to cash in on his Louisiana gold…but I guess I don’t think like the rich and famous…

Not to mention, I don’t actually care about groomed, soulless fucked up people, from porn chicks, to instagram chicks, to rich kids trying to be famous for money they don’t need like the greedy fucks they are….we’ve got our own damn problems…

I just stare at the tits in the bra…

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2020

06

Nov

Kaia Gerber Tit for Vogue China of the Day

Kaia Gerber is so fucking boring to me. She’e just been groomed to do what it is that she’s doing, some going through the motions like MOMMA forced her to do, but there’ sno passion in her work…she’s clearly more into being a bratty rich kid who smokes weed and fucks all day, I mean isn’t that the whole point of being rich…

The idea that her mom is trying to teach her responsibility or work ethic while getting to cum from the success she is getting as a model…because there are levels to narcissism, where parents can get off to their kid’s promising careers…I am from Canada…ask any Hockey Dad why he’s got a boner at every one of his kid’s game…and it’s not because he’s a pervert….

So Cindy Crawford moves in and says “daughter, you’re a mini me, we must exploit that and monetize, even though we are rich and even though you don’t want it”…..and daughter goes along with it becasue it is easy…..but mother doesn’t say “Daughter, let’s get you a PhD or some other higher purpose skill than being able to stand for a camera for magazines”…because clearly mother is as fucking vapid as you’d expect her to be…models man…what a joke….

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2020

14

Oct

Kaia Gerber Goth Cleavage of the Day

Kaia Gerber Black Lip

Kaia Gerber bores me. She’s got her cleavage out in this overly dramatic lameness that I guess they’ll position as a “fashion” shoot, or a Behind the Scenes of a fashion shoot, because from a young age her mom has starved her out to make her the fashion model she’s become. It’s one of those Cindy Crawford didn’t climb the supermodel ladder only to NOT use that position to give her family a shot at the supermodel glory….a cash grab, luxurious travel, adoration from the loser fans….in an era where there is no such thing as a super model and brands use dog shit models to seem like they are woke, inclusive and other shit…because they are pussies scared of being cancelled…making Kaia Gerber about as impressive as a dog shit on the side of the road, but maybe the dog shit is more impressive, because at least it evokes emotion, maybe gets you to jump over it so you don’t step in it, where Kaia is just this shell of a human, no soul, sold to a shitty industry all while being rich as shit with no need to be this model….but they all want the likes and follows…it is addictive and in this case it keeps her vapid useless parents excited with every opportunity that comes up…I mean they are people drawn to Malibu who rub shoulders with other shit humans like the Kardashians…trying to get in on the trend instead of doing what’s good for their kid, you know the LA way…

Garbage, but cleavage…

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2020

23

Sep

Kaia Gerber Still on Vacation of the Day

Kaia Gerber is with her family at what I assume is their CABO HOUSE, since they made hundreds of millions of dollars off an idea to start a tequila company a few years ago, back when they were all on vacation in Cabo, as shitty LA people do….you know why go explore the corners of the world when you can stay amongst your exclusive selves in the same vacation spots you all go to….because living next to each other and shit talking each other isn’t enough….

I never understood that about rich people, it happens here on a scaled down version…all the rich people live on the same mountain during the week, they all talk shit on each other during the week, because that’s how it is to be rich, like high school….then they all have vacation homes or cottages or weekend lake houses, whatever you want to call it…on the same bullshit lake….it happens in NYC with the Hamptons…it happens with LA in Malibu and I guess Cabo….it’s like these dick suckers can’t get enough of each other…or they just aren’t comfortable unless other shitty americans are next to them…it’s the security blanket for grown ass losers who have won.

Anyway, Kaia is the “it-girl” who they are pushing as an “It-girl”, I don’t really know how much of an it-girl she actually is. She sort of just fell into it thanks to a mom who groomed her to be a thin model-like personality, who I am sure lacks personality, because she’s always hungry….

