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2021

06

Jan

Kaia Gerber Rides the Railing of the Day

Girls love to rub their pussies up on random things, whether it’s those pillow or stuffed animal fucking girls you see all over the internet, to girls getting off on grinding against your leg like a dog in heat, or girls who like to ride motorcycles or horses because of the pressure it applies to their cunts….because orgasms don’t always need a mouth, dick, fingers or vibrators…even crossing legs the right way can make a girl with the right level of fuck cum…

I’ve known girls who press up against the door frame rhythmically, who ride bikes in a very specific pussy on the seat kind of way…I mean I HAVE SMELLED THOSE SEATS AND KNOW…

So seeing Kaia Gerber up on the banister, like some retard kid, because she’s likely a retard kid on some level, thanks to her mom selling her to a shitty industry despite the family being worth a few hundred million dollars, all starving her out to be the best model she can be to make mommy proud….on some Kardashian level shit because Cindy Crawford’s era of old pussy is into whoring out their kids to a sleazy industry….but stunted or not…we should get a better angle so that we can spot the WET SPOT.

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2020

26

Nov

Kaia Gerber in Wet Wife beater of the Day

I feel like you can see Kaia Gerber’s nipple in her wifebeater, since that is what wifebeaters do, at least when they are the “undershirt”, because actual wifebeaters don’t always let you see nipples, since they are too busy beating wives….

I don’t feel sorry for Kaia Gerber, she’s overhyped and getting paid, when she’s already rich as shit thanks to her parents….who raised her amongst other rich degenerates where they did rich degenerate things….because what the fuck else is there to do when you’re semi retired and rich….but she was definitely groomed to be this “model” which I think is weird, just fucking give her an allowance and let her live man…

The rumor is that she’s a dyke with people like Cara Delevingne, but I think if she was an actual dyke, she’d come out as dyke, there’s no issue with being dyke, if anything it get you more jobs…

It’s like when I say “When Racism Works in Your Favor”….you know when all the white people segregate you as “Black” or “PERSON OF COLOR”….slotting you in that “TOKEN” box….but throwing jobs, opportunities, invites, gifts because they feel bad about their racist views…or “white guilt”…the “When racism works in your favor” is typically kept out of the news, but people who have been treated badly for their race, now cashing in because of their race, know that it’s racism done right….

Well the same appies to dykes, if she was a dyke, they’d THROW jobs at her to prove they are inclusive, rather than just a bunch of follower fucks hiring a girl who is only hyped because of her mom….sure she’s hot…but it’s about the celebrity connection that got her here…there’s lots of hot people in the world….but only those with connected parents seem to get places…

Either way, her small tit has a hard nipple or puffy nipple…it’s a nipple.

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2020

12

Nov

Kaia Gerber Bra of the Day

Kaia Gerber Bra

Kaia Gerber is the overhyped Cindy Crawford spawn that I look at and think she was groomed to be this model bitch like her mom, despite having all the resources to do anything she fucking wants…and posing on camera in a bra ends up being what she wants…because LA based idiots of a certain socio-economic status are all competing with each other for the most views for both themselves and their kids….it’s not a “I did modelling with all the perverts and drugs so that my kids wouldn’t have to”….It’s some old timer stripper at the strip club who brings her 18 year old in on her 18th birthday to get her to work…only Cindy Crawford didn’t even wait for this one’s 18th birthday to put the groundwork in…she was modelling at 14…

I just think being rich would make you not want to put your kid on fucking billboard like you are Britney Spears’ dad trying to cash in on his Louisiana gold…but I guess I don’t think like the rich and famous…

Not to mention, I don’t actually care about groomed, soulless fucked up people, from porn chicks, to instagram chicks, to rich kids trying to be famous for money they don’t need like the greedy fucks they are….we’ve got our own damn problems…

I just stare at the tits in the bra…

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2020

06

Nov

Kaia Gerber Tit for Vogue China of the Day

Kaia Gerber is so fucking boring to me. She’e just been groomed to do what it is that she’s doing, some going through the motions like MOMMA forced her to do, but there’ sno passion in her work…she’s clearly more into being a bratty rich kid who smokes weed and fucks all day, I mean isn’t that the whole point of being rich…

The idea that her mom is trying to teach her responsibility or work ethic while getting to cum from the success she is getting as a model…because there are levels to narcissism, where parents can get off to their kid’s promising careers…I am from Canada…ask any Hockey Dad why he’s got a boner at every one of his kid’s game…and it’s not because he’s a pervert….