She’s in her bikini, this is “it-girl” model bikini, even though modelling doesn’t hold the same clout as it used to, it also doesn’t hold any clout when you’re a rich LA idiot who hangs with other rich LA idiots and come across as the perceived “it-people” of the generation, when really you’re just able to game social media and the media because the media has nothing better to talk about. It’s all lies to keep their exclusive life going….and people buy into it…while I just stare at the ass in a thong bathing suit…because all the other starving for attention, fame, success, when you’re already rich…seems so fucking lame across the board….but a thong bikini on a skinny girl…that shit is timeless…when you don’t have to hate on it for the origin story.

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2020

21

Sep

Kaia Gerber Bikinis in Cabo of the Day

Kaia Gerber is a very overrated 19 year old who has been groomed by her mom for her entire life to have that model life.

I don’t really understand why a model who went through the industry the way Cindy Crawford did and who knows it’s full of drugs and shitty perverted weirdos…while it perpetuates some bullshit ideas and elitism as they promote overpriced made in China trash clothes no one needs….but I guess she just thought it was so awesome that her daughter has to go through with it….maybe Cindy Crawford is just a superficial vapid cunt seeking that validation for the next generation….because the family doesn’t need money, the dad sold his Tequila line he had with Clooney for hundreds of millions…yet instead of encouraging the girl to do huge things, life changing things, saving the world things…she wants her to be an “it girl” like a Kardashian…because everyone in LA is dog shit clout chasing fucks.

She’s in a bikini, I guess not being violated by everyone who is trying to get close to her, since she’s model royalty, and the whole thing is pretty sad from where I’m sitting…..usually parents do the shit eating so their kids don’t have to…except in Hollywood where they do it so their kids can do it too as they are raised in that exclusive club….it’s child abuse from where I’m sitting…even though she’s 19 and has a hot body in a bikini….

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2020

04

Sep

Kaia Gerber and Charlotte Lawrence Scissor of the Day

Kaia Gerber Charlotte Lawrence Crab

Kaia Gerber and Charlotte Lawrence are probably the same age, they grew up in the same exclusive part of the same garbage city, amongst the same shitty fame chasing pieces of shit, by the same narcissistic parents who likely felt they won at life and fucked the system in their own right, because I guess they did…..so they have the same level of eagerness to get slutty on the internet for attention, because they were raised to think having people watch you means money, and why not get that money when you can, even though you don’t need it cuz the family is rich…but why not get it when you can…it’s a game at this point…

Who knows what the future will hold for this generation of genderless perverts, but at least it’s something to watch.

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2020

20

Aug

Kaia Gerber Transitions to Lesbianism of the Day

Edgy. She says Pink is Punk, but it’s also what she likes to dive her face into now that that creepy fuck Cara Delevingne has groomed her, to suck the soul out of her, in her weird young girl sex parties she has, because no one ever takes down predator lesbians, at least not until recently, when Ellen got some trouble, but when Ellen has been creepy for fucking ever….

I guess this is some kind of rebellion that involves making herself look nothing like her mom, which is the one thing she had going for her, probably some sabotage or protest of all the grooming her mom did with her before Cara moved in…because you know Cindy Crawford is a stage parent…

She’s going to inherit a real shit ton of money thanks to her mom being Cindy Crawford and her dad being a George Clooney groupie who created a billion dollar Tequila brand that they sold off…so anything she does is basically just ways to occupy her time…rather than actually do anything of substance…unless you think getting cold sores is of substance…I mean it is from substances..

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2020

03

Aug

Kaia Gerber Bikini of the Day

Kaia Gerber Bikini puppy

Kaia Gerber is rumored to be fucking Cara Delevingne because it’s some rich person shit of eating the soul of the young and connected for their adrenochrome or whatever the latest conspiracy about all these nut job rich and connected people that the general public look up to for no fucking reason….because they really aren’t that interesting, but I guess the normals are even less interesting….