So Cindy Crawford moves in and says “daughter, you’re a mini me, we must exploit that and monetize, even though we are rich and even though you don’t want it”…..and daughter goes along with it becasue it is easy…..but mother doesn’t say “Daughter, let’s get you a PhD or some other higher purpose skill than being able to stand for a camera for magazines”…because clearly mother is as fucking vapid as you’d expect her to be…models man…what a joke….

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2020

14

Oct

Kaia Gerber Goth Cleavage of the Day

Kaia Gerber Black Lip

Kaia Gerber bores me. She’s got her cleavage out in this overly dramatic lameness that I guess they’ll position as a “fashion” shoot, or a Behind the Scenes of a fashion shoot, because from a young age her mom has starved her out to make her the fashion model she’s become. It’s one of those Cindy Crawford didn’t climb the supermodel ladder only to NOT use that position to give her family a shot at the supermodel glory….a cash grab, luxurious travel, adoration from the loser fans….in an era where there is no such thing as a super model and brands use dog shit models to seem like they are woke, inclusive and other shit…because they are pussies scared of being cancelled…making Kaia Gerber about as impressive as a dog shit on the side of the road, but maybe the dog shit is more impressive, because at least it evokes emotion, maybe gets you to jump over it so you don’t step in it, where Kaia is just this shell of a human, no soul, sold to a shitty industry all while being rich as shit with no need to be this model….but they all want the likes and follows…it is addictive and in this case it keeps her vapid useless parents excited with every opportunity that comes up…I mean they are people drawn to Malibu who rub shoulders with other shit humans like the Kardashians…trying to get in on the trend instead of doing what’s good for their kid, you know the LA way…

Garbage, but cleavage…

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2020

23

Sep

Kaia Gerber Still on Vacation of the Day

Kaia Gerber is with her family at what I assume is their CABO HOUSE, since they made hundreds of millions of dollars off an idea to start a tequila company a few years ago, back when they were all on vacation in Cabo, as shitty LA people do….you know why go explore the corners of the world when you can stay amongst your exclusive selves in the same vacation spots you all go to….because living next to each other and shit talking each other isn’t enough….

I never understood that about rich people, it happens here on a scaled down version…all the rich people live on the same mountain during the week, they all talk shit on each other during the week, because that’s how it is to be rich, like high school….then they all have vacation homes or cottages or weekend lake houses, whatever you want to call it…on the same bullshit lake….it happens in NYC with the Hamptons…it happens with LA in Malibu and I guess Cabo….it’s like these dick suckers can’t get enough of each other…or they just aren’t comfortable unless other shitty americans are next to them…it’s the security blanket for grown ass losers who have won.

Anyway, Kaia is the “it-girl” who they are pushing as an “It-girl”, I don’t really know how much of an it-girl she actually is. She sort of just fell into it thanks to a mom who groomed her to be a thin model-like personality, who I am sure lacks personality, because she’s always hungry….

She’s in her bikini, this is “it-girl” model bikini, even though modelling doesn’t hold the same clout as it used to, it also doesn’t hold any clout when you’re a rich LA idiot who hangs with other rich LA idiots and come across as the perceived “it-people” of the generation, when really you’re just able to game social media and the media because the media has nothing better to talk about. It’s all lies to keep their exclusive life going….and people buy into it…while I just stare at the ass in a thong bathing suit…because all the other starving for attention, fame, success, when you’re already rich…seems so fucking lame across the board….but a thong bikini on a skinny girl…that shit is timeless…when you don’t have to hate on it for the origin story.

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2020

21

Sep

Kaia Gerber Bikinis in Cabo of the Day

Kaia Gerber is a very overrated 19 year old who has been groomed by her mom for her entire life to have that model life.

I don’t really understand why a model who went through the industry the way Cindy Crawford did and who knows it’s full of drugs and shitty perverted weirdos…while it perpetuates some bullshit ideas and elitism as they promote overpriced made in China trash clothes no one needs….but I guess she just thought it was so awesome that her daughter has to go through with it….maybe Cindy Crawford is just a superficial vapid cunt seeking that validation for the next generation….because the family doesn’t need money, the dad sold his Tequila line he had with Clooney for hundreds of millions…yet instead of encouraging the girl to do huge things, life changing things, saving the world things…she wants her to be an “it girl” like a Kardashian…because everyone in LA is dog shit clout chasing fucks.

She’s in a bikini, I guess not being violated by everyone who is trying to get close to her, since she’s model royalty, and the whole thing is pretty sad from where I’m sitting…..usually parents do the shit eating so their kids don’t have to…except in Hollywood where they do it so their kids can do it too as they are raised in that exclusive club….it’s child abuse from where I’m sitting…even though she’s 19 and has a hot body in a bikini….

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2020

04

Sep

Kaia Gerber and Charlotte Lawrence Scissor of the Day

Kaia Gerber Charlotte Lawrence Crab

Kaia Gerber and Charlotte Lawrence are probably the same age, they grew up in the same exclusive part of the same garbage city, amongst the same shitty fame chasing pieces of shit, by the same narcissistic parents who likely felt they won at life and fucked the system in their own right, because I guess they did…..so they have the same level of eagerness to get slutty on the internet for attention, because they were raised to think having people watch you means money, and why not get that money when you can, even though you don’t need it cuz the family is rich…but why not get it when you can…it’s a game at this point…

Who knows what the future will hold for this generation of genderless perverts, but at least it’s something to watch.

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2020

20

Aug

Kaia Gerber Transitions to Lesbianism of the Day

Edgy. She says Pink is Punk, but it’s also what she likes to dive her face into now that that creepy fuck Cara Delevingne has groomed her, to suck the soul out of her, in her weird young girl sex parties she has, because no one ever takes down predator lesbians, at least not until recently, when Ellen got some trouble, but when Ellen has been creepy for fucking ever….

I guess this is some kind of rebellion that involves making herself look nothing like her mom, which is the one thing she had going for her, probably some sabotage or protest of all the grooming her mom did with her before Cara moved in…because you know Cindy Crawford is a stage parent…

She’s going to inherit a real shit ton of money thanks to her mom being Cindy Crawford and her dad being a George Clooney groupie who created a billion dollar Tequila brand that they sold off…so anything she does is basically just ways to occupy her time…rather than actually do anything of substance…unless you think getting cold sores is of substance…I mean it is from substances..

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2020

03

Aug

Kaia Gerber Bikini of the Day

Kaia Gerber Bikini puppy

Kaia Gerber is rumored to be fucking Cara Delevingne because it’s some rich person shit of eating the soul of the young and connected for their adrenochrome or whatever the latest conspiracy about all these nut job rich and connected people that the general public look up to for no fucking reason….because they really aren’t that interesting, but I guess the normals are even less interesting….

It’s some get with the trending to keep yourself trending predator shit….but who are we to care or judge what an empty Kaia Gerber who was groomed by her mom to be this skinny “model” she’s working on, something welcomed because it’s not a Jenner or Hadid but probably an equally annoying, 18 year old version of them with the same Malibu rich kid struggles….and everything about her, her family, her upbringing, her world is pretty fucking shit….they just think it is great because these people are all fucking nut jobs.

So instead of working on school, using her money to do cool projects, she’s taking the daily bikini selfie to keep her personal brand going…and I guess it looks pretty good if you don’t think about how fucked up the whole thing is.

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