It’s some get with the trending to keep yourself trending predator shit….but who are we to care or judge what an empty Kaia Gerber who was groomed by her mom to be this skinny “model” she’s working on, something welcomed because it’s not a Jenner or Hadid but probably an equally annoying, 18 year old version of them with the same Malibu rich kid struggles….and everything about her, her family, her upbringing, her world is pretty fucking shit….they just think it is great because these people are all fucking nut jobs.

So instead of working on school, using her money to do cool projects, she’s taking the daily bikini selfie to keep her personal brand going…and I guess it looks pretty good if you don’t think about how fucked up the whole thing is.

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2020

21

Jul

Kaia Gerber Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

Kaia Gerber Vogue Japan

Kaia Gerber is Cindy Crawford’s slutty and confused rich as shit daughter who was groomed to be a “top” model, whatever the fuck that means, pretty much nothing in this world of Jenners and Hadids being the top models and influencing all the other girls to get fucked up face injections to fake being hot, because they aren’t actually hot….

Basically, to be a top model means you need to have at least one celebrity parent, to be raised in Hollywood so that your moral code is fucked up and that whoring yourself out while being praised by an audience is normal….it helps if your model was a model…especially if your mom was Cindy Crawford…who you know crafted this whole thing while she was starving Kaia out as she grew up to ENSURE the family legacy will go on…a legacy of being a star in a shitty fucking drug filled garbage predator run industry…BIG dreams for your girl…you know at least she gets to travel the world for free and stay in 8 star hotels….even though she can do that anyway with daddy’s Tequila money….while still producing porn on her social media feed for the likes and follows they clearly crave….

It doesn’t make sense to me why a mom would want her daughter sprawled out naked, “BUT IT IS VOUGE”….when I don’t even thinK Cindy Crawford sprawled out naked for anythign and she came from the middle class…how edgy in this era of everyone who is anyone starts out rich…

I am not complaining that they created a little whore who gets naked like every other girl naked on the internet, as they pretend to teach her work ethic while everything is just handed to her, because I’ll stare at a naked Kaia Gerber, why not….

I am just saying, it’s pretty shitty parenting….Cindy Crawford should be ashamed of herself, but eventually it will all hit the fan and end because this kind of thing isn’t sustainable, and as she tries to please her overbearing mom, she’ll eventually rebel and do porn or some shit, it’s more lucrative to have an Onlyfans you know…

I don’t know why her nipples are stars, but I guess it has to do with trying to not be porn, while being porn, because tits get hits and everything is basically a giant jerk off factory….

Kaia Gerber Vogue Japan

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2020

16

Jul

Cara Delevingne is Fucking Kaia Gerber of the Day

Kaia Gerber Cara Delevingne

Cara Delevingne is some evil predator as far as I’m concerned and she’s taken a liking to babysitting Kaia Gerber, in part because lesbians can groom young girls as well as dudes can, just ask Ellen and her Wayfair pillow, but also because Cara Delevingne was an overhyped media scam that made no sense and eating the soul of the younger “it-girls”…is just what they do…Illuminati shit.

I don’t know what these idiots are up to or what they are protesting, I just know that Cara Delevingne is a fucking creep and not even a hot creep which is really the big mystery in all of this, like how did such a pile of shit become a “top model”….LIES man…that’s how….it’s all just bullshit.

Anyway, if you or someone you know knows Kaia Gerber, send her a text and make sure she’s not a victim of a sexual predator….because based on her brother’s insanity that you can google, they were obviously raised in a fucking weird setting amongst weird people, with a mom who who stage parented them hard….even though she’s Cindy Crawford…

PS….these idiots don’t care about any political, social or meaningful activism, it’s all for ego, bullshit, media coverage…so don’t believe ANYTHING a celebrity has to say, they are fucking puppets..by definition…they are fucking puppets.

Losers.

Kaia looking bored with her hand up for justice
Kaia Gerber Cara Delevingne

And then Margaret Qualley was all like “but I thought I was your boyfriend”

